OMG! Craigslist personal = INSANITY!

[PhilosophigusParticipant 36]

@soulman your emails should be tagged in the history books.

“When keeping it real, goes right”

[Mr. LameParticipant 13]

I just busted a chick on CL. I was browsing through the ads (w4m) and saw a chick that looked familiar so I say “whats up you look familiar”. Then she told me its probably cause of where she worked (insurance company). I used to do IT work for them and used to see the chick everyday so I told her who I was and how I was the one that worked on her issues all the time…she freaked out ha, said she put the ad up as a joke that she was married etc. I checked for the ad 10 seconds later and it was gone LOL..bitch was looking for some stray

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Mr. Lame:

 

So much for “’til death do us part”, eh?

 

[Mr. LameParticipant 13]

I used to see her and her husbands pic behind her desk, looked like a respectable feller…Shes a bigger girl though, so im sure shes just needing to know if shes still f~~~able

[johnconnor777Participant 85]

Soul man brother, my  cents, as someone who has battled on online dating for years (match, POF, eharmony, Christian mingle, okaycupid, craiglist…), just three points:

1) Stay away from online dating as a whole

2) if you must do online dating, think of free sites are like buying things from a yard sale: used garbage that nobody wants, so treat them as such. I know I am using a big brush, but I think this rule applies to over 70% of the females on the free sites. Craiglist is the absolute worst, then I’d say POF and a bit better, being Okaycupid the best of the dumpster, I am talking about the quality of the females, In my humble experience

3) Paying sites usually offer better quality of female, by quality I mean less single moms, less pounds, less tats, less crack-crazy-heads… plus it is also mean that she is not so cheap, at least is willing to pay $20-30 a month to find herself a man(or more than one) plus it means a little bit of effort, most females are laziest than a domestic cat, so if she write more than 2 lines (the typical “just write me” and “I love walks on the beach, shopping, traveling, going to restaurants and partying”)and pay for something, it shows some promise.

[Anonymous 42]

Want to have a baby – 33

age : 33 body : curvy height : 5’5″ (165cm) status : “DIVORSED”: never drinks : never drugs :kids, want : Yes

Hi. I would like a relationship with a guy who wants to have a baby. Please be between the ages of 29-38. And be able to handle a relationship and a baby. I’m 33 I will send a pic for a pic and put the words baby be mine in the subject line. Thank you.

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

I can hear this one squealing the tires, rounding the corner, and about to hit the f~~~in wall! I’m sure her X would tell you to run like f~~~in HELL!!!!!!!

Let me translate with my MGHOW 3-D glasses:

Hi, I would like a re-enslavement-ship, with a jerk stupid enough to support ME and my Baby, please be strong and working, and able to bleed your personal income for 18 grueling years, and be able to handle the lawyers and occasional imprisonment for 18 miserable years. I’m high-mileage, send pic of dick, for pic of clit, and put the words babyslave in the subject line, “Bank”-you…

“MG-Tower” see everything!!!!

[Mr. LameParticipant 13]

Heres another one of these..

https://nashville.craigslist.org/w4m/4856113781.html

“I am all about intensity and contradictions. I like to be aware of a situation and always know what’s going on, figuring this out with my probing mind, on the other hand, I am interested in the occult, the paranormal, conspiracy theories and other types of similar unknown mysteries. I am very capable of hiding my true feelings and motivations, I often have ulterior motives or a hidden agenda.  I am all about control, I need to be in control at all times. To be out of control is very threatening, when I am in control, I feel safe. I am very emotional, my emotions are intensified, both good emotions and bad. Negative emotions of jealousy and resentment are hallmarks of myself. On the other side, I am well known for my forceful and powerful drive to succeed and my amazing dedication. I am constantly trying to understand my emotions through finding a deeper purpose in life. I am very intuitive, but not as in a psychic sense, more as intuitive into the human mind, I have a great understanding of the mystery and the power of the human mind.I have a fear of failure which I keep hidden extremely well, should my confrontation not be successful, or my career fails, I will simply use my adaptive skill to quickly move and and leave the bad experience behind. Do not ever expect me to fess up or share my tale with anyone however because this shows signs of weakness and I always win, I am always the self-proclaimed best! One of the reasons I seem like I always accomplish my goals is because I set tangible short-term goals that I know I can accomplish, I know what I are capable of and this is what I go for.  I am very weary about trusting anyone, a person needs to gain my trust and this gets built up over time and once all the ‘trust tests’ have been passed, I will love deeply and intensely. Underneath the cool exterior, energies and emotions that are constantly flowing but I always deal with this by channeling this into useful activities, hobbies, relationships or a career. This is never apparent to the outside observer but knowing this fact explains why I am so passionate about whatever it is that I am undertaking. I have powerful instincts and I trust my own gut feeling which is another reason why I seldom fails. The ongoing lesson in my life is to channel my powerful energy into positive goals and not succumbing to the darker forces in life such as manipulation and greed, £ will then have great success in my life and have a clean, happy conscience and a circle of friends I can trust and hold dear to them.”

