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Ok, so it looks like craigslist personal ads are a timely topic here. Yes, cruising CL is pretty much basement bargain shopping for the occasional piece of poonanny. That’s a given. However, I work all kinds of odd hours and don’t have a lot of time. So, what the f~~~….toss a trot line out in to the murky waters of CL and see what bites. Every rare once in a while you will come up with some broad who hasn’t pegged the crazy-o-meter….yet. OK, so bear with me as I lay out the timeline of this brief interaction from CL.
I place personals ad seeking a woman. I am pretty goddamn clear that I want someone mature, who has her s~~~ together, single, no drama, etc. You know, the standard “tolerable” criteria if you are going to have a broad around your house.
I get a response on Tuesday, Dec. 16, from what claims to be a cute 30 y.o. (babies rabies! AHHHH!). Bear in mind I’m 47 but whatever….she is cute so I respond with a rather neutral response, “Hi. How are you doing? Thank you for responding to my ad. Please tell me a bit about yourself and I will do likewise.” I kept it cordial. We exchange about 6 or 7 emails and she offers up her phone number.
We exchange some text messages on Thursday and Friday. At this point I am already having doubts as she has to get to bed by 8-9pm and she works a job with “normal hours”. Lazy much? I am off work Saturday so I am thinking we can meet for coffee and see how it works out in person. Before I can even get that thought out she informs me that she is going to her sister’s house for the weekend. When I do offer to meet with her on Sunday she informs me this is her “lazy day”. So obviously she can’t be bothered to take the time to meet me in person. So I basically just leave it all with “well, I am available Tuesday evening so reach out to me if you want to meet for coffee.”
Now fast forward to this morning (Monday). I get a text message from this dips~~~ informing me, “You’re not very attentive so good luck to you.” Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot? UN-F~~~ING-REAL!!!!
Now, seeing as this is Craigslist I have taken in to account that any of the following could be possible:
*She is really a fugly troll
*She’s a man baby!
*She’s married
*She’s a wackjob off her meds
*She’s just a sadistic c~~~ with an axe to grind who gets off on f~~~ing with men
In any case, I took a minute and sent this “person” the following e-mail. I hope she enjoyed it because it’s how I really feel about women in general. What do you think? 🙂
Stephanie,
I normally wouldn’t waste my valuable time bothering with a message like this. However, you really p~~~ed me off with your rude text message this morning. Where the hell do you get off telling ME that I’m not very attentive? Puhhhhlease! How’s that for grammar? First, you contacted ME! Second, you were obviously too busy going to bed at 8 and 9pm every night. I tried to make plans for coffee with you but you were too busy for the alleged trip to your sister’s for the weekend. When I tell you I am free on Sunday you tell me that’s your “lazy day”. Give me a f~~~ing break sweet cheeks! If anything, you couldn’t be bothered to make the time to take 30 f~~~ing minutes to meet for coffee. I already got the idea that you are a lazy slug simply based off the few interactions we had. Either that or you found yourself a “better deal”. Regardless I could care less at this point since it’s obvious you are a self-entitled narcissist.
I don’t know who you are. Hell, you may not even be who you claim to be which is entirely possible. There’s no telling seeing as how online dating is tantamount to a freak show. In any case, if you REALLY are who you say you are then you need to learn some manners and realize this whole male/female dynamic is a 2-way street. Let me guess? You are one of these “independent-I-am-woman-hear-me-roar” types who still expects a man to trip all over himself for your company? Let me clue you in honey…typical women are a dime a dozen. Good women are extremely rare….like “I saw Bigfoot” rare. Guess which category you fall in to? Or are you really married? Is that it? Who the hell knows? In any case, I hate to break it to you but you are NOT a special princess who is entitled to the princess treatment. I guess I should be thankful that you revealed what a high-maintenance head case you are up front. I would have put you on the curb in quick order as soon as you started that bulls~~~ with me anyway. I don’t have the time or patience for it. So, my advice to you is to grow the f~~~ up, learn some manners, and learn to treat others with a little goddamn courtesy regardless of gender. That little piece of advice will get you a long way down the road. Oh yeah, and burn whatever silly books you have been reading about dating i.e. “The Rules”. A “real” man won’t tolerate games and bulls~~~ from ANYONE. If you can’t grasp this advice then stock up on Meow Mix and sensible shoes darling. You’re gonna need them.
