@Total Lee
Yes wonko thinks first person and third person. It’s a defense strategy whereby he distances himself enough to be able to ask himself if he really wants to be in a particular situation. More on this later in the mean time.
wonko has learned that it is utterly pointless to engage in any domestic conversation whatsoever. You gotta consider who is on the opposing side convincing her otherwise. Just try to convince your friend’s soon-to-be-bride that she doesn’t need an “engagement” ring etc. Versus the corporate wedding industry with their scientifically developed media advertising coming at her 24 hour non-stop from TV, radio, Internet, magazines, billboards. Your ten minute reasoning, explanation, doesn’t stand a chance.
If you doubt wonko, consider how much corporate has already succeeded. Just look at her standing before you in all her regalia. The hair color, highlights, extensions, eyeliner, skin conditioners…If I were to attempt to list it all.. Instead Let me tell you about another one of poor wonko’s many social disasters with women.
He was in his aerobics class, back when he was still firm of limb but exceptionally weak of mind. The class was over and wonko was tired and not thinking clearly and the woman to his right was making chit chat and asked wonko’s opinion about the instructors new white leotard outfit. And wonko said that it looked ok but the seam at the crotch was coming loose. She turned away to she if the instructor heard; she did. The class went stone silent. wonko realized that he blew it. You see the class was mostly middle age to senior women. The instructor’s face turned brite red color. Eventually each one of the women went to tell the instructer that wonko is really a half blind fool (which is true) – it didn’t help. The next day no one would even look at wonko. And the woman who exercised next to wonko said I hope your happy, we are all bikini waxing now. wonko didn’t even know what bikini waxing was. He looked it up. Imagine taking very sticky strong adhesive tape and wrapping it around your b~~~~ and then ripping that tape off taking the hair with it. wonko was appalled. Here are all these middle aged women and seniors too doing this nonsense including professional women who ought to know better; legs, arms, eyebrows, upper lip every where you can imagine. Wonko had no idea. Youtube – The 40 Year Old Virgin (2/8) Movie CLIP – Man O’ Lantern (2005)
So you gotta remember that while you’re talking to her, that her scalp itches, the makeup eye shadow/eyeliner is itching the corner of her eye contacts, the shaved armpits sting, the bra is binding and hot, she has a headache because of low blood sugar due to the diet she is on, she is thirsty but doesn’t drink because of the hassle to unwrap her clothing and the line in the women’s room, the “control top” pantyhose is squeezing tight making her wanta pee anyway, the high heels pinch her feet, and all the while the big lummox you is keeping her on her feet trying to explain something goofy that doesn’t match what she hears everywhere. Get real! She ain’t listening to you except that you will pickup the check or that tidbit you might say that will help her make her big catch.
Save your breath. Its pointless to explain; be polite, be brief, be elsewhere – get outta Dodge.
wonko
Keymaster 5 years, 5 months ago.
