PANTOMIME HORSE

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

No, your identity hasn’t been revealed. I am more concerned finding out Mr Herm’s location. Imagine a pontificating puffter poet walking into a windswept saloon bar in Idaho…..

Actually, I’m not even real, not “alive” anyway. My posts and responses are computer generated. I am an online version of A.I.

Thee only exists in thine own mind. What state do you reside in? Come on, the size of some of your states are bigger than Western Europe!

Did you know that while it is not a state, the island of Guam is a U.S. territory? Same with Puerto Rico. Maybe I live in one of those places.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

No, your identity hasn’t been revealed. I am more concerned finding out Mr Herm’s location. Imagine a pontificating puffter poet walking into a windswept saloon bar in Idaho…..

Actually, I’m not even real, not “alive” anyway. My posts and responses are computer generated. I am an online version of A.I.

Thee only exists in thine own mind. What state do you reside in? Come on, the size of some of your states are bigger than Western Europe!

What if it was Hawaii? Would you still fly over to try to bother me?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Yes, you may even reside in the US Virgin Isles. Doubtful with your debaucherous mind.
I would travel anywhere to see you in your meatsuit. I have the money, time and inclination.

What state you mumbling little Arthropod?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Yes, you may even reside in the US Virgin Isles. Doubtful with your debaucherous mind.I would travel anywhere to see you in your meatsuit. I have the money, time and inclination.
What state you mumbling little Arthropod?

Could be Alaska. Strange U.S. state way up above Canada and to the left.

Maybe this will give you a better hint. In the state I live, we don’t like ambiguously homo freaks. You kind is not tolerated.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

What are you waffling on about, the US is the land of freaks. Washington or Oregon?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Alaska wouldn’t be prepared for a consummate reprobate such as I. Full of truckers, igloos, frozen tumbleweed and haggard specimens in top hats.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

What are you waffling on about, the US is the land of freaks. Washington or Oregon?

Yes, and Florida and California. Also Kansas and Nevada. Maybe Massachusetts or Wyoming. Possibly Nebraska and Oklahoma. Kentucky or Arizona? Texas, Maine, Indiana, Utah………… or maybe…… someplace in Malaysia or perhaps Bangladesh.

Ok, I’ll quit f~~~ing with you. I live in Thailand, but not Bangkok. Figured that’d be the first place you’d guess, you perverted f~~. Now then, is it Buri Ram, or Lampang. Maybe it’s Tak, or Mukdahan…….. Is it Sa Kaeo, or Phayao…..????…..

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Stop lying you single cell algae. What poxy Midwest hick little twilight state…..mate?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Stop lying you single cell algae. What poxy Midwest hick little twilight state…..mate?

F~~~ off, penile discharge. Why should I tell you? I don’t want you coming anywhere near me. I don’t even want you in the same country as me. I’ve very pleased we’re separated by the Atlantic Ocean………and the United States……….and then the Pacific Ocean………or if going the other way, by the Asian continent and then part of the Pacific.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

What are you scared of? Mr Branch and Mr Jolly live on the same island, we are meeting up for tea and scones and to touch each others bones.

I thought you Wanks were marine tough?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

I was always a level above marine status. Was SAS material…..or did they mean SOS material?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

What are you scared of? Mr Branch and Mr Jolly live on the same island, we are meeting up for tea and scones and to touch each others bones.
I thought you Wanks were marine tough?

Fear has nothing to do with it. You love to write f~~ot poems, you act more queer than your poems read, but claim to be heterosexual. You talk and act f~~~ing weird and claim to have a hideous appearance, monstrous in your own words. I’ve never read a normal post from you, other than the one time I think Market~~~cher p~~~ed you off and you spoke as if you were almost human. In spite of all that, you seem to be a “nice” person, but your strangeness overrides that.

If Branch and Joller can overlook all that, then I hope they have fun with you, but you behavior is far too “eccentric” for me to be comfortable with. I’d have to see months of non-f~~ behavior at the very least before I’d even consider a face to face meeting. Until then, as far as you know, I live in Guam.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

And yet you are like a moth to the flame…Anyway, I thought you like eccentricity. Must be a cultural thing, as I would never have thought a specimen would be so infuriated by woollyback poems.
Me, Mr Branch and Mr Jolly will smashing the place up and splashing a few tonsils(yes, female ones).

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

And yet you are like a moth to the flame…Anyway, I thought you like eccentricity. Must be a cultural thing, as I would never have thought a specimen would be so infuriated by woollyback poems. Me, Mr Branch and Mr Jolly will smashing the place up and splashing a few tonsils(yes, female ones).

“…….moth to flame…..”….???….because I respond to your least offensive posts? I don’t have a problem with certain eccentricities. I chose that word because I figured you’d like it better than being called a creepy c~~~ sucking f~~ot.

Also, your poems do not “infuriate” me, dork. They, along with your abnormal behavior, give me cause for apprehension.

I hope Branch and Joller have a good time and live to tell the tale. Since you don’t seem to want to bother to convince me that you’re a normal person, hopefully they will be able to let me know………..but even then, I don’t know them well enough to trust them either and as I said, I won’t be considering a meeting with you anytime in the near future, most likely never.

I live in the Philippines.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

You live with Phillip? F~~!
I am never offensive. Considering some of the posters on here, when have I instigated trouble. I am just having a giggle, just a website.
Mr Branch and Mr Jolly will have so much s~~~ and giggles with me, it will be an avalanche of folly!

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Infighting because you think that Colin is a f~~? Really?

Poetry is a masculine activity. All the best poets were men. Like Shakespeare. It’s cool and anyone who attempts writing poetry it has my admiration.

Especially submitted to slime b~~~~ like us…lol.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

Infighting because you think that Colin is a f~~? Really?
Poetry is a masculine activity. All the best poets were men. Like Shakespeare. It’s cool and anyone who attempts writing poetry it has my admiration.
Especially submitted to slime b~~~~ like us…lol.

Never a f~~. May have dressed once or twice in drag. Anyway, morning. Guten Tag!
“Slime b~~~~” Thanks for the inspiration. I will use this apt description in the next poem.

[Branched offParticipant 10967]

Good stuff again boys.

So Colin, you me and Joller are meeting up? Sounds good, glad you let me know, count me in. Tea and scones eh? Sounds better yet. But now for the big question -do you put the jam on first or the clotted cream? (for our colonial cousins -this is can be a source of some debate while we watch the rain come down on a summer’s day in the café)

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Branched offParticipant 10967]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

Infighting because you think that Colin is a f~~? Really?
Poetry is a masculine activity. All the best poets were men. Like Shakespeare. It’s cool and anyone who attempts writing poetry it has my admiration.
Especially submitted to slime b~~~~ like us…lol.

Yeah I think almost all good poets were men, except maybe that dyke bird Sappho -and dykes are at least half way there to being men in intention. Any one think of other note worthy female poets? It will be a short list I think.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Branched off wrote:

Good stuff again boys.
So Colin, you me and Joller are meeting up? good, glad you let me know, count me in. Tea and scones eh? Sounds better yet. But now for the big question -do you put the jam on first or the clotted cream? (for our colonial cousins -this is can be a source of some debate while we watch the rain come down on a summer’s day in the café)

Apologises for being too forward. Yes, you, Mr Branch and I(along with Micky whose airfare and lodgings will be paid for) are meeting up for some conversation and devastation.
Regarding scones. The transatlantic goons have probably never heard of them, and if they have, will obviously spell and pronounce it different.
There has been a plethora of exceptional female poets, they have just been silenced. This third wave of feminism has, as we have all witnessed, enabled women to express their art……ha ha ha!

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