PANTOMIME HORSE

[Branched offParticipant 11114]

Ah yes, I forgot about the patriarchy silencing all the female poets and other female artists. I had mistakenly put it down to their being rubbish but I had forgotten that anything that stops a woman getting what she wants (including her own lack of ability) is actually the work of the patriarchy.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5122]

Branched off wrote:

Ah yes, I forgot about the patriarchy silencing all the female poets and other female artists. I had mistakenly put it down to their being rubbish but I had forgotten that anything that stops a woman getting what she wants (including her own lack of ability) is actually the work of the patriarchy.

“Lest we forget”…… Yes, I lived with a militant feminist once(would never have moved in if known otherwise). The stories I could relay! The inevitable happened. She waited until she had a beta-male move in, then threw me out. Phoned the police on me!

[Branched offParticipant 11114]

That sounds nasty Colin. What did the enlightened specimen of womanhood accuse you of?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5122]

Branched off wrote:

That sounds nasty Colin. What did the enlightened specimen of womanhood accuse you of?

Extended the truth as opposed to blatant story telling. Looked more plausible in front of her protecting beta-male.
It was the incessant poisonous spittle that became of her. Her whole nanos were spent analysing, scrutinising, and thus criticising others(women included).

Her whole dusty musty house was filled with feminist paraphernalia. Two magnet quotes on the fridge: “Real men do housework”, and “Cats are smarter than men”

In other news Mr Branch. Check out my new poem, “Freakshow”

[HermitParticipant]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

Infighting because you think that Colin is a f~~? Really?
Poetry is a masculine activity. All the best poets were men. Like Shakespeare. It’s cool and anyone who attempts writing poetry it has my admiration.
Especially submitted to slime b~~~~ like us…lol.

I wouldn’t call it infighting. Colin and I have non-politically correct discussions.

Besides, I had written other reasons for not wanting a face to face meeting.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You live with Phillip? F~~!I am never offensive. Considering some of the posters on here, when have I instigated trouble. I am just having a giggle, just a website. Mr Branch and Mr Jolly will have so much s~~~ and giggles with me, it will be an avalanche of folly!

Never said you caused trouble. If you read all of my writings, I said you seem to be a nice guy.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5122]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You live with Phillip? F~~!I am never offensive. Considering some of the posters on here, when have I instigated trouble. I am just having a giggle, just a website. Mr Branch and Mr Jolly will have so much s~~~ and giggles with me, it will be an avalanche of folly!

Never said you caused trouble. If you read all of my writings, I said you seem to be a nice guy.

To be Frank(makes a change from being Colin), you said I write offensive posts, thus this could be deemed as causing trouble.
There are none nice. There is trouble starters and trouble avoiders. I being the latter.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You live with Phillip? F~~!I am never offensive. Considering some of the posters on here, when have I instigated trouble. I am just having a giggle, just a website. Mr Branch and Mr Jolly will have so much s~~~ and giggles with me, it will be an avalanche of folly!

Never said you caused trouble. If you read all of my writings, I said you seem to be a nice guy.

To be Frank(makes a change from being Colin), you said I write offensive posts, thus this could be deemed as causing trouble. There are none nice. There is trouble starters and trouble avoiders. I being the latter.

Bah, look at it however you like. I’ll just sit here and be happy on this beach where I live in the Bahamas.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5122]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You live with Phillip? F~~!I am never offensive. Considering some of the posters on here, when have I instigated trouble. I am just having a giggle, just a website. Mr Branch and Mr Jolly will have so much s~~~ and giggles with me, it will be an avalanche of folly!

Never said you caused trouble. If you read all of my writings, I said you seem to be a nice guy.

To be Frank(makes a change from being Colin), you said I write offensive posts, thus this could be deemed as causing trouble. There are none nice. There is trouble starters and trouble avoiders. I being the latter.

Bah, look at it however you like. I’ll just sit here and be happy on this beach where I live in the Bahamas.

Open up your Auris Externa and absorb Zipper-head. You better hope that when you are sweeping all that tumbleweed off your porch, you have a gun in the other. I WILL find out your location…..without hesitation.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You live with Phillip? F~~!I am never offensive. Considering some of the posters on here, when have I instigated trouble. I am just having a giggle, just a website. Mr Branch and Mr Jolly will have so much s~~~ and giggles with me, it will be an avalanche of folly!

Never said you caused trouble. If you read all of my writings, I said you seem to be a nice guy.

To be Frank(makes a change from being Colin), you said I write offensive posts, thus this could be deemed as causing trouble. There are none nice. There is trouble starters and trouble avoiders. I being the latter.

Bah, look at it however you like. I’ll just sit here and be happy on this beach where I live in the Bahamas.

Open up your Auris Externa and absorb Zipper-head. You better hope that when you are sweeping all that tumbleweed off your porch, you have a gun in the other. I WILL find out your location…..without hesitation.

Threatening me again? I don’t have to hope, as I always have a gun(s) on me and nearby me.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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