Not sure how I feel about presents from my gay stalker

[ZarathustraParticipant 2246]

I live in a small town with one openly gay man. When I first moved here and he saw I was single I guess he assumed I was gay (I am not) and started “courting me” (UGH in this context that phrase makes me nauseous). Calling me, dropping by my house, giving me presents, whatever.

I set him straight (HAH HAH PUN intended) and he stopped for a while.

Now he just dropped off an x-mas present at work.

Two points to make about this experience:

1.) It does, on one level, give me some sympathy for women. This guy creeps me out and being the one pursued makes me understand how the male pursuit can be creepy. Especially when they won’t take no for an answer.

2.) How can women accept cash and prizes from men? Accepting this gift made me feel really uncomfortable and I can’t see doing it on a regular basis. I certainly can’t see actually ENCOURAGING it and even openly plotting to manipulate other people into giving me gifts I do not deserve, from people I have no intention of dating etc..

It really goes to show the difference in honour between men and women.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Solution: get him a present: A free subscription to a gay dating site.

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

Some people use giving as a means for manipulation. I give you a gift today and next week when you don’t do what I want I say “wow, that’s how you treat a friend who gives you gifts???”

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

Why dont you try preaching to him about the sins from the good book? That will probably do the trick in dissuading your stalker…Return the gift with a copy of the good book or perhaps a passage about sodom and gomorah….PLus include in it tracts on repentance and hellfire…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[TrailbossParticipant 1844]

I would just throw it in the trash in front of him….you won’t get any more gifts. Or anything else….

An educated, armed populace cannot be enslaved.

[Anonymous 54]

Well, Im creeped out.

A stalker is a stalker.

I threaten violence.

But thats just me.

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

Pete, good to see you here, buddy.
Zarathustra, fall in love! Don’t be afraid, honey bun! 🙂

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

[JVBParticipant]

What was the present?

Peace is > piece.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

JVB wrote:

What was the present?

A 15inch black rubber dildo.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

SUGGESTIUS! You’re back! We missed you buddy!

[Anonymous 11]

I’d flat out tell him that I don’t go there.

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

What’s the gift? Or did Satan *cough* Santa say not to open till Saturalia *cough* Christmas Eve?

NerdTunneler wrote:

Why dont you try preaching to him about the sins from the good book? That will probably do the trick in dissuading your stalker…Return the gift with a copy of the good book or perhaps a passage about sodom and gomorah….PLus include in it tracts on repentance and hellfire…

Out-f~~~ing-standing suggestion!

No Wife - No Strife

[Anonymous 5]

Dude, just give him some ass.

Or, let him give YOU some ass.

🤢🤮

[MonkParticipant 17020]

I’ve always found the ‘queer eye for the straight guy’ particularly nauseating.

Wanting what they can’t have – a very feminine trait.

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

Anonymous wrote:

Dude, just give him some ass.
Or, let him give YOU some ass.

There’s a saying in the military…”It ain’t gay if you got socks on.”

No Wife - No Strife

[AussieParticipant 2509]

Don’t be so ungrateful.
Suck his dick to say thanks.

" I feel threatened "

[HermitParticipant]

Zarathustra wrote:

I live in a small town with one openly gay man. When I first moved here and he saw I was single I guess he assumed I was gay (I am not) and started “courting me” (UGH in this context that phrase makes me nauseous). Calling me, dropping by my house, giving me presents, whatever.

I set him straight (HAH HAH PUN intended) and he stopped for a while.

Now he just dropped off an x-mas present at work.

Two points to make about this experience:

1.) It does, on one level, give me some sympathy for women. This guy creeps me out and being the one pursued makes me understand how the male pursuit can be creepy. Especially when they won’t take no for an answer.

2.) How can women accept cash and prizes from men? Accepting this gift made me feel really uncomfortable and I can’t see doing it on a regular basis. I certainly can’t see actually ENCOURAGING it and even openly plotting to manipulate other people into giving me gifts I do not deserve, from people I have no intention of dating etc..

It really goes to show the difference in honour between men and women.

Got a true story for ya’. When I was younger, a group of us, guys and girls, would hang out and drink and have fun. This one homosexual guy would hang out with us and for a while we were ok with it, but he started to ……..get drunk and go a little too far with his suggestions. Some started calling him f~~ and telling him to get lost. I tried to be nice, but one evening when I turned down his advances, he pinched me so damn hard, it felt like a f~~~in’ horse bite. I popped him with my knuckles and he cried and started slapping at me like a girl. What an ordeal, but he never bothered me again.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[ZarathustraParticipant 2246]

PistolPete wrote:

Solution: get him a present: A free subscription to a gay dating site.

I just laughed so hard I spewed coffee all over my desk. Thanks that was funny.

[Anonymous 42]

Get him to pay your bills! Wash your car, act like a bitch!

[ZarathustraParticipant 2246]

Last time I ask you homos for gay dating advice. HA HA HA That’s why I come here for the gay camaraderie. LOL.

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