MGTOW Covert Special Ops: Behind Enemy Lines.

[…Spectator 1165]

Yo Agents Cpig and CatCrunch: Sgt T here. Did you guys see this funny s~~~? Woman sues Hallmark Cards over getting divorced on Valentine’s Day.

http://dailycurrant.com/2015/02/12/woman-sues-hallmark-after-valentines-day-divorce-2/

lmbo. Catch up with you later. Sgt T OUT>

[Anonymous 11]

Thanks Sgt. T. that was too damn funny. Oh, the irony of it all.

It’s all Hallmark’s fault obviously. Of course a jury stocked with manginas will understand her. Manginas take great pride in their special abilities to understand and obey women.

[Anonymous 11]

“He throws tantrums when she has fun with other men when they’re out at a party. He gets angry if she talks to him about her male friends.”

-Of course giving drunken guys BJs in the bathroom at the party is her idea of fun. How does she react to his female friends? I’m really sure she welcomes them with open arms.

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cpig: well s~~~, of course he’s gonna thrown a tantrum if he has any f~~~ing clue as to what women do at parties. usually those dumb f~~~ers are so mentally polluted they would never even think to do a google search on something as necessary as “how do i save my ass from this bitch that kicked me out of my house after sucking my best friend’s dick.” f~~~.

not gonna be around much today. gotta figure out  a strategy for one of my new jobs today. it starts in two weeks and i will be deep in enemy territory behind enemy lines, but will be working with a very c~~~y group in a public place filled with tons of cash and super whiny men and women. called a friend and taking him to breakfast to figure out how to do the job without getting shot. 20 years ago, i woulda happy to have a job as cool as the one i’m going to be doing, and the whole preparation would be to just show up and do the work. now in today’s world, i have to hold meetings to just figure how to be single, over 50, do all the work and not get my nutz blown off. wish me luck man. i don’t think is going to be easy but if i can pull it off, it will mean i’ll be successfully embedded in very rich territory.i imagine the intel i will get will only be surpassed by the cash i am going to extract from them between now and summertime. sgt t out>

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

The mangina is a very weird instance of the class we call man.

Hey Pig, here are my discoveries after exploring one of HR Puff’s medical posts on XX XY chromosomes,

Those idiots, I smell zirconium blistering! The nuclear furnace of feminism is melting away! What we are witnessing here is cuncesium 137 atomizing under the zercalloy fuel rods, resulting in another massive release of feminist radionuclide throughout the planet. Very toxic and destructive to the XY chromosome, in most instances, an electron is ejected, and the new arrangement becomes X1.5/Y.5, a mutation! Also commonly refereed to as a Mangina! MGTOW has been known to infuse a 25%X chromosome back into the spine of a mangina and restoring him back to a MAN XY. However most of these grafts fail within minutes, but were working on it.</p>

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not get my nutz blown off. wish me luck man

Hey listenUp! Sometimes it’s absolutely necessary when deep in enemy territory, and avoiding live fire, one must shove his nutz up his ass to avoid a “blow off”! You will be highly decorated for the MGTOW silver star in recognition of your unparallelled bravery and service to the cause.  I almost earned a MGTOW purple heart by agitating a stripper, it was like carelessly throwing a lit lantern into a dynamite shack.

Hey Pig, I’m also into botany and vegetable gardening , I produce my own fertilizer from raw ingredients. Most fertilizers contain trace heavy metal compounds, not mine, all regent laboratory grade ingredients 99.8% pure. It makes an astounding difference. Miracle Grow/Miracle if it Grows. I don’t like eating arsenic.

[Anonymous 11]

@Tampon: You are truly stepping into the mouth of the beast. You are going to see things that are going to challenge your MGTOW values. I’d follow Crunch’s advice. Sometimes the less one says the better in certain situations. Think of it as being paid to STFU. The toxins you will face are not going to be pleasant though.

Today’s modern gynocentric man is supposed to enjoy seeing his girlfriend up on the pool table at the frat party taking on a gauntlet of c~~~s. He’s what they are trying to redefine a “Real Man®” to be now. He’s so strong that he says nothing at all.

