Leaving my job – the leaving 'speech' etc

[Anonymous 38]

I’ve quit my job and am leaving next week, and the usual format for somebody leaving is a collection, a card signed by everybody and then a brief presentation where your boss says a few words, followed by a short speech from the leaver.

This company is full of manginas and c~nts (about a 30:65 split), and my preferred means of leaving would be either not to come in on my last day, or simply to have none of the above and to have a ghost/grey man/MGTOW exit.

I’m an introvert and I don’t like being the centre of attention, nor feeling like I need to please the masses. Particularly as most of the people here are not worth a s~~~. If I worked with a bunch of guys, it’d be totally different. But I work in a typical open plan office and well, you can guess what kinds of people are around me.

I’ve nothing to say to anyone I haven’t already or won’t say to the few people I value in person. This delivering of a witty, heartfelt and platitude bollocks is blue pilled in my opinion. If I don’t mean it, I don’t want to say it. If I don’t want to do it, I see no reason to please other people.

So I can either say something very short and pleasant (faking it slightly).
Say something sarcastic or true and risk creating an atmosphere / leaving on a sour note.
Or just tell my boss I want none of the above and ghost.

They’d still get me a card and gift even if I didn’t do a public display. I do not want a collection, I always found those things hideous and I am loathe to contribute to random people leaving my office (I either throw in a few coppers or simply pass the envelope straight on).

What would you do in my position?

[Will RobinsonParticipant 3479]

Phone in sick on last day

May you walk in peace and happiness, May you and all mgtow, near and far walk in peace and happiness.

[JakeParticipant 908]

a good start “you’re all a bunch of c~~~ ” is a good one.

[Anonymous 38]

Jake wrote:

a good start “you’re all a bunch of c~~~ ” is a good one.

“…. as management like to say, honesty is the best policy!”

Actually no management has ever said that.

[JB BooksParticipant 3182]

Don’t say anything that might bite ya in the ass later. Showing up the last day is preferable for it’s potential value down the road (you never know), but if you really feel like blowing it off, that’s o.k. Hope you’ve got a new gig lined up.

We just don't realize life's most significant events while they're happening. Back then, I thought, "Well, there'll be other days". I didn't realize that that was the only day. - "Moonlight" Graham

[Anonymous 5]

Burning bridges is a young fool’s game when it comes to your livelihood.
Being an introvert is no excuse for getting out of speech making. I’m an introvert and I used to specialize in talking to individuals and crowds for a terrific income.
The thought of making a speech will terrify the average man more than the thought of going to jail, so don’t feel too bad about it. It’s normal.

Play the game. Write a short but gracious speech thanking everyone for being so great etc and telling them how much you enjoyed and learned, working there,,,, and if there’s hamsters,,,, tell them you’ll miss them. Now’s the time to fake sincerity, lay it on with a trowel.

You never know, you might one day need a reference from them, or worse still, you might need to go back there to work one day.

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

I would personally pass on the speech. Even tho you would tell the boss NO some dingdong would want one as the gift is handed out, so say “Here is my speech, I have nothing to say. Thank you.”

If you dont want to keep the trinkets toss them in the garbage when you get home.

I would work the last day, its no different than any other work day.

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[Anonymous 38]

I go straight into outdoors work that will last till the end of summer, until I begin the training course for my new career. Hard, physical labour on good money. I couldn’t be happier right now.

Admiral Ackbar, it’s not about fear. I’m simply asking, “why?”. I fear insincerity more than I do disappointing the masses. I guess I am looking for a way to avoid the fake while not burning bridges.

My bosses already rate me highly and would have me back.

Anonymous wrote:

you might need to go back there to work one day

Although, I would sooner flip burgers than work here again. I never go back with women or with jobs, there’s always a another option.

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

YOU do NOT Gain anything by leaving on “bad” terms.

It’s just BETTER, for ALL KINDS of REASONS, to just LEAVE QUIETLY.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[AutoliteParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

What would you do in my position?