Toodles!
HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...Soul Man Number 1:
Bitch is Crazy and is a “Like to Play Games” Hoe.
The behavior from the Crazy Hoe above is one of many typical behaviors from Craigslist and POF Bitches. The first time she was showing her ‘Alleged Unavailability”, I would Ghost Dog her and move on to the next Craigslist Hoe.
You simply cannot conduct yourself as a Nice Guy with these Craigs’ Bitches…like you are trying to Wife Them.
You goal should be to “Pump and Dump”. You are Sonny. She is “Share”.
Oh, it’s just water off my back. I did have to straighten her out after the standard “I see why you are single” email she sent back. Bitch pulls the trigger on the rudeness gun but somehow it’s my fault. There goes that lack of accountability again….
My response:
Let me clue you in to a few things.
1. I never asked you to drop your family or anything for me. Rather, I respected your time by leaving you alone to do whatever you needed to do with your family.
2. If I had texted and/or called you over the weekend then I would be “too needy or clingy” and “not respecting your family time”. Rather I left you alone because I knew you said you were busy with family. Then I get a rude f~~~ing text from you on Monday first thing telling me I’m not very attentive. Give me a f~~~ing break! Can’t you see the scenario is a lose/lose for me? Typical woman drama….nothing a man can do is right.
3. I don’t really know you. You really don’t know me. I showed you nothing but respect and courtesy in all my communications with you…up until the point you pulled the trigger on the disrespect and rudeness with your text message this morning. I clearly left the ball in YOUR court to contact me whenever you could free up some time to communicate and/or meet with me. Excuse me for being a f~~~ing adult about it!
4. As for not contacting you all weekend see #1 and #2 above. And to make the same point as you made in your prior response, “Why are you so important that it necessitates me dropping everything over the weekend just to call or text you when you are clearly busy?” After all, you are just some chick online. Maybe I actually have a life and have more important things to concern myself with? I bet that never dawned on you huh? I don’t know you and you are of no significance to me at this point (and definitely won’t be now).
5. In this day and age of the “liberated independent woman”, you need to learn that the phone works both ways. The ONLY time YOU initiated ANY contact with me via phone was to tell me how I wasn’t “very attentive”. Way to make a good impression! That was extremely rude and made you come off as very self-absorbed and self-centered. I didn’t realize you were such an important person. My bad….
6. Not that you will ever know but I bring A LOT to the table. I am successful. I am very financially solvent. I like to travel frequently and see new places. I am very talented. I have a lot going on for myself. Oh yeah, and I AM good in bed too. And what do you bring to the table? Vagina and drama? No thanks! It’s near impossible to find a bona-fide adult attached to a vagina anymore. Sex is easy to get but it would be nice to have more than that. So, go on and blather to your girlfriends how there are no “real men” left. F~~~, you wouldn’t know a “real” man if you tripped over him. You want some pussified white knight who will prostrate himself at your feet. Sorry, but that’s not me.
And to quote your last message, “I can see why you are single!”. Get used to it because that is your future if you continue behaving like a little girl. No “real” man wants to deal with that s~~~. Have a nice life.
HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...Single women are single for a reason…
CL is a load of s~~~, you get nothing but spam mail and gay men message you.
Yeah, total waste of time. I sent messages, posted messages, nothing. I’m pretty good looking, ect, and nothing. I’ve had a bit of luck off POF though, best site as far as rate of return goes that I used.
I’m convinced to just swear off the whole online thing. It’s nothing but bulls~~~. CL USED to be a great tool for picking up a piece of ass on a regular basis. Not anymore…I agree…it’s mostly spam, f~~s, and high-maintenance hags! NO THANK YOU!
