Now I know why you’re not married.

[qeeqoParticipant 1168]

I work with 4 female staff, 2 on any given night. One staff started the conversation, and the other was listening in apparently and blurted out, “Now I know why you’re not married”. I was thinking about it and realized I had never told her my marital status. Obviously I’ve been a topic of conversation.

I realized what that statement actually meant, “now I know what’s wrong with you”. I never got a straight answer from her about why she said it. I think it was at a point where I made a statement I probably shouldn’t have, that, “what women are into and talk about is just not intellectually stimulating.” Probably not the best thing to say to an old pugnacious harridan who hit the wall when Christ was walking the face of the earth. What followed next reminds me of a line in a song, “Fire in her eyes”.

The next day the two older ones decided to point out all my deficiencies in making coffee for the staff. I just laughed. I earned myself a double dose of nagging.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“Now I know why you’re not married”.

“Well if you wondering all this time you could have asked. You know, while kneeling down before me with a ring…. asking me if I will allow you to love me until death. That’s why I’m not married. But if you ask me nicely, and present me with a useless diamond mined by a child and mounted on a platinum band………… you never know! I might say yes!! Minimum 5 carats and up. Because what are you…. 43? 45?”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[NioZenParticipant 856]

Throwing the truth at harridans is like throwing holy water at vampires.

Meek and mild at work, always – what is said in confidence to a woman at work can and will turn into an HR issue when you least expect it. Calling them on their bulls~~~ is a Pyrrhic victory, ninja tactics only, never let your guard down. Let them talk their s~~~, what does the opinion of a moron matter? I know you know this but it bears repeating for your own sake.

Keep your head down bro, it’s a f~~~ing jungle out there and they are not your friends. Be safe.

We only dream this bondage. Wake up and let it go. - Vivekananda

[qeeqoParticipant 1168]

I’ve been in the bosses office twice over the last 12 years because of the old harridans. Sometimes I like poking them in the eye with a sharp stick, and no they most definitely are not my friends.

When I got out of one of those meetings one of them said “you are a misogynist.” I said, “and you are projecting”.

I asked her why she said that. She said, “because you don’t respect our authority”. “yeah, when did you acquire that?”

[rebelandboltmanParticipant 640]

Tread lightly, sir. While what you said was quite bold and a stellar comeback, women can turn on you and do lots of crazy s~~~. I agree with Lucifer, lay low. Stay employed and take care of you.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

qeeqo wrote:

“you are a misogynist.”

Way back, I was criticizing some unacceptable behavior to a friend of my ex at the time – about something a woman did. I said something like “why do you girls all do that:”? And then she said “you’re a misogynist”.

I’m like “A MASSAGE?? Great!!!! My shoulders are kinda tight.” and then turned around so she could give me a little back rub.

Fire and Brimstone shot from her eyes. So I asked “what do you hate men or something?”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

I once got the “no wonder you’re not married” shot at me by a woman coworker several years ago. I said, “Well, with single candidates like you, are you surprised? Cause I can’t figure out if that’s an insult or a compliment from you.”
This is from a woman who gleefully participated in a divorce party thrown by her friends where they all chugged beer and said “all men are bastards”. And then bragged about it in the break room for 90 other employees to hear.
She whined to HR about me “offending” her, of course. Lucky for me, HR was not in the mood for this woman who liked to whine and complain to them about every little thing three times a week and they told her to get back to work and do something useful besides trying to hit on guys at work, and “find a date on your own time”. She didn’t last too long. Women like that never did.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

mgtow_85 wrote:

“no wonder you’re not married”

All jokes aside, it’s a classic & predictable line spit out by the thoughtless who believe NOT “being married” is some grave tragedy for them. So they use it as a slur and intended jab against others. The minute she got married, her whole body said “THANK GOD”. Then the boobies hit the knees, the legs spread, a shopping bag goes “plunk”, and suddenly she’s at MacDonald’s on Mother’s Day with a corsage saying “this is the answer??”.

Then she projects that s~~~ on to everyone else.

if you don’t want to be scathing about it, you can just retort with “I don’t believe in divorce”…… and just let it fester in her thoughtless skull for a while. No c~~~ gets to have a problem with that, and if she DOES, you get to shame the s~~~ out of her and tell “THAT ATTITUDE is the reason no man should EVER sign a marriage contract under any circumstances. Thanks for making my point”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[NioZenParticipant 856]

Keymaster wrote:

mgtow_85 wrote:

“no wonder you’re not married”

All jokes aside, it’s a classic & predictable line spit out by the thoughtless who believe NOT “being married” is some grave tragedy for them. So they use it as a slur and intended jab against others.

Yup. Because their world and their impression of life is this —>| |<— f~~~ing big. They’ll never realise how awesome life can be, because either they’re too scared or too infatuated with themselves or too unimaginative to take a look around. They just wont see beyond the walls that society has built around them and the default life that they’ve been handed by someone else.

It’s just tragic really – more worthy of pity than mockery. But that’s why you have to live twice as well, to make up for these goons that are just squandering the opportunity of being here. Let them to it, it just doesn’t f~~~ing matter.