@Crunch: I think that is a brilliant observation. Only having a partial Y chromosome from exposure to feminist radionuclides being the cause of Manginas Syndrome. They’re not quite a man and yet closer to a woman. Once you can figure you how to permanently restore the chromosome then we could possibly turn them against the gynocentrists. Have you considered using alpha particles to blast their Y chromosomes to enable fusion with chimp Y chromosomes. I’m thinking the aggressiveness of a chimp may be of benefit to them.

I make my own natural compost from materials at hand too. I grow in a very sandy soil that cannot hold any nutrients so I’m enhancing it with compost. I’ve got a load just ready for spreading once I get my oyster shells powdered and mixed I’m rolling. This is my second season doing it. My chickens got killed by a hawk and a raccoon so now I don’t know if I’m going to get more. Though, the things I used to barter those eggs for make me want to get a couple more of them.

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Cpig and Crunch: who is that guy posted about how his ego is f~~~ed up? it is the kid in the story soulman posted “little johnny and the c~~~’ come to life or some s~~~? damn…RE HRP, yeah, i noticed he knows his stuff.

Cpig: for sure it is dangerous territory. breakfast meeting got moved to later so i spent the better part of today trying to figure out they dynamics of another business deal using the intel we are all sharing here at special ops. the deal involves a woman and has been going great until today after much insistence from the woman, the guys writing the checks caved me in and i had to take a call from her. not a mistake. i had no choice. speak to c~~~ or lose deal. f~~~. i s~~~ you not, she started out with drama about being a single mom. i was like, oh f~~~ man.

anyway, i was quickly able to see what was going on and she moved with great speed into some charades and s~~~ tests. first thing i noticed was that her voice was really high and very different not matching the voice on the prior conference calls. then she chimed in with her suggestions which she had no legal right to do. her suggestions included bringing in a mangina to “help us out” and the internal warning bells in my head were saying ListenUp! and listen to your own s~~~ man because the whole project is about to go sideways faster than a noob falling in love with a troll on the forums. anyway, i shut that s~~~ down as nicely as possible. stayed calm even though i was raging f~~~ing p~~~ed. emailed her instructions after the call which i cut short because i’m more busy than she is. then spent an hour documenting everything and warning the backers about what she was up to. f~~~. this s~~~ is tricky because the white knight in the equation i’m sure is f~~~ing this bitch on the side. chicks wasting men’s time never f~~~ing ends. then i realized how to keep this thing going and i was already naturally doing it….since the main guy who brought me the deal is a mangina acting as a white knight for this bitch, all i have to do is make sure he is always the boss and he will do all the dealings with the c~~~ and i will only deal with her via email. i already had that in place, but she caved those guys in with female manuvering and i think i’ve got it all back to normal. strategy is to keep the white knight knowing how much money he’s going to lose if he doesn’t stay in control of his chick on the side. we’ll see what happens.

crunch: saw on here floating by that you want to be a marvel comic now or something? dood, what happened to you? cpig and i made you into a comic book character right here on this thread a couple of weeks ago and you already are hilarious. carry on little brother! oh btw, i’m glad you are having so much fun with the new steamroller because i shot the horse the other day and you didn’t notice. thought about eating it, but it was more fun just to burn it. damn, i love the smell of nawalt in the morning. Sgt T out>

 

[Anonymous 11]

Tampon: Little Johnny and the C~~~ was awesome. It’s a shame more little boys don’t have real red pill fathers like that. It took out my funny bone when I read it. Brutal cold truth Soul Man style. Ego troll temporarily lowered my IQ by 15 points. I can’t prove it, but it seemed like a woman was baiting us to me. One of Keymaster’s responses in the ego troll thread really struck me too. To paraphrase: Picking them up is the easy part. Getting rid of them is where the challenge lies.

I love the fact that what we all do and share here is helping guide you in your twisted dealings with that c~~~ spider queen and her pawns. We are much stronger together than we are standing alone.

Play single mom sob story to bait white knights….s~~~ tests…mangina…white knight mangina…f~~~ing one of them…manipulate…manipulate…Rinse, lather, repeat as necessary.

