My trip to Simp Central (Strip Club)

[IRuleMeParticipant]

So last night I decided to go to the strip club (Simp Central) for s~~~s and giggles. There is no greater pussy elevation than the strip clubs. None. Not the bars, not the clubs, not anywhere. Not even at a feminist rally. At strip clubs, not only do the wimmin have no shame (will do ANYTHING for a dollar), but the men have no shame either.

I witnessed guys throwing dollars on wimmin who hadn’t even taken their clothes off yet. This is a STRIP CLUB. GET NAKED LADIES!!!! What was worse is that not only did none of them take their panties off, they were wearing f~~~ing PASTIES on their t~~~.

I mean, this may as well have been a bikini bar. To top the whole thing off, it cost me $25 just to get in the door. $5 to park (bulls~~~), and another $20 because they had a feature dancer (pornstar Richelle Ryan) who incidentally enough was the ONLY ONE actually showing her nipples.

The place was PACKED. PACKED! Guys getting lapdances everywhere. Don’t get me wrong. There were some hot wimmin there. But there were also some wimmin already having hit the wall. Many of the girls sporting cellulite asses like it was a good thing. These dudes were so thirsty they were dropping dollars.

Meanwhile I didn’t spend s~~~. I didn’t even order a drink the entire time I was there. Didn’t throw a single dollar on the stage, didn’t get a single lap dance. In fact, I was meticulous in my body language to ensure I wasn’t approached for dances, and what couple girls DID approach quickly learned to walk away.

I sat in the chair for half the time until I was told to move because the tables were reserved for a party. The best part was the slutty wimmin throwing dollars at the dancers and slapping their asses, motorboating the t~~~… Closest lesbians. It was clear that half these guys have ZERO experience with wimmin. They don’t even know what to do with a wimmen dancing all over them.

We are a drop in the ocean gentlemen. Everyone else is still worshiping vaginas.

[DocParticipant]

About 10 years ago a bunch of us went out to a strip club for a friend who was about to get married.

We got inside and we’re all given free drinks and a girl each to keep us ‘company’

The girls were charming as f~~~ and eventually persuaded each of our group to go to a back room for a private dance but at an extra cost.

The girl sitting with me asked – all polite, charming and alluring if I would like a private dance.
I said no thanks, what’s the point if I can’t f~~~ you.
Keep your knickers on babe, I’m fine with my drink.
She walked off. I was the only one who resisted their invites for backroom dances.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[GregB0Participant]

IRuleMe wrote:

So last night I decided to go to the strip club (Simp Central) for s~~~s and giggles. There is no greater pussy elevation than the strip clubs. None.
……
To top the whole thing off, it cost me $25 just to get in the door. $5 to park (bulls~~~), and another $20 because they had a feature dancer (pornstar Richelle Ryan) who incidentally enough was the ONLY ONE actually showing her nipples.
………..
The place was PACKED. PACKED! Guys getting lapdances everywhere.

Meanwhile I didn’t spend s~~~. I didn’t even order a drink the entire time I was there. Didn’t throw a single dollar on the stage, didn’t get a single lap dance. In fact, I was meticulous in my body language to ensure I wasn’t approached for dances, and what couple girls DID approach quickly learned to walk away.
…….
We are a drop in the ocean gentlemen. Everyone else is still worshiping vaginas.

The next time you want to spend $50.00 on research, send me the money and I will give you a list of movies, articles and websites to review.

You will then have a balanced selection of data to come to your conclusion with.

People go to strip clubs, men and women for one reason only, why In the world would you expect people to go there for conversation?

Or anything else besides looking and trying to hook up with women?

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[GregB0Participant]

Doc wrote:

About 10 years ago a bunch of us went out to a strip club for a friend who was about to get married.

We got inside and we’re all given free drinks and a girl each to keep us ‘company’

The girls were charming as f~~~ and eventually persuaded each of our group to go to a back room for a private dance but at an extra cost.

The girl sitting with me asked – all polite, charming and alluring if I would like a private dance.
I said no thanks, what’s the point if I can’t f~~~ you.
Keep your knickers on babe, I’m fine with my drink.
She walked off. I was the only one who resisted their invites for backroom dances.

Check, the times I was in the same situation I did not even go to the room. Why should I leave the table when there was no chance of action and the free beer stopped because we were not in the main room?

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[MrMeParticipant 651]

Can I share my opinion on the subject without getting my head chopped off ?
Strip clubs are fun, its like a game between the clients and the stripper : get as much as you can while spending as little as possible.

Good thing is, you get out of there and everyone forget what happened and the girls don’t follow.

[DocParticipant]

GregB0 wrote:

DocDJ wrote:

About 10 years ago a bunch of us went out to a strip club for a friend who was about to get married.

We got inside and we’re all given free drinks and a girl each to keep us ‘company’

The girls were charming as f~~~ and eventually persuaded each of our group to go to a back room for a private dance but at an extra cost.

The girl sitting with me asked – all polite, charming and alluring if I would like a private dance.
I said no thanks, what’s the point if I can’t f~~~ you.
Keep your knickers on babe, I’m fine with my drink.
She walked off. I was the only one who resisted their invites for backroom dances.

Check, the times I was in the same situation I did not even go to the room. Why should I leave the table when there was no chance of action and the free beer stopped because we were not in the main room?

