NEW TO MGTOW, please allow me to introduce myself.

[Anonymous 11]

I joined MGTOW a few months ago but I never created an introduction thread, I saw it as forum for momos that feel they need to introduce themselves to the internet. My idea of an internet introduction is what kind of splash you make when you hit the water, there’s your introduction.
But just for heck of it I’m going to do an introduction:
Hi, my name is XXXX, I’ve been married six times but never divorced. Some men might ask, if never divorced, then what? That’s a great question and thank-you for asking. This is a question that is currently trying to be answered by the authorities. With this being an ongoing investigation my attorney has advised me not to comment on the matter. Meanwhile, as soon as these investigations are closed I’ll be looking to start another relationship, in hopes of finding the right one, so if you know anyone seeking that special someone, here I am.

[Anonymous 42]

And he has 5 kids to feed!

FROM EACH WIFE!

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

…I’m a man of wealth and taste.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

I saw it as forum for momos that feel they need to introduce themselves to the internet.

They aren’t introducing themselves to “the internet”. They are introducing themselves to each other.=

Anonymous wrote:

But just for heck of it I’m going to do an introduction: Hi, my name is XXXX,

Ah “sarcasm”. I heard of that before.
Just for the heck of it, I’m going to find it funny.

Anonymous wrote:

I’ve been married six times but never divorced.

Yes, but can you eat six apples and s~~~ a fruit salad?
Now that would be a neat trick.

Anonymous wrote:

I’ll be looking to start another relationship, in hopes of finding the right one, so if you know anyone seeking that special someone, here I am.

This is not a dating site. Its “Men Going Their Own Way”. If this is not the right site for you, then this is not the right site for you…. but you did write to us – more than once – and ask to be made a participant. Why would that be if you’re going to treat it like a joke?

I would like to be able to understand what you meant by this, but I really don’t care.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Ya made me laugh, you big galoot!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 54]

Its great to have a sense of humor.

Learning to introduce youreself to other Men is an important life skill.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Humor as a diversionary tactic?

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[JimBoLeaParticipant 1891]

I’LL JUST CALL YA LUCIFER SINCE THAT’S ALL I DEAL WITH IS A BUNCH OF YOU’RE FALLEN ONES AS LILITH’ SUCCUBUSES . BUT REALLY WELCOME TO THE FOLD BROTHER.

LILITH IS THE HEAD SUCCUBUS AND SHE LIVES ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[Anonymous 42]

Keymaster wrote:

I would like to be able to understand what you meant by this, but I really don’t care.

Hey Keymaster, are you part Vulcan? Like maybe 87% Vulcan?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

Hey Keymaster, are you part Vulcan? Like maybe 87% Vulcan?

Maybe I missed it, but we don’t have any choice but to take typed words at face value. I assure you, I looked for a joke / humor in there but didn’t see one. Most of the time intros are sincere. I just didn’t get it.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Anonymous wrote:

so if you know anyone seeking that special someone, here I am.

Welcome Gem10

Will Yoda do?

😛

[Anonymous 42]

Keymaster wrote:

I assure you, I looked for a joke / humor in there but didn’t see one. Most of the time intros are sincere. I just didn’t get it.

He’s pulling everyone’s leg, bigtime! But you’re right, intros usually are taken much more seriously, especially when it’s some guy just looking to pick up the pieces.

Bill Murray would approve, scratch that, John Belushi would approve!

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

And he has 5 kids to feed!

That was before, now I got six kids to feed!

Jan Sobieski wrote:

…I’m a man of wealth and taste.
I knew I heard this before as I was writing it, now thanks to you I know where I heard it from.

Keymaster wrote:

Why would that be if you’re going to treat it like a joke?

Hmmm. I’m glad you liked some of my introduction. Treating MGTOW like a joke was not my intention whatsoever, I like humor, the better the humor, the more I like it. I try to create some humor, I liked George Carlin. I also try to discuss important things, and even mix in humor to make those important things more tolerable for intellectual consumption regarding those who are still watching sports for entertainment. Granted I can’t compete with the New England Patriots, or even their field-goal kicker if he’s signing autographs, but I’m doing only what comes to mind to assist any true patriots, as opposed to Foreign-Enemy/American-Traitor gun grabbing globalists. As I’ve said before, I no longer give a damn who won the game. As far as women are concerned, There are plenty of experts here, the only expertise I can offer is how to live without them, however I do have opinions about women concerning the law, because this has a direct affect on me and others that don’t want to be a part of this democratic/communist voting gang of law making thugs.

RoyDal wrote:

Ya made me laugh, you big galoot!

Thank-you, it’s my pleasure.

Anonymous wrote:

Learning to introduce youreself to other Men is an important life skill.

Yeah because if you do it wrong you might get your teeth kicked in, men learn this as boys, girls not so much, this may be why women like to experiment, waving candles under men’s fuses.

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Yes gem10, like parenting children, the more you have at once the easier it is on you.

When you have 5 wives you get everything you want. They are all so busy yelling at each other!

But still, its not easy being a pimp daddy.

(You cracked me up)

Peace brothers

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

He’s pulling everyone’s leg, bigtime!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 11]

Keymaster wrote:

MG-ɹǝʍoʇ wrote:

He’s pulling everyone’s leg, bigtime!

Thanks Keymaster, that made me laugh, I’m still laughing.

[Anonymous 42]

Pretty good bro! You got the Vulcan to smile!

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

Can’t get “Sympathy for The Devil” outta’ my head now 🙂

Welcome by the way.

It's Time to get Wise

[Anonymous 11]

DorkShit wrote:

Yes gem10, like parenting children, the more you have at once the easier it is on you.

When you have 5 wives you get everything you want. They are all so busy yelling at each other!

But still, its not easy being a pimp daddy.

(You cracked me up)

That sounds very entertaining, and I’m glad you cracked up.

Phantom wrote:

gem10 wrote:

so if you know anyone seeking that special someone, here I am.

Welcome Gem10

Will Yoda do?

?

I already had Yoda, I sold him.

FrostByte wrote:

Humor as a diversionary tactic?

For some that’s exactly what it is, to keep a bunch of dodos laughing at the latest Gilligan’s Island type programing to keep the momos diverted, and feasting one’s eyes upon that sweet stranded castaway Maryanne. They made us into clowns that are watched over and pushed around by what has become a multitude of governments, with foreign aspirations I might add, and they all need a piece of the dodos to survive, let alone keep on expanding and getting bigger and bigger and more powerful as they have been keeping on. Slavery becomes the only solution for these ever expanding parasitic governments because of its efficiency and productivity. Oh well.

Greg Honda wrote:

Can’t get “Sympathy for The Devil” outta’ my head now ?

Welcome by the way.

You Can’t Always Get What You Want.
Sympathy For The Devil,

ORIGINAL RECORDING:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8

CONCERT RECORDING:

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Anonymous wrote:

That was before, now I got six kids to feed!

6 Kids? what are you gay? i have 13 kids to feed.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

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