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    Joey Alfio
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    Are you saudi arabian?

    Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

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    Anonymous
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    That was before, now I got six kids to feed!

    6 Kids? what are you gay? i have 13 kids to feed.

    Yeah but how many wives do you have to feed?

    Are you saudi arabian?

    No but I do fantasize about it.

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    Anonymousyam
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    Yeah but how many wives do you have to feed?

    0 The government does it for them.

    Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

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    My Introduction, the extended version:

    I joined MGTOW a few months ago but I never created an introduction thread, I saw it as forum for momos that feel they need to introduce themselves to the internet. My idea of an internet introduction is what kind of splash you make when you hit the water, there’s your introduction.
    But just for heck of it I’m going to do an introduction:
    Hi, my name is XXXX, I’ve been married six times but never divorced. Some men might ask, if never divorced, then what? That’s a great question and thank-you for asking. This is a question that is currently trying to be answered by the authorities. With this being an ongoing investigation my attorney has advised me not to comment on the matter. Meanwhile, as soon as these investigations are closed I’ll be looking to start another relationship, in hopes of finding the right one, so if you know anyone seeking that special someone, here I am.

    Extended section:
    Naturally my attorney would not be pleased about me commenting on my wives especially during these ongoing investigations, but I figure what harm can it do?

    My first wife had a pretty face, a great personality, a she was also very wealthy, but she was overweight so I got rid of her.

    My second wife was a knock-out, I picked her up walking along the sidewalk, I pulled up in my brand new red Maserati that I purchased with the inheritance money I got from my first wife. She hopped in so fast my hair blew back. In a few days we were married, it was love at first sight. She was fun for a while but she gave me very little intellectual stimulation so I got rid of her.

    My third wife was another cutie, this marriage lasted for months, but I was bored out my mind so I got rid of her.

    My fourth wife was a very pretty teacher, for the first couple of weeks it seemed like a marriage made in heaven, then she started asking me all kinds of weird questions so I got rid of her.

    My fifth wife was a bar bouncer, I needed a change, a few days into the marriage I came to the understanding that she was not ready to leave her bar bouncing skills at work, but instead was ready to be the leader of our marriage so I got rid of her.

    My sixth wife was a dandy indeed, pretty and petite, kind and gracious, and a welcome addition to my Maserati. She went shopping for clothing and spent over $1000 on shoes so I got rid of her.

    I expect my next wife to be the one I’m looking for, the thing I have to remember is to be brave and to not be scared about getting involved in another marriage.

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