Marry a mgtow

[sidecarParticipant 35857]

peterfa wrote:

Otherwise they just separate their things and go their own separate homosexual ways.

You’ve never seen two homosexual men fight tooth and nail over who gets the credenza. And don’t get me started on ugly lesbian breakups.

There can be just as much lawyer fueling acrimony in a homosexual divorce as a heterosexual divorce, but without all the unprofitable arguing over child custody. Google “liberace palimony” some time.

narwhal wrote:

So if your partner has debt, so do you.

At least you can expect a fellow MGHOW to be honest about his debts up front.

narwhal wrote:

It’s going to totally destroy any sense of conventional boundaries to where the gov’t will have no choice but to get out of marriage altogther, which is where they should have gone right from the start.

So it’s win/win.

[Chuck WowParticipant 141]

You would also be virtually untouchable at work also because you could pull out the “homo card” and claim discrimination

[J.D SilvernailParticipant 383]

Im sorry but Im straight and this idea is too weird for me so I have a better alternative. Here it is. When the IRS asks me to pay more money just because im single, I will just say “f~~~ you im moving to Mexico”. We can just leave the United States(which will put a massive dent in the population and workforce). There are roughly 23% of people in the United States that are single men according to http://www.cbsnews.com/news/living-alone-youre-not-the-only-one/ . I dont know how many are MGTOWs ,but I remember someone posting that we are 15.5% of the United States population. We can avoid taxes without being gay.

I'm married to the game,but she broke her vows.

[Solid SnakeParticipant 255]

This is the funniest thread I’ve seen LOL.

To be gay you’ve gotta bone another dude, no one here has proposed boning another dude, just same sex marriage for taxation benefits.

[davParticipant 422]

This happened in the last episode of Boston Legal. Alan and Denny got married even though neither of them was homosexual, to protect their assets and property.

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

Ha. I could actually get behind this as a trend. Tax benefits, defense against vindictive bitches at work and in public… Build an awesome f~~~ing man-cave…would be sweet.

[KeithParticipant 482]

Solid Snake wrote:

This is the funniest thread I’ve seen LOL. To be gay you’ve gotta bone another dude, no one here has proposed boning another dude, just same sex marriage for taxation benefits.

This thread is NOT about sex or being straight or gay, its about economics, financial planning, strategy and unity.

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a man who never found a wife and he lived happily ever after. The End.

[Solid SnakeParticipant 255]

Keith wrote:

Solid Snake wrote:

This is the funniest thread I’ve seen LOL. To be gay you’ve gotta bone another dude, no one here has proposed boning another dude, just same sex marriage for taxation benefits.

This thread is NOT about sex or being straight or gay, its about economics, financial planning, strategy and unity.

I’m aware of that, thats what I mentioned lol

[KeithParticipant 482]

I know you did, but I was restating it for those who may have missed the subtle message. . .

ONCE UPON A TIME there was a man who never found a wife and he lived happily ever after. The End.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Movie makers have already thought of this one. I’ve seen both and liked them, in this order:

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

Get screwed figuratively by the government, or literally by another guy, or both ways by a wife…

Damn… tough choices for a straight guy…LOL

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[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Don’t forget the damage a wife generally does to the children when she divorces. That can be avoided as well.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 11]

Make sure you pick those partners carefully there guys.

I’m celebrating the one week anniversary of evicting a parasite roommate. The microfiber cloth I used to clean ended up smelling like rotten meat after a couple of days. I’m lucky the mangina did not burn my house to the ground due to negligence. You must definitely live alone.

[Solid SnakeParticipant 255]

Keith wrote:

I know you did, but I was restating it for those who may have missed the subtle message. . .

My bad man, sorry about that misinterpretation on my part.

Single people end up getting taxed more than married couples here in Australia already in a way, we subsidise so many perks for married couples with children that singles or couples without kids don’t get.

Around 30% of Australia’s $150,000,000,000 welfare bill goes to married couples with children but people like to point fingers and lay blame for all of that bill of the 7% that goes to unemployed people, in a country where there is 785,000 unemployed people and only 150,000 vacant jobs going, c~~~s.

[DankMemesterParticipant 1]

Woah, living alone with another man? That’s just genius! Well, then who wants to marry me?

[sidecarParticipant 35857]

Anonymous wrote:

You must definitely live alone.

I see MGTOW Marriage as a paper only, tax shelter, work the system thing. I don’t know why people here are thinking it implies love or sex or cohabitation or anything more than a way to dodge taxes and other government imposed bulls~~~.

[experiencedParticipant]

Expatriation taxes might be brought into your decision. They’ll probably  [decrease/increase……………………………………increase]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expatriation_tax

http://www.irs.gov/Individuals/International-Taxpayers/Expatriation-Tax

http://www.kpmg.com/us/en/industry/japanese-practice/pages/2012-issue2-article1.aspx

 

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