We only dream this bondage. Wake up and let it go. - Vivekananda

[KanakaParticipant 10]

Yeah I would rip that thought out of her head and not permit her to have it.

her: “now I know why you’re not married”.

you: “cute, but no you don’t”.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

You tell them…….

Yeah, I don’t want to come home and just got done working my ass off, to pay these bills, and see them banging the neighbor because I wasn’t given her enough attention! So, yeah that’s why I’m not married, is there a problem?

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

jobs come and go but the memory of a good comeback against a stupid remark from a feminist will last forever. Keep shooting them down man.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

NioZen wrote:

Yup. Because their world and their impression of life is this —>| |<— f~~~ing big. They’ll never realise how awesome life can be, because either they’re too scared or too infatuated with themselves or too unimaginative to take a look around. They just wont see beyond the walls that society has built around them and the default life that they’ve been handed by someone else.

It’s just tragic really – more worthy of pity than mockery. But that’s why you have to live twice as well, to make up for these goons that are just squandering the opportunity of being here. Let them to it, it just doesn’t f~~~ing matter.

Wonderful comment, Lucifer. I could not have said it better myself.

[Anonymous 0]

Remind me of when I was working at walmart and this older white women explaining how I was handsome and had good manners. Then when she asked me if I had a girlfriend I said no then followed it up with I cook, clean, and have six sisters and they basically destroyed my perception of how women is. She said I guess you don’t need need a woman in your life I nodded in agreement. Her face was priceless like someone won the lottery but lost their ticket. I will never forget that look it was defeat.

[qeeqoParticipant 1168]

I have 5 sisters. 2 aren’t talking to 1 and the 3rd is about to give up on her. One ended up in the hospital with a bipolar episode over it and had 3 doctors tell her to abandon that relationship. When my dad was alive and they would bring their bickering s~~~ my dad would tell me about the drama and say, “I’m gonna let them have at it. I’m not getting in the middle of those sows.”

The problem child is a militant feminist. She accused me of molesting her when we were children. I said, “You’re talking to me, you and I know that didn’t happen”. She said, “Well it must have been a false memory”. I said , “No that’s not a false memory it’s called lying and I f~~~ing don’t appreciate it.” I have an extremely guarded relationship with her now. I don’t trust her as far as I can throw her.

My 5th sister is developmentally delayed and adopted with the mentality of a 3 year old so she doesn’t participate.

[Anonymous 3]

Just do what women did when men pursued them. Casually talk about your non-existent girlfriend or something.

For me, everyone assumes I either have a gf or many gfs that I run around “having fun” with. Even though I am quite open about my faith and belief. Apparently their understanding of Christianity is fornication is A-Okay and not some sort of sin or anything. Never will understand the American view of Christianity.

[qeeqoParticipant 1168]

Anonymous wrote:

Just do what women did when men pursued them. Casually talk about your non-existent girlfriend or something.

For me, everyone assumes I either have a gf or many gfs that I run around “having fun” with. Even though I am quite open about my faith and belief. Apparently their understanding of Christianity is fornication is A-Okay and not some sort of sin or anything. Never will understand the American view of Christianity.

I hear you. This last one that was after me is a Christian, and a conservative like myself and offered sex in the first few sentences. I explained why I couldn’t and it went straight to s~~~ from there. Crazy times we are living in.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Whenever someone tries to shame me for not being married I just tell them I was engaged once but she was killed by a drunk driver before we could set a date for the wedding… then get all quiet. And then if anyone bites, I tell a short version of the story where I make it clear the drunk was a party girl or a middle aged woman speeding home after having an affair or some such that is similar to what the woman I’m talking to might do.

You gotta have fun with it.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Stargazer wrote:

Whenever someone tries to shame me for not being married I just tell them I was engaged once but she was killed by a drunk driver before we could set a date for the wedding… then get all quiet. And then if anyone bites, I tell a short version of the story where I make it clear the drunk was a party girl or a middle aged woman speeding home after having an affair or some such that is similar to what the woman I’m talking to might do.

You gotta have fun with it.

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If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

qeeqo wrote:

“Now I know why you’re not married”

Must be a smart woman if she realizes how todays marriage age women are worthless slut feminists that are all too happy to participate in a divorce.

Anonymous wrote:

Remind me of when I was working at walmart and this older white women explaining how I was handsome and had good manners. Then when she asked me if I had a girlfriend I said no then followed it up with I cook, clean, and have six sisters and they basically destroyed my perception of how women is. She said I guess you don’t need need a woman in your life I nodded in agreement. Her face was priceless like someone won the lottery but lost their ticket. I will never forget that look it was defeat.

Haha nice. I love the reaction you get from women when you basically tell them the reason you aren’t married is because women today aren’t worth it. They always try to frame the conversation like you are missing out on something you should be pursuing, and when you tell them its not a goal you are interested in pursuing it leaves them dumbfounded. Its like the same reaction you’d expect from your boss if he offered you a raise and you said no thanks…only the raise is actually good for you where as marriage from your perspective is more equivalent to getting kicked in the nuts where its more like a raise for a woman.

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