Exactly. I f~~~ing hate their presumption that if we see a bit of t~~~ and ass we open our wallet.
No f~~~ing chance. Just to look?
I stick with the free drinks too.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[DocParticipant]

I would f~~~ the good looking strippers but I’m scarred of catching a std.

If they only strip and never f~~~ they may be clean.
Or as clean as the average woman.
Most f~~~ though for the right price.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[PuniShredderParticipant 2268]

I’m 46 and I have been to one in my life. I do not like being teased.

Be professional be polite but always have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

GregB0 wrote:

El C~~~o Punto wrote:

So last night I decided to go to the strip club (Simp Central) for s~~~s and giggles. There is no greater pussy elevation than the strip clubs. None.
……
To top the whole thing off, it cost me $25 just to get in the door. $5 to park (bulls~~~), and another $20 because they had a feature dancer (pornstar Richelle Ryan) who incidentally enough was the ONLY ONE actually showing her nipples.
………..
The place was PACKED. PACKED! Guys getting lapdances everywhere.

Meanwhile I didn’t spend s~~~. I didn’t even order a drink the entire time I was there. Didn’t throw a single dollar on the stage, didn’t get a single lap dance. In fact, I was meticulous in my body language to ensure I wasn’t approached for dances, and what couple girls DID approach quickly learned to walk away.
…….
We are a drop in the ocean gentlemen. Everyone else is still worshiping vaginas.

The next time you want to spend $50.00 on research, send me the money and I will give you a list of movies, articles and websites to review.

You will then have a balanced selection of data to come to your conclusion with.

People go to strip clubs, men and women for one reason only, why In the world would you expect people to go there for conversation?

Or anything else besides looking and trying to hook up with women?

Except, unless you’re a badboy Chad, you’re not getting these girls. The only alternative is if you have money to squirt in the VIP room.

One thing that did strike me last night was the bouncers doubled as stage maintainers. One guy would sweep up the cash with a broom in between dancers, and the other guy would kneel at the steps with the bucket (each girl had their own bucket) and collect the cash for the girls. I’ve been to lots of strip clubs over the years. I’ve never seen this before. And from a red pill, MGTOW perspective, it was entertaining watching these guys do this for a female. Including the guy who was constantly kneeling on the steps.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

I used to go to club like this when I was in my early 20’s and in the army but frankly after about an hour I was board with it. Why should I spend my money just to see some bitch’s t~~~? They aren’t worth it.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10907]

If the simps would just sit back and watch what is going on, they’d see that a strip club is exactly how women work in a relations~~~/marriage. In a marriage the process goes so slow that you don’t even realize what’s happening. At a strip club, you find out at the end of the night how much you got played. The strippers use sex to manipulate you and get you to spend your money. When the cash is gone, they monkey branch to the next guy. You do something ignorant and the bouncer comes over and boots your ass out with no refund. Marriage goes the same way except when you do something wrong the bouncer is big daddy government.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[TwistParticipant]

IRuleMe wrote:

Meanwhile I didn’t spend s~~~. I didn’t even order a drink the entire time I was there. Didn’t throw a single dollar on the stage, didn’t get a single lap dance.

IRuleMe wrote:

To top the whole thing off, it cost me $25 just to get in the door. $5 to park (bulls~~~), and another $20 because they had a feature dancer

dafuk?

my experience is that it can be good fun, if your expectations are in synch. That said, its been years. But I still think back on the time they brought in the Tampa girls…

[freedomParticipant 5129]

I never got the point in strip clubs, you just watch and at the end of the night you wank yourself otherwise your b~~~~ will turn blue, you can do that with some porn videos for free.

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

MARC RUDOV: “The clitoris is voice-activated, not coin-activated.”

[It’sallbsParticipant]

Never been to a strip club -no point.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

I wouldn’t be seen dead in a s~~~hole like that. I’d be tempted the light the f~~~ing place up.

[surfdude12Participant 4103]

What is the return policy on the $25 cover charge since its really not a “strip club”?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

You couldn’t drag me into a strip club, although a friend did persuade me on his birthday about 3 years ago.

Simp Central

The way the girls buzz around and pretend to be interested in you, compliment you . . it’s disgustingly fake. “I like your shoes”, “Nice jacket”, “Hiya handsome” etc.

Do women say “hiya handsome” in everyday settings? They aren’t like that when you’re walking down the street, so they shouldn’t be like that INSIDE the club either.

Strip clubs are a great place for simps (and men who go there) to practice saying “NO”, and to be just as cold and detached as women usually are.

I actually told a stripper I was only there for the food.
( And I didn’t even order any. Who would? Gross! )

She got the message.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Dude, why do you do these things to yourself? LOL. What a waste of time and money. Thanks for skipping the video on this one!

[Anonymous 12]

The last time I was at a strip club was about 2 years ago. I was bored stupid. The fully clothed waitresses and bar staff were better looking than the strippers.

The strippers themselves were boring and the ones who approached me all had that cliche “Oh I just would love to get naked for you” type cheesy lines. The only one who had half a chance with me was the one who just chatted with me normally but even then I wasn’t going to waste my money. Especially as I didn’t bring enough anyway.

There were a group of younger guys playing pool and they paid one woman to hang with them and adorn the billiard table. I wondered why they bothered as they didn’t even pay any attention to her.

Unless you are the type of guy who can orgasm from having a woman dry hump your lap I do wonder why some men spend so much money to be teased.

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