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Mr. Lame:

 

Run for the hills!  This one’s trouble!

 

[jack reacherParticipant 751]

mr.lame, I actually have some respect for that one because at least she is up front and detailed. the rest is up to the guy.

[Mr. LameParticipant 13]

I love craigslist, it keeps me occupied all night.

 

Here’s another I just cant let this deal pass anyone by,

https://nashville.craigslist.org/stp/4853084833.html

[mrpropmechParticipant 216]

Don’t know if its been said yet, but I highly advise purchasing a “burn phone” you know a pay as you go phone you can get them really cheap and even activate and deactivate as needed. That’s what I do. I don’t use the W4M section on CL but I do sell s~~~ all the time and just doing that there is a ton of whackjobs. It’s better to not use your personal line..

[…Spectator 1165]

mrpropmech: very good advice thanks man!

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Absolutely correct mmrpropmech!  Personally I use a google number for CL since it’s free.  I don’t think anyone on CL can actually trace it back to you.  Correct me if I am mistaken….

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[mrpropmechParticipant 216]

To my knowledge no. Not the average jackass on CL. It would have to be done the same way it would be done with a regular phone line. They (Only law enforcement) would have to have a warrant to be able to obtain that info and would have to figure out who your provider is.

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

Dating???!!!!  I think I would rather have my dick / b~~~~ slammed in a drawer!  It would be less painful and cheaper.

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Smacktalk73Participant 296]

If you want to find sex on craigslist without paying EXPECT TOTAL CRAZY EVERY TIME.   Look guys, there is simply no reason for an even slightly attractive woman to go on craigslist to have sex for free.  You know what the male equivalent is?  It is like a male GOING TO CHURCH to find male friends.   There are just far easier places for a woman to go to get laid.  In order for her to resort to craigslist to find sex, she has to be nuts.

Conversely, if a woman is desperate for money, eventually, she will end up on craigslist, trying to market herself.  Now you both have a common interest.  If you want sex, and have money, finding sex on craigslist is very possible.  You just have to know the following two rules: (a) You must not ASK for sex for money and (b) you must not be in a hurry.

In order to survive on Craigslist, you have to look out for the following three hazards, in order of most common to least common:

(a) Fake people trying to scam/hack you (this is, at times, over half the population of the craigslist personals)

(b) Crazy women who cannot find a man in the real world (this is all women who will have sex for free on Craigslist)

(c) law enforcement (if they are offering sex for money directly, and are not a or b, they are law enforcement).

In order to deal with the above issues, the “burn phone” is absolutely step one.  Great advice.  A prepaid phone with no connection to you whatsoever is available for under $50 per month.

I also recommend a craigslist-only email address.

Now, should you invite a Craislist woman into your home? If you have the resources for it, obviously, a “extended stay” hotel makes things more safe for you. However, it will mean that it will take longer for you to get laid, because once you’ve found a woman who isn’t a, b, or c, she’s going to be pretty cautious about dealing with you if you’re in a hotel.

Here is the MOST IMPORTANT way to avoid problems.  Once you’ve found a woman you think you can have sex with, no strings attached, just by giving her money, wait.

That’s right.  Find a woman who will have sex with you for money, and then DON’T HAVE SEX WITH HER.  Give her cash, in person, tell her you’re attracted to her, and love spending time with her.  And wait.

Just by WAITING you will filter out a, b and c.   A will never show up, anyway.   B will slowly start to act F~~~ING CRAZY and you will stop calling/texting her, throw away your phone if necessary, get restraining orders if necessary, etc.   C will actually start OFFERING TO HAVE SEX FOR MONEY because she needs to entrap you, fast, so she can move on to the next John she’s looking to arrest.

There you go.  Eventually, you will find a sweet Sugar Baby or other such relationship, and be happy.  But you have GOT to follow the above steps in order to do it.

And most importantly, DON’T HAVE SEX FOR FREE, and DON’T AGREE TO PAY FOR SEX.

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