Say as little as possible. (I like JB Books’ advice)

I don’t like the ‘going away’ type of parties. You have to pretend to like co-workers who’d slit their grandmother’s throat and ass-f~~~ the corpse just for a job promotion.

Just bow out as quickly and quietly as possible without overtly offending anybody…

[AutoliteParticipant]

Old Buck wrote:

If you dont want to keep the trinkets toss them in the garbage when you get home.

When I was given my retirement plaque I just left it in the bag that it came in. I didn’t even want to look at it. Straight to the dump it went…

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

The last job I quit, I just didn’t go to work on my last day. If that’s not something you want to do, and there’s an expectation of a leaving speech, here’s your speech:

“Goodbye.” Mic drop, walk offstage. Grab a churro, get in your car, and bounce.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[LurchParticipant 3866]

If the speech is a social convention, i.e. Social peer pressure to give one, keep it real short. Say thank you, some BS about “pleasure working here” and then end it.

Sounds like the company isn’t worth getting all flustered and vengeful over.

Besides if you work in IT as a coder, then let your code do the “talking” for you. Digital bombs that fire off FU network messages, 6 months after you leave, is the parting gift that keeps on giving. Just be careful of file meta-data and version control user name logging.

Blue-Pill Virgin: Women hate me! That's what it is.
MGTOW Man: Hate them back; it works for me.

[It’sallbsParticipant]

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http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22508]

Anonymous wrote:

I’ve quit my job and am leaving next week, and the usual format for somebody leaving is a collection, a card signed by everybody and then a brief presentation where your boss says a few words, followed by a short speech from the leaver.

This company is full of manginas and c~nts (about a 30:65 split), and my preferred means of leaving would be either not to come in on my last day, or simply to have none of the above and to have a ghost/grey man/MGTOW exit.

I’m an introvert and I don’t like being the centre of attention, nor feeling like I need to please the masses. Particularly as most of the people here are not worth a s~~~. If I worked with a bunch of guys, it’d be totally different. But I work in a typical open plan office and well, you can guess what kinds of people are around me.

I’ve nothing to say to anyone I haven’t already or won’t say to the few people I value in person. This delivering of a witty, heartfelt and platitude bollocks is blue pilled in my opinion. If I don’t mean it, I don’t want to say it. If I don’t want to do it, I see no reason to please other people.

So I can either say something very short and pleasant (faking it slightly).
Say something sarcastic or true and risk creating an atmosphere / leaving on a sour note.
Or just tell my boss I want none of the above and ghost.

They’d still get me a card and gift even if I didn’t do a public display. I do not want a collection, I always found those things hideous and I am loathe to contribute to random people leaving my office (I either throw in a few coppers or simply pass the envelope straight on).

What would you do in my position?

Very, very short and pleasant. You’re leaving and thats the main good thing, no need to waste unnecessary ammo on the already dead.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[ZarathustraParticipant 2246]

Unless you are never planning on asking that employer for a reference I think you have to go to the last day and put up wit the B.S. Just my two cents.

[SilverBackParticipant 37]

Ignore the fact that they’ll feel anything. Manginas deserve neither attention nor regard. They would kill you for your MGTOW principles, keeping that in mind, show them no remorse. They do not deserve you to get tourmented over such petty feelings. They are irrational, keep away from those blue pillers as they might find a way to get you back on the plantation by creating an attachment to them.

[Anonymous 38]

It’sallbs wrote:

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You often post simply three dots. What does it mean?

[Anonymous 38]

SilverBack wrote:

Ignore the fact that they’ll feel anything. Manginas deserve neither attention nor regard. They would kill you for your MGTOW principles, keeping that in mind, show them no remorse. They do not deserve you to get tourmented over such petty feelings. They are irrational, keep away from those blue pillers as they might find a way to get you back on the plantation by creating an attachment to them.

Excellent thoughts brother.

[SilverBackParticipant 37]

Thanks mate. I am just speaking from my own experiencr. A company has no feelings when the times are hard. So should we.

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