What a cluster f~~~ of foul estrogen you’re involved in there. Going red pill is like being given the opposing team’s playbook. It’s also amazing that some men just never learn to stop being white knights. That’s pretty much the first card the c~~~s always play out too. All it takes is one saying “I feel _______” then the hens close ranks and the white knights and manginas all start looking to fight for the special princess. Have you ever seen the stoned out look they get in their eyes when they get men physically fighting each other over them?

Tonight’s snippet of the general insanity of the female thought process:

“he would fabricate the truth all the time. I never knew what was truthful and what wasn’t”
-Why does he lie? It’s because you can’t handle the truth you c~~~.

Now, I’m off to go find some manginas in the wild to put under observation.

Mangina hunting is much more difficult than finding a group of single moms bitching about the challenges of being a single mom. Exactly how hard is it to ride the never ending c~~~ carousel while cashing that endless supply of support checks from the three different baby daddies. Shut up, suck it up and get to work raising that next generation of manginas and psycho school shooters you bellyaching c~~~s.

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cpig: thanks for the expert analysis on what’s going on with my job s~~~. great synopsis. thing is, i can come back to the post here, read you, and rinse all the estrogen off the machines after i’ve had to do s~~~ with that bitch. i’ll keep you posted.

why its worth the risk: there’s a ton of cash where i live http://www.cnbc.com/id/102213030 and now that my mission is clear i’m gonna go get mine. if i can get more than 200k tucked away by the end of next year, plan on me coming down there for a visit. always loved everything about the south. warmer climates were where Sgt Smelly Tampon sniffer was born. btw, did you see the bank hack story in the news? uk and other banks went down man. i’m not a hacker and not affiliated with those guys in any way, but somewhere in my being i was proud as f~~~ of those guys. if you have time, find the story and read it and feed me  your synops when you get time. i think if you and i and others can figure out how to do that s~~~ but clean and legal more than 10 of the higher mgtow here could all retire with boatloads of cash. at which time, i’m gonna go play drums in soulman’s band. Tampon…..OUT>

[Anonymous 42]

Hey pig, I was only insulting Marvel Comics, they have real live c~~~s over there that need a good hard f~~~ing, NOT ME!

Poor Thor had his penis thrown is a garbage disposal, so I thought it befitting to invent WONDER-MAN and have him go hate f~~~ the s~~~ out of her, to boost ratings, I figure there’s no way to f~~~ it up any worse than they already did.

Poor listenUp, he’s in the dreaded state of C~~~ifornia! It’s getting so bad, they need tire chains, 4 wheel drive, and a V8 supercharged, just to make it through the clamgina slime! If it gets any worse he’ll have to commute with a hovercraft!

He’s dealing with White nights, and manginas by the truck load, like being a Volkswagen beetle invited to a truck demolition derby! He’ll have to change his avatar to Herby-53, “the f~~~ed bug”.

 

 

 

[…Spectator 1165]

tower, uh settle down man. already driving one of these:

Replica of Sgt Smelly T’s ride when he’s going behind enemy lines. Plates and country faked of course. 77 degrees on the West Coast today. I’ll take it.

[Anonymous 11]

@MG-T: Man, when I first heard about Thor being gelded a few months ago my heart sank. I’ve never been into comics, but this just shows what we’re up against. My prediction is that they’ll keep up this charade for longer than we think too. They’ll be pushing 500 copies a month soon and will make the next Thor movie as a touchy feely chick flick love story throwing in WONDER-MAN and real Thor fighting over her love and both equally willing to submit to her dominance. Disney destroys everything they touch so we might as well enjoy and have fun watching Marvel circle the drain. Sad, very sad state of affairs. WONDER-MAN is the s~~~ though.

@Tampon: Thanks for the feedback. My red pill powers are growing from all the wisdom that I get from reading all the materials here. We are building something very, very powerful in the MGTOW movement.

