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Anonymous11Good work Tampon and sleep well. The beach has a way of doing that to people. 😉
Now, that darkness has descended I am able to move around the feminist hives under cover of night. I began tonight’s initial long distance recon operations against the lair of Krista the Femitheist, most high priestess of hatred, who advocates eliminating 90% of the male population.
I was stunned by what she posted on her web site for this month. She announced that she has ovarian cancer. I shall neither cheer it nor will I be saddened by it as she is a raging lunatic who advocates killing 90% of all men. My only speculative comment is that just maybe the extreme internal hatreds that she harbored within herself helped to trigger this within her. Keeping one’s self in extremely stressful emotional states like anger has negative implications for overall health. Krista, I can only hope that your traumatic experience will allow you to grow as a human being and learn how to love and not hate. I originally intended to use her rants as source material. However, I am removing her from my target list. Extreme raging feminazi haters are a dime a dozen these days, and any woman is easily replaced by another one more than likely just as bad.
Now, back to my normal mission of finding entertaining femprop and outrageous statements to present and mock.
Agent Cpig: Hasmat suits cleaned by mangina’s gf CHECK. no photos got shot CHECK. no hotel cost CHECK. she swallowed all and drank soda after in my presence CHECK. made 400 usd in two hours morning office work CHECK. i must say, i’m having an excellent MGTOW day.
coffee’s on.
Agent Cpig, Special Ops Team:
SGT Tampon IN and On Duty. Be scared bitches.hahahahaha
01 we get a lot of stories and comments in my city very quickly. guy was just on the radio here talking about how gloria allred has failed to file any charges against B…l. Co..s…y.
Thinking to myself…..i bet the young mgtow on here are thinking i don’t know how to spell cosplay LOL.
anyway, this guy was a strong alpha being interviewed on radio today while playing clips of today’s gloria allred statements. two more Cos haters came out today as well. when the radio jock asked the guy to give his interpretations of gloria allred’s legal representation of the poor women, he said some magnificently mgtow style s~~~ something like: “well i interviewed gloria a couple hours ago and my main question to her was this: ‘so now that you have this roster of women making all these claims against Cos, and you have won nothing for your clients, and no suits have been filed, and they have received no money, do you think you are doing a good job for your clients'”?
then gloria allred said “we have successfully tried him in the court of public opinion and won, and all the women feel better.”
JESUS F~~~ING CHRIST.
Anonymous11The court of public opinion and all women feel better. Holy s~~~ he’s gotta be guilty /sarc. How can we question the authority of the two things that have been most consistently wrong since the dawn of the recorded history of all of mankind. Please ET come abduct me from this planet, I beseech you.
Here are my latest findings:
Thanks to Agent Tampon’s brave mission to resupply me at my embedded position, I’m back to 100%. Also, the incredible MGTOW teleportation technologies developed and fabricated by Agent CatCrunch at his MGTOW lab are proving to be most valuable in allowing me covertly infiltrate and extract intel from multiple hives now. Unfortunately, my formerly prime target is facing a serious illness, and as Julius Caesar once did I do show mercy to my enemies on occasion.
“My weight gain started when I was 18, after graduating high school…At 5’8 and 155lbs…By the end of my 4th year in college, I was at 315lbs.”
-How in the hell can this possibly be done? I can only hope the seats on the land whale mobility units are strong enough to hold your present weight as I know that you’re way older now. Are you north of 500lbs or what? The trend of making lame excuses for people who are negligent in self-responsibility just keeps getting worse. Instead of blaming society bitch, know that you and only you did this to yourself. Blame…blame…blame…patriarchy…blah blah blah…STFU feminist c~~~!!!
“My ex husband had a very low sex drive… but I had put on weight after getting married…I caved and started a very physical and passionate affair with a co worker”
-Anyway the maginas and hens all piled on to tell her that her ex-husband might have low-T levels. Your weight gain and your cheating could not possibly have played a role here you bitch. I know it’s easier to blame the man so obviously his fault. Finding a co-worker who’d pork a land whale proves you’re right. Sure………
I can’t take it anymore…..AARGH!!!!!!
