My trip to Simp Central (Strip Club)

[GregB0Participant]

ECP,

No one gets the girls at strip clubs. If you pay lots of money and get lucky, you might get a rub or a nuzzle.

Freedom is correct, you either go and hire a prostitute or masterbate. The game of the strip club is to keep you on edge and paying for excitement of the next reveal.

It’s the oldest game in town and made famous by belly dancers.

If strip clubs allowed you to have sex, you would stop paying the dancers, stop drinking and the club would loose out on their percentage on both.

They want guys competing for the girls attention, pushing for the best location and allowing “hostesses” to “upgrade” them to premium alcohol.

They go out of their way to make it uncomfortable away from the stages so that you will move closer. Less noise and smoke up front. Right where your wallet gets separated from your money.

You would be kneeling too if you were receiving some the river of money good clubs get. Easy money for men as they just keep the simps/chads/and watchers away from the girls.

All under the table for a few days per week.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[GregB0Participant]

MarketWatcher wrote:

Dude, why do you do these things to yourself? LOL. What a waste of time and money. Thanks for skipping the video on this one!

Exactly MW. It’s a right of passage to say that you have been to one, but I am sure that ECT has other things to spend $50.00 on.

Another example of society pushing to buttons on men. To be a real man, you have to go to strip clubs. You have to continue feeding your wild side.

Yeah, they can go their own way …. way, far away from me.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[IRuleMeParticipant]

GregB0 wrote:

Market~~~cher wrote:

Dude, why do you do these things to yourself? LOL. What a waste of time and money. Thanks for skipping the video on this one!

Exactly MW. It’s a right of passage to say that you have been to one, but I am sure that ECT has other things to spend $50.00 on.

Another example of society pushing to buttons on men. To be a real man, you have to go to strip clubs. You have to continue feeding your wild side.

Yeah, they can go their own way …. way, far away from me.

I didn’t spend $50 lol.

[WallyParticipant]

I once told a buddy a story regarding STDs and strippers, he hasn’t been back in one for 10 years.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Wally wrote:

I once told a buddy a story regarding STDs and strippers, he hasn’t been back in one for 10 years.

The majority of them are drug users or divorcees, or single moms.

[Jack HarperParticipant 2863]

Wally wrote:

I once told a buddy a story regarding STDs and strippers, he hasn’t been back in one for 10 years.

Please share.

I went regularly with some work friends in my early twenties when I first started working. It was exciting at first. I was young and not much experience. But it didn’t take me long to see it for what it is. The men were the ones that were being taken advantage of. Most of those poor bastards were clearly throwing away money they couldn’t afford.

I never had any luck with them myself, but A work buddy though who was a Muslim dude had them all over him. He was a handsome guy and those strippers would come right up and tell him what time they got off work. Saw it happen a couple times. He loved the strippers.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

MrMe wrote:

Can I share my opinion on the subject without getting my head chopped off ?
Strip clubs are fun, its like a game between the clients and the stripper : get as much as you can while spending as little as possible.

Good thing is, you get out of there and everyone forget what happened and the girls don’t follow.

Who would chop your head off? Tom Leykis? lol.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Jack Harper wrote:

Wally wrote:

I once told a buddy a story regarding STDs and strippers, he hasn’t been back in one for 10 years.

Please share.

I went regularly with some work friends in my early twenties when I first started working. It was exciting at first. I was young and not much experience. But it didn’t take me long to see it for what it is. The men were the ones that were being taken advantage of. Most of those poor bastards were clearly throwing away money they couldn’t afford.

I never had any luck with them myself, but A work buddy though who was a Muslim dude had them all over him. He was a handsome guy and those strippers would come right up and tell him what time they got off work. Saw it happen a couple times. He loved the strippers.

Strip clubs have their own “stripper game”. I dated a few of them years ago when I first moved to Florida.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

El C~~~o Punto-

I’ve been to a few strip clubs for laughs, but not since becoming MGTOW.
Now, I don’t think I could give women money for showing skin.
My impression of strip clubs is that pussy power is alive and well.

[WallyParticipant]

Jack Harper wrote:

Wally wrote:

I once told a buddy a story regarding STDs and strippers, he hasn’t been back in one for 10 years.