Hell, I have a good friend of mine who has been doing match.com and e-harmony. All he keeps coming up with on those paid sites are dinner whores and unbelievably high-maintenance bitches who are deluded in to thinking they are all princesses. It’s all a joke and some people are paying for the privilege of this headache! AGAIN, NO THANK YOU!
We need a “tips” section on how to get prostitutes without getting busted. Some of us have never resorted to that avenue although I must admit it has the most appeal to me now. Why beat around the bush and make pretense. We are all just going to pay for it anyway. Might as well just make it a bona-fide business transaction like buying your groceries at the market!
HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...Soul Man Number 1 said: “We need a “tips” section on how to get prostitutes without getting busted.”
Take a planned Holiday to Australia. Brothels are legal, regulated and a Ton of Frucken Fun.
Also…try Swingers Clubs. They are Legal and a great place to Pump and Dump and Re-Pump.
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Take a planned Holiday to Australia. Brothels are legal, regulated and a Ton of Frucken Fun.Also…try Swingers Clubs. They are Legal and a great place to Pump and Dump and Re-Pump.
Right on brotha! Australia has been on my radar for a long time for a lot of reasons. Now that I am free of the child support shackles I can get a passport and travel! Australia and New Zealand are at the top of my list. I may re-visit my option to take a job in the Marshall Islands as well (Kwajelin). That would put both those countries at my back door! WINNING!
HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...Jeez dude, if your going to the Marshall Islands you might as well go for the whole Asian tour de force!
I think most of the women at the Aussie brothels are Asian/half Asian/or black from what an old air force buddy told me, so if your looking for a red head, Nicole Kidman lookalike pros, your better off going to Scotland, IRE or Mother Russia. YMMV. Bronzed skin is looked at as low caste in that part of the world (even in Aus carried over from immigrants), and that’s usually what you find in the brothels mostly.
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The woman in that CL ad reminds me of a foreign grad student I became acquainted with through a dating site. We exchanged several e-mail messages and I thought that she might be worth meeting in person.
Yeah, right. My first attempt didn’t work because it wasn’t a good time for her or some such thing. “Fair enough,” I thought. After all, sometimes things don’t work out. Real life’s like that.
Second attempt….. She apparently couldn’t make it because she went to a concert by some boy band from her country which happened to be in the city. Gee, nice for not telling me about it.
Third try…. I thought that maybe Sunday afternoon tea would be nice. One of the oldest buildings on campus had been converted into a museum and cafe and it was supposedly one classy place–reservations were required, as I remember. I contacted the student a few days in advance. Nothing. I sent another e-mail message either the Friday or Saturday before. Zippo.
That’s when I said “to hell with it”. I cancelled the reservation and broke it off with her. When I want to have a date with a woman, it’s three strikes and you’re out. So, I sent her another message and broke it off. I told her that I wasn’t going to waste any more of her time. Guess who was accused of being the bad guy in this? After all, how dare I not give her leeway in this situation?
That was 14 years ago. I haven’t figured out if she was feeding me a line of BS, hoping that it could lead to some sort of payoff in the end (loads of money or an anchor baby, maybe) or if she was immature or, worse, a complete whack job. That was the last time I made any real effort to court anyone.
Something similar happened to me last year around this time. Had made plans with a woman well in advance and about an hour before we were supposed to meet up she texted me and said, “oh, I’m helping out my mom tonight.” Wtf. They will change scheduled meetings, flake out, lie about what they did, or just be idiots. The key I think is to realize that in their heads, they are in charge of scheduling. Yours, theirs, everyone else around them. Then they just do whatever they want.
You can’t depend on females to follow through on any sort of plan… and the more complicated and expensive (for you) the plan is, the more likely they will flake.
I’ve made travel arrangements to bring a female to my city only to have her simply not bother to get on the plane. I’ve flown to other cities to be left waiting at the airport without a ride or contact of any sort. I’ve even made plans to visit tourist destinations with flights, hotels, rental cars, tickets, itineraries and everything only to find out at the last minute that it was either go alone or stay home.