Agent Cpig:
I tried to receive the photos you sent to base camp today but all that showed up was this:
Embedded behind enemy lines, Agent Cpig is in deep s~~~ in this evening’s photo
Get back to base right away!
Anonymous42“My weight gain started when I was 18, after graduating high school…At 5’8 and 155lbs…By the end of my 4th year in college, I was at 315lbs.”
tchhh Roger that Calico Pig, tchhh,,, A little fast math and some fizzylogic,,,tchhhh,,, I’m calculating that to be about 350 T.P.M.; That could explode any second now, get the hell out of there! They’re only rated for 300 Twinkies Per Minute! And it’s worse if they eat the wrappers!
jesus christ Agent Cpig, no wonder you are losing it from being exposed to too much red pill info on your mission. women are online cackling about shaming the men over low T?
F~~~.
well if women didn’t f~~~ing suck so bad, here’s how they could do it correctly:
talk it over privately with the man instead of on the f~~~ing internet, and ask the man why and in PRIVATE and do not discuss this with other c~~~s.. if the man is truthful, then no passing out, crying and other bulls~~~ ladies. he probably doesn’t want to f~~~ you because you are online at a feminist website YOU dragged him to for public shaming and just wants to beat you senseless right now. jesus, this isn’t rocket science ladies. f~~~in’ a.
welcome back from the morning mission Agent CatCrunch. do you have any intel?
I’ve got some from being out walking the planet tonight two nights before the ladies biggest cash pilfering night of the year.
very few women out in LA right now. only ones i saw were 5-6’s in duos with those big “hide your giant ass under the sweater sweaters.” f~~~ you bitch, i know what’s under there because I am Agent Smelly Tampon Sniffer with four decades experience! I sniffed it out and the new MG Tower CatCrunch c~~~ometer registers four tampon strings for two womenz, so you know those caves down below are Hideous!!!!!
that one duo actually stopped me because they are so desperate and started up a convo with me about the building i live in. they said they knew a lot, they didn’t know s~~~. they were trying to get an invitation to come in, but i drove off and deciding to never f~~~ either. I’ll stick to the gf’s of the nearby mangina’s. this mgtow strategy works well for me. I let the boyfriends say “yes dear” all year, pay all the bills, and then go to the beach and get sucked off my their girlfriends while they are at work paying her bills. damn guys, life is good today.
Anonymous42Here’ photo recon of that Twinkly bomb! be careful she’ll blow!
Holy F~~~ bro.
btw when you first posted all that showed was the alt sign, so i went to google and chose a picture since everything is so slow and you aren’t gonna believe this but here is what i was just getting ready to post
Anonymous42Yep, Same gutter! Must be twins! Ima talking about us!
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*hahahahahaha high five man. funny ass s~~~.
more intel from a great mgtow day today:
i’m starting to get better at using mgtow ideas in client meetings and public situations. went to the office and the bosses wife was there. customers started to pile in and he was swamped. i’m not in sales really so as these customers came in, i went to the door and greeted them and told them he would be with them shortly and to have a seat, then i went back into my meetings. the owner’s wife who he recently married, just sat playing with her phone RIGHT NEXT to the door where the customers were coming in, and never lifted a finger, helped in any way, but she did glare at me twice. i know what that look is. she probably talked to him before i got in and decided to raise my office rent by taking it out of the lease in a sneaky way. but she was so dumb that she couldn’t figure out the way to increase her share of the mangina’s cash is to GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GREET the F~~~ING CUSTOMERS that are paying his and your bills.yeah bitch, saying hello to actual HUMANS 20 ft can’t be done can it? F~~~ing Jesus, anyway,
i was cracking up my clients today and with the female client i closed a deal for about 10-15 grand starting at the end of march which means april’s bills are already covered. and that client of mine is happily married and her husband is a very cool dude.