These manginas are shot out completely. I’ve been watching YouTube videos of them, and it’s brutal. Crunch, you’re right it’s genetic or possibly epi-genetic from the great job that their single mothers did raising them with no true man around the house. They all appear to be little girly men in form and mind. They hate MGTOW or anything manly more than anything else it seems. I find it amusing that I have some little effeminate YouTube preacher raging about how proud his is to be both a feminist and a mangina. Yes, he was actually proud to be a mangina. Crunch, in your YouTube missions you should seek and destroy some manginas. I think they could use a little taste of it MGTOW style. You’d take them out very quickly. A mangina is to a feminist as a guppy is to a great white. Of course a MGHOW is Megalodon King of the Sharks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalodon

The other thing I’m learning is that no one understands MGTOW. One mangina commented that we are missing out women on what women have to offer by choosing to disassociate from them then he implied that we cannot ever get laid. What women have to offer is why I’m a MGHOW you mangina moron.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

he implied that we cannot ever get laid

Hey pig, that’s a f~~~ing joke! I use to “give laid” not “get laid” to the point my dick burnt up! It even had scabs a couple of times. I’m so lucky to be disease free. But I did catch the crabs once, that woke me up!

Hey Pig, you said in a prior post about using shells, was that for supplemental calcium? I recommend a controlled amount Ca,N,O3  calcium nitrate, 15% nitrates of nitrogen. My corn loves the s~~~, Ammonium nitrate fails a these lower temperatures, binds up under 93 deg…

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settle down man. already driving one of these:

Hey listen, toss that piece of s~~~, and use one of these, you’ll need it to get through the rivers of pussy slime! And it’s fully equipped with medical supplies! You’ll them too!

 

And you can maneuver over the opposition, CRUSHING them in the process!

[Anonymous 11]

Hey Tower: Affirmative on the calcium as my soil tests deficient in it. I’m trying to go all in organic. I figure everything here gets leeched into the estuaries so I burn wood and oyster shells to make a potash/shell powder and mix it into my compost made from the leaves from my trees which helps reduce the acidity and grabs those trace elements. I’ve added chicken s~~~ to the compost and also p~~~ed on it, standing up by the way, every chance I get to get my N and P. It’s really just an experiment to relearn the ancient techniques. I did get higher yields last year so I’ve added more stuff to this year’s trial. I live on top of a giant pile of sand. You can go down about 25 feet, and you start hitting an ancient layer of bits from old shells.

Those manginas have to get on their knees where they grovel and beg to even hope to maybe get laid. Of course, few of their kids are really theirs. I’m estimating the cuckold rate to be >80% for manginas. Of course, a true mangina would embrace being cuckolded as his modern woman boss is really just celebrating her liberation in mangina speak.

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Crunch: ROFL!!!!!! thanks man! i’m sure that when i show up at the theatre to the run the board in this that no one will suspect anything amiss at all. f~~~ing lmbo goddamm funny s~~~ man. morning.

[…Spectator 1165]

cpig: Sgt Smelly Tampon Special DickInEm Unit here. pig, happy to report the special ops comedy thread has returned to its roots. obviously hahahaha. logged in to see Crunch’s post and started laughing so hard i almost dropped a full cup of coffee! high five men!

[…Spectator 1165]

Cpig, Crunch: gotta get to the meeting. will check in after. Sgt Tampon, OUT>

[Anonymous 42]

Hey Pig, Do you get allot of calcium deposits in your water? (well water?). I have a brook for irrigation, and an artesian 6” 180ft deep SWEET water! Granite strata with 35ft glacial till, and 16” rich topsoil. I live on a large aquifer, bazillions of gallons of water. Never a drought! But the water is void of N, the real solution is rainwater, however, time to time, the rain contains radionuclide!

Doesn’t matter anyway, my potash contains cesium from the Nevada test site. I couldn’t believe it, till I saw a mans findings from upstate NY, he had his suspensions, and he had a radio spectrometer test done, and the potash contained traces of cesium locked in the wood. I’d imagine the Fuku and Chernobyl regions will have serious radioactive vegetation for the next 300 yrs.

Anyway, I constantly test my N/P/K in the soil and vegetation, then adjust as required. I take Brix meter reading every two weeks. My food is much higher in nutrients than store bought water balloons.
I have fruit trees too, apple, pear, and peach. I too am indulging in the old ways of life. I’m not against “high purity” chemical additives, however GMO’S scare the s~~~ out of me, eating a cucumber with spider genetics is monstrous!