So my #1 rule of making arrangements that include females is now “Plan to do whatever you would have done on your own anyway because there’s a good chance that she isn’t going to show.” This means telling females “Meet me at the bar or restaurant.” then going a few minutes early, staking out a spot at the bar counter and placing my order. If she shows, she can join in. If not, I’m not waiting. For road trips I say “I’m leaving at 3pm whether you’re here or not.” and then just getting in the jeep at 3:10 and taking off. And I never purchase airline tickets or hotel reservations for two. She can get her own seat and then I’ll arrange to be seated next to her and the single queen sized room will be fine for either me alone or the both of us if she shows up.
You do not want to be the guy waiting alone at a table in a restaurant for your “date” for a half hour while the staff starts to wonder if you’re just there to mooch the free bread and water and you definitely do NOT want to end up spending three days walking around Disney World by yourself like some kind of child molester because she said she loves Mickey Mouse but not, apparently, enough to show up at an airport on time.
Never plan for, pay for or wait on a female. This train has a schedule to keep and if you’re not paid and on board when the whistle blows, you’re s~~~ out of luck, sister.
@docfenderson: Happy New Year man!
Been through the same s~~~ many times in the early days. Lessons learned. They’ve got to buy their own tickets, show up, and then we talk about splitting the costs. I think a lot more mgtow are just going to ghost on ’em this year hahahaha. For some reason, women will ALWAYS go with a group consensus of total strangers in the hive of womanhood. Most of the hive will be trying to f~~~ things up for her especially if she hasn’t hit TheWall yet. Secondly, the hive will be living out their personal punishments on you by the way they advise your date. Then, instead of showing up on time looking good, they think it is their right or duty to make us sit around.
Just being plain courteous doesn’t seem to exist with them. I don’t know about you, but if all i had to do was show up, eat free food, get free drinks, lay down and take some dick then get another free meal, more drinks, cab fare, and an airline ticket home, I would be SHOWING THE F~~~ UP ON TIME.
Since I have female clients I sometimes will calculate all the time of mine they’ve wasted just the way a good attorney calculates their bills to clients. When viewing the paperwork, that look they get is priceless.
I would be SHOWING THE F~~~ UO ON TIME
Right? And it’s not like they’re being forced to get f~~~ed by bridge trolls or anything… they totally get to pick the guy they want to get it from, tell him how they want it and whip him into a frenzy of trying to do it, and all the other s~~~, just exactly the way they want it. What more of a sweet deal than that could you possibly want?
And therein lies the rub. Life comes so easily for females in this country that they simply have zero respect for it or the men who make it possible for them. As Sandman is fond of saying, if and when we get into a real energy crisis and females have to work as hard as and depend upon men for their basic survival, they’ll start to respect us again.
Well here’s to making life just a little bit harder on the most privileged class of people the world has ever seen… pretty white females. Let’s see how they like it when we simply stop putting out for them.
Soul Man: First, your dam pic always cracks me up! It always reminds me of the sewer scene in “The Blues Brothers” when he dumps the psycho chick in the mud. Second, most of your posts crack me up too, including your topic opener here – “I saw Bigfoot” is classic! And that “If you can’t grasp this advice then stock up on Meow Mix and sensible shoes darling. You’re gonna need them” line is great!
Just thought I’d let you know. A long time ago I too tried online dating and constantly ran into females like her. One even asked me to impregnate her with ‘no strings attached’ and no responsibility for the baby – when I immediately declined the ‘honor’ of the obvious trap she sadly admitted asking other men to do it and was surprised when they had my same reaction as she always thought men only cared about pussy. I didn’t tell her we also care about not getting financially raped by a psycho, either.
Great deal here, didn’t want anyone to miss out.
Anonymous11Calling out any and all White Knights and Manginas in Chattanooga here’s your big chance now don’t let it slip away. You might get some pussy. Make sure to bring her candy and flowers along w/that phone card.
I never got a chance to read that CL ad as it’s been flagged for removal. I suppose there might be a reason for that.
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