it was a good morning using mgtow ideas in meeting but never saying they were mgtow, you just gotta learn to play the game man. it was awesome, plus as usual i was laughing my ass off some s~~~ i saw on the forums. also,
i actually spoke to pretty much the only female i still talk to today and she’s had a sore throat from laughing so hard at our last convo three days ago, and today she said “f~~~ you. I have no voice. you are so funny I lost my voice from laughing too hard THREE DAYS AGO. I need to call up and yell at people and no one is taking me seriously and it’s all your fault.” hahahahahha mutherf~~~in ha…
Anonymous11Yes, I got out of there just barely. I ran directly at her and rebounded off of her thighs. The the massive amount of energy stored in those fat cells opened up a worm hole the fabric of space time which safely deposited be back at base. It was a close call today for sure.
Does she always have that small of amount of food on her plate or is that just her finishing 8th serving coupled with 350 TPM Twinkie consumption. Eye bleach where’s my eye bleach..
Stumble…crash…bang…bump
I know you are crunch, but calm down. don’t make me send Sgt Smitty NoF~~~sGiven all the way to the East Coast because he’s probably busy slinging Grade A one liners somewhere.
So stay calm man, and don’t overdo the bro thing. I know what you need to do. you need to go take down some feminist nazi bulls~~~ before you Crash Crunch. Go out and nuke some s~~~ on YT for awhile if you want.
oh wow, i found a pict of her sister:
“that’s right sister. Twinkies are best in 12 packs, but thank god i’m drinking Diet Pepsi with them or i might get worried one day.”
Anonymous42I’m so f~~~in MGTOW they love me, or hate my f~~~ing guts, f~~~ being on the fence, I’ll shake the f~~~ing thing till they fall one way or the other! I’m responsible for allot of broken eggs, and crushed b~~~~! just ask humpty, crushed his b~~~~ and knocked him off the wall! F~~~ it, make an omelet!
F~~~ yeah TOWER. F~~~ them.
Agent Cpig: Thank god you f~~~ing made it back. yes, the land whales on the internet are as bad as those in the fimincist website you were embedded at today. good work man!
sorry, another problem in human design….can’t un-see s~~~.
those two land whales crunch and i posted above are probably on facebook right now using these photos below and getting ready to set up some innocent young mgtow nooobs or budding faceb–k manginas.
“Hi there. Don’t message me unless you are serious or you are George Clooney.”
“I hope you are over 6’3″ and rich because I’m worth it!”
this just in on LA Radio…gloria allred shaming of Cos has been rebranded and the evening news statement has been edited to this:
“Gloria allred said today that she hopes the negative publicity has an impact Bill C’s career.”
I’m sorry gloria, but as much as i hate to say this, i think there is going to be a special place in hell for you.
Anonymous11Those shanks have to be at least 200 lbs apiece on that one you and Crunch both posted. She reminds me of what I see going to the Wal-marts around here.
I’ve known many people both male and female that have shed their fat and look great now. I don’t buy any of those lame excuses I hear from these people or their apologists. It’s always someone else’s fault.
Gloria Allred is an uber-c~~~ extortionist. I’m sure the “victims” enjoyed every minute of their time with Cos.
Cpig: i have no idea what happened with cos. i do believe in karma though man. and i saw that one post you made about the femnazi with cancer, and i agree bro. one of the best worded comments you’ve made. don’t know if i told you or not but my brother in law is a semi-famous shrink that gets a ton of money trying to straighten some of these ugly misguided pathetic chicks like what you see at Walmart. he figured it out by watching trends in college and he saw this s~~~ coming a mile away. he has steadily paced his business for the win and he’s having a blast in life right now. smart guy. not mgtow, in that great house they live in, he’s still the mangina most of the time.
He tells me stories all the time about this s~~~ and it is medical fact according to him that bottling up all that crazy mental s~~~ will make you sick. glad there’s a comedy thread hahaha.
Anonymous42You boys be careful in the halls of Wal-Mart! Should one of these rolling land whales hit a support pillar it’s by by building! If I see them (by there large size), or hear them (by the motor straining)or smell them (by the motor burning), or feel them (by the ground rumbling) I’m running for my life! I suggest you boys do the same!
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