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THE SOLUTION TO POLLUTION IS DILUTION CAUSE THERE’S NO OTHER SOLUTION TO POLLUTION.
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[Anonymous 11]

MG-T, what a horrible map. I’m sure it’s in my wood too as the damn whole East coast is covered. I may reconsider doing that with this info in mind though there’s really no way to escape it totally. My water comes from a well way down in the limestone strata so we’ve got serious calcium scaling problems. Of course, it beats drinking the tritium tainted local surface water courtesy of SRP.

Have you read about the Fuku fallout event that happened around Melbourne and Port St. Lucie back in 3/2011? It got concentrated by the rain and pulled down from the stratosphere. I read reports from multiple people on different boards that they tasted iodine and said it smelled like a machine shop. We’re talking 12 time zones away. The nuke plant at Port St. Lucie filed a report saying this isn’t our stuff, and you know that have the right equipment.

Man, this real radionuclide s~~~ is a bummer for a comedy thread. Exactly like how the feminists have managed to snuff the fun out of everything around them.

[…Spectator 1165]

Agents Cpig, Crunch: i have returned from the meeting. win win win and more mutherf~~~in’ win guys. thanks for the advice. s~~~ was hilarious. couldn’t make this s~~~ up if i tried….so

I showed up at the breakfast place. hadn’t been there since jan. ListenUp! lovin’ waitress was working. check. leaned over, rubbed her boobs on me upon arrival. check. put my tongue in her ear while she did that. check. boner activated. check. my buddy arrives a few minutes late. show him folder of former client’s daughter near naked on facebook that i am keeping for self defense. EL OH Mutherf~~~in’ EL. off to a good start…

showed up with checkbook in hand because my buddy is a very level headed jewish guy..and i’ve been flying blind on a bunch of these business situations because i’m not one of them and i’m still trying to figure s~~~ out. hmmmm, cpig’s ideas kicking in while i’m writing this….could my friend be a mangina since he’s married? will have to think about how to classify him because he is kicking ass. he’s married. she does most of the work and brings in the money, he edits audio, f~~~s off, and wants to f~~~ the waitress as bad as i do…

so i just start making my case about how lost i am with some of this s~~~ going on. while getting more assertive in my mgtow way of thinking, it is already true and you guys have pointed out to me (thanks crunch) that having a big set of b~~~~ sometimes doesn’t help. SIDENOTE: Crunch, i saw you bashing LA and black music this morning and I gotta tell ya bro, be careful with that s~~~ because I’m half white, and half black. I’m only black from the waist down. (rimshot)…. so we’re chatting away and i tell my buddy that i’m putting him in charge of all this s~~~ because my tolerance level is really low these days with people whining on and on and on about their medical problems, what they are having for dinner, who stopped paying attention to them, etc. thanks zuckerberg…you are officially a c~~~ IMHO….and i asked him to take a special job for me and he agreed. see, you guys know how short tempered i can get when i smell bulls~~~ and i would much rather just work on jobs doing the work that to listen to f~~~ing whiners. so i offered to pay my buddy to just take the calls from all these whiners and he said some funny s~~~: “i’ll be happy to be your jewdiator.” lmbo…i said “what’s that?” he says “you know, the guy that keeps ’em all from dramatizing themselves into heart attacks.” guys, funny s~~~. then i said “thanks man. truly, you are the only level one in the bunch. how do you do that s~~~?” and he says “well, giving up smoking crack helped.” omfg….i was dyin’. couldn’t make this s~~~ up if i tried!  he also worked on the SNL 40 year special that aired sunday so i got all the inside scoop on that from behind the scenes. cool.

so then the waitress comes back over and the flirty s~~~ continued…will go back and tag that when there is time. whew guys, i was sweating all this s~~~. but i think everything is ok for now. thanks for the help.

oh, last thing: i know you guys grow stuff and are having male bonding moments here on this thread about off topic s~~~ , i’m guilty of that s~~~ too so let’s remember, we are still trying to make this s~~~ funny even if only the three of us are reading it.  so even if we go off topic or get too dark, end all posts with a joke if possible.

thanks men. warm and sunny here. business is good. 68 degrees. girls struttin and blunt’s a puffin! Tampon, OUT>

 

 

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