My Ex hit the Wall….. HARD

[CombatRollParticipant 2594]

Ah, yes. The “Selfish One” has hit phase 2 of the wall. The first phase was just her obsessing over her face and getting injections in her cheeks making her look like a Campbell’s Soup Kid and shots in her forehead paralyzing her expressions.

Now, she has hit phase 2: Her weight has steadily climbed… she is officially a FatAss. 3 years ago she pranced around fairly thin in her tight pants and massive Gene Simmons wedges. Then after the divorce she started drinking a lot more. Putting on the pounds. Now her ass and thighs are huge.

Cherry on top: A buddy from another town sent me a screenshot of Tinder – it was the Selfish One and her pic was severely photoshopped to make her skin look almost doll like and her age was six years younger.

God, I wish I’d never met or married her. But, I’m healthy and fit and focusing on downsizing and cutting cost to rebuild what she stole from me. Good Riddance!

[JakeParticipant 909]

mine was playing chicken with the wall nasty head on.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

The courts may be on the woman’s side. Time, and the wall, most definitely are not…

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[UntamedParticipant]

I truly feel sorry for my ex.
She was a 5’4″ blonde hour-glass bomb of a cutie with the energy of a squirrel and the sex drive of a porno star. More mentally affected as I ever suspected but the laughs with her were never-ending.
Fast forward 30 years and she skidded into that Wall without seatbelt or helmet at frightening speeds.
But she stays my children’s mom and her health will cause them grief which will naturally reverberate on me.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Untamed wrote:

I truly feel sorry for my ex.

I don’t.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

CombatRoll wrote:

A buddy from another town sent me a screenshot of Tinder – it was the Selfish One and her pic was severely photoshopped to make her skin look almost doll like and her age was six years younger.

Whenever I look at the “MUG SHOTS”, it’s always entertaining to see the Ole Hags that do any and all of the following: photoshop the hell out of their faces so they appear without ANY lines or definition, use blurry photos, only selfies with their phone taken from above, NO full body shots for some reason??, photos from YEARS PAST, or actual photos of themselves that shows off their hanging skin around their turkey necks and hanging wrinkly skin on their chest above their cleavage.

CombatRoll wrote:

God, I wish I’d never met or married her

I WISH too, but the WISHING doesn’t work.

I see my lil cupcake falling apart physically as well as mentally, and I can only imagine how the “total package” will be as time continues……Pretty F~~~in SCARY!!!!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Awakened wrote:

Whenever I look at the “MUG SHOTS”, it’s always entertaining to see the Ole Hags that do any and all of the following: photoshop the hell out of their faces so they appear without ANY lines or definition, use blurry photos, only photos with their phone from above, photos from YEARS PAST, or actual photos of themselves that shows off all their wrinkle, lines, and hanging skin around their wrinkly turkey necks and cleavage.

I have an old “friend” from college that I met up with a few years ago. She had gone through a divorce about the same time as me. So just a chance to catch up and talk about old times. She was very attractive back then and her pictures on Facebook would say that she was still well above average for her 50’s. I suppose I would have been open to a little rebound sex if things had gone that way, but I never enter those situations with the only intention of getting laid.

The woman I met in the bar that night was 20 years older than her pictures looked like on social media. Holy Hell she must have had every filter working to make her skin look that smooth.

Order the good wine

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

CombatRoll wrote:

But, I’m healthy and fit and focusing on downsizing and cutting cost to rebuild what she stole from me. Good Riddance!

Thas all that matters Bro.
Keep on Truckin’

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[UntamedParticipant]

Ranger One wrote:

Untamed wrote:

I truly feel sorry for my ex.

I don’t.

LMAO!

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I dont have anything funny or helpful to add but I enjoyed hearing about how you are a free man, and how that old airbox fatso aint yer problem no more. LOL

You won!

[Won'tGetFooledAgainParticipant 3293]

BrainPilot wrote:

The courts may be on the woman’s side. Time, and the wall, most definitely are not…

Totally agree, my ex wife decided she wanted back on the carousel at 36 and in preparation she joined a gym, went on a diet, bought loads of new slutty clothes and went out on girls nights looking for attention.

Everyone was telling her great she looked and she thought she was some hot cougar s~~~ back then. Funny how all those younger guys who added themselves to Facebook on her phone when she was out didn’t want to know once she was single.

Fast forward six years and she has put the weight (and more) back on and you can tell she has maybe two or three years before her last remaining looks abandon her.

No matter how much she though she won during our divorce I am having the last laugh as I watch her become anonymous, losing the only thing of any importance to a woman her looks.

For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

[narwhalParticipant]

I don’t think my ex really hit the wall, or maybe not as hard…whatever. I’d probably say my ex is just as attractive as when I first met her, though very different. She packed on a little bit of weight, but the boob job balanced that out. She was never really thin to begin with. She dress better,a definitely healthier than when were married.

I get why people get a sense of pleasure by seeing an ex’s life going down hill after divorce, but ultimately, it doesn’t mean anything. It’s not a measuring stick to determine whether or not you made the right decisions or not. It just is, you move on and take care of yourself.

Ok. Then do it.

[HermitParticipant]

My x always looked a lot younger than she actually was, but those days are long gone. She is an old woman and she looks like an old woman. Saggy, wrinkled, gray……at least she never got fat, but she’s definitely past the wall.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Branched offParticipant 10935]

When you see an ex who has hit the wall you feel great relief that you cashed out when you did. Its not usually like you won anything but you sure cut your losses.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[TwistParticipant]

Ranger One wrote:

I don’t.

Nope.

Not one bit.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

CombatRoll wrote:

Cherry on top: A buddy from another town sent me a screenshot of Tinder

Just you wait until she contacts you herself, trying to monkey branch back.

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3767]

I don’t have exes ! Only “could’ves”…

So, good for you, CombatRoll. Like Gravel Pit said, You won !!!

[MonkParticipant 16995]

CombatRoll wrote:

A buddy from another town sent me a screenshot of Tinder – it was the Selfish One and her pic was severely photoshopped to make her skin look almost doll like and her age was six years younger. […] But, I’m healthy and fit and focusing on downsizing and cutting cost to rebuild what she stole from me.

Satisfying isn’t it?

[OgreParticipant 5863]

Good news. Now prosper while she continues her trip to, as Uncle Poop says, old poor and powerless.

She’s not your problem anymore, and women suck at managing anything.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

My worst nightmare is still being married to my first wife. She passed away but I was never more unhappy then when married to her depressed ass.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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