Please share.

I went regularly with some work friends in my early twenties when I first started working. It was exciting at first. I was young and not much experience. But it didn’t take me long to see it for what it is. The men were the ones that were being taken advantage of. Most of those poor bastards were clearly throwing away money they couldn’t afford.

I never had any luck with them myself, but A work buddy though who was a Muslim dude had them all over him. He was a handsome guy and those strippers would come right up and tell him what time they got off work. Saw it happen a couple times. He loved the strippers.

Ok Jack, when I was in college I had a classmate who worked at the OBGYN at our school clinic, whenever they had a luncheon at the facility, they placed this jar that had a growth in preservative on the table. The growth was cut off a woman’s vagina (stripper) and was a mutation of several STDs, this was back in 2000. STDs are mutating so much that if you even look at one of these women you will probably catch something, it’s like pinkeye.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[Anonymous 12]

Jack Harper wrote:

Wally wrote:

I once told a buddy a story regarding STDs and strippers, he hasn’t been back in one for 10 years.

Please share.

I went regularly with some work friends in my early twenties when I first started working. It was exciting at first. I was young and not much experience. But it didn’t take me long to see it for what it is. The men were the ones that were being taken advantage of. Most of those poor bastards were clearly throwing away money they couldn’t afford.

I never had any luck with them myself, but A work buddy though who was a Muslim dude had them all over him. He was a handsome guy and those strippers would come right up and tell him what time they got off work. Saw it happen a couple times. He loved the strippers.

When table top dancing clubs opened up here I learned a very important lesson by watching one man. He gave the stripper his entire wallet of money. When he eventually ran out he showed her and shrugged. She couldn’t get off that table quick enough, it was stone cold.

You would think that given the amount he gave her she would have been a little kinder and more appreciative but no way.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Jack Harper wrote:

Wally wrote:

I once told a buddy a story regarding STDs and strippers, he hasn’t been back in one for 10 years.

Please share.

I went regularly with some work friends in my early twenties when I first started working. It was exciting at first. I was young and not much experience. But it didn’t take me long to see it for what it is. The men were the ones that were being taken advantage of. Most of those poor bastards were clearly throwing away money they couldn’t afford.

I never had any luck with them myself, but A work buddy though who was a Muslim dude had them all over him. He was a handsome guy and those strippers would come right up and tell him what time they got off work. Saw it happen a couple times. He loved the strippers.

When table top dancing clubs opened up here I learned a very important lesson by watching one man. He gave the stripper his entire wallet of money. When he eventually ran out he showed her and shrugged. She couldn’t get off that table quick enough, it was stone cold.

You would think that given the amount he gave her she would have been a little kinder and more appreciative but no way.

Right? Wimmin will keep the lap dances going so long as there’s money. Once the money’s gone. So are they. They usually stop talking to you once you’ve cut them off – by force (lack of funds) or by choice.

[BushidoParticipant 637]

Strippers are like wives, clubs are like marriage; you can look but you can’t touch. I made that joke a little while ago around some of my male coworkers and they immediately got that ate-a-lemon pucker that tells me I was a little too accurate.

Cyanide and Happiness has an animated skit on strip clubs that made me chuckle; satire at its finest when the joke is that it happens. Check it out here.

Logic guides your actions, emotion guides your morals. Only you may decide how you use them.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Bushido wrote:

Strippers are like wives, clubs are like marriage; you can look but you can’t touch. I made that joke a little while ago around some of my male coworkers and they immediately got that ate-a-lemon pucker that tells me I was a little too accurate.

Cyanide and Happiness has an animated skit on strip clubs that made me chuckle; satire at its finest when the joke is that it happens. Check it out here.

Love me some Cyanide and Happiness.

[TheWolfSheepFearSpectator 459]

Too be honest now that I think of it I’ve never even had a backroom dance. Every strip club Ive ever been to, half the chicks look like worn out crackheads and the rest I’m just too cheap to throw dollars at some whore. Most of the time they come around and hang out for free as long as you and your buddies are ordering drinks and having fun.

Please God smite the wicked now

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