Last time you had sex

[Ash NrahkParticipant 199]

Wow I cant actually remember. So that’s got to be years and years ago.
It was fun and don’t get me wrong I wish I had had sex every day since but I just couldn’t be arsed.

I still fancy it every day but I just don’t want the rest of the package because in time alone its just not worthwhile for me.

Been warming up to the idea of paying for an escort ( any tips welcome). Just seems like an honest option not to mention the cheapest option.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

About 5 years ago. Colleague came over (the same I mentioned in the Stifler’s Mom-topic), but I was so low on energy that she just sucked my c~~~, tough even that didn’t work (and she was great at giving head)… okay bad example, but it was the last sexual interaction I had with a woman, mid-August 2011.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Anonymous 6]

Banged the ex 8 months ago in Thailand, have a thing for Asian chicks, since then have been in monk mode, might consider getting an escort every couple of months but porn is a good release as well.

[chirParticipant]

Oookay.

This will be weird…

Good friend of mine is seriously into BDSM. He is a Dom and has literally women lining up to be Sub’s for him. Is he an expert with whips or something? Nope. He is an expert with electro-play. He has designed equipment for it as an electrical engineer. Basically you hook up her sensitive parts to electro-stimulators. I designed a midi software link for his equipment and now when he plays piano or music it translates to stimulation to the woman’s sensitive bits based on his hardware designs controlling the micro pulses of voltage. I have seen the results. He puts them into multi-orgasms for hours. I think its another form of pandering to women, but he is happy so I don’t question it. Anyway, there is backstory.
15 months ago one of his Subs took a shine to me and politely begged her Dom that she wanted me to bone her during her session on the “electro-table”. He came up from his basement dungeon and asked me. I thought on it, and told him: “Why not, I can say I have now f~~~ed an electrical socket.” She was also a very cute 5 foot tiny thing so my dick was all on board.
The experience was not what I thought. I double wrapped willy the one eyed wonder worm and it STILL left me with numb dick and b~~~~. IT F~~~ING HURT. She had electro-clips around her labia, attached to her clit and in her butt plug. He warned me I might pick up some residual voltage but DAMN he forgot to tell me that it might STING. So I have not done that s~~~ again.
That whole episode just reinforced my conclusion that people are f~~~ed up beyond all reason and so am I because I thought f~~~ing an electrical socket would be fun.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

@chir

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

chir wrote:

Basically you hook up her sensitive parts to electro-stimulators. I designed a midi software link for his equipment and now when he plays piano or music it translates to stimulation to the woman’s sensitive bits based on his hardware designs controlling the micro pulses of voltage.

I would totally use that. Here’s what I’d want tickling my b~~~~.

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[IAmManParticipant 228]

This doesn’t SHOCK me at all. Women are so depraved some cannot get off unless they are imagining or simulating being tortured. you don’t see many guys electrocuting their wet willies.

[Anonymous 12]

Russky wrote:

Keymaster wrote:

Morlock wrote:

Like most men though I lose interest in the woman as soon as I cum

I can’t thumb that up enough.

David D once said he had some foreign guy send him an email with a question: “Why is that that right after I come – I feel like I hate the bitch?”
Cracked me up big time

It’s not that i hate her it’s more like I realise I’ve just shared a personal experience with someone I don’t even like as a person.

Not to mention quite often the s~~~ they’ve put you through to get there.

Their games kill off any genuine feelings you might have had for them.

[MIKETOWParticipant 757]

The last time I had sex was the summer of ’09. So almost 7 years ago.

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

Last time I had sex was to a woman in 2014 who told me she was barren and couldn’t have kids she tried to get my screw her without a condom and I refused. Ended up nutting down her throat and the hoar loved it or pretended to so she could trap me into having sex with her a second time. After I was done I walked out and never called her again went monk since then.

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

Was around 2010 with my last girlfriend.I taught her how to suck dick.She was horny all the time.She was lazy in bed and expected me to do everything.

I got bored with her and dumpt her.

Women are a hassle.

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[kbbroilerParticipant 886]

For me, I’m so turned off by women and the way they are I rather just masturbate to some good porn and get the job done that way.

The fact is women are a cancer and even with escorts I can’t do it anymore. The fact is I don’t like the fact with my money leaving my wallet for sex.

Now I know men lie about having sex and so forth. The last time I had sex was back in December of last year and that was the last time I used an escort. Then for nonpaying 2005. Yep that long. The fact I used escorts back then and really got turned off with one of the regulars I used to see. I don’t know if she was nervous but she would not STFU. She kept talking and it got to the point to where I said this is like being in a relationship and I stopped.

The fact is the only thing I want your mouth to be doing is sucking my member and that’s all.

Trust me. I really don’t miss nonpaying sex because that even has a price. You have to pretend and all that B.S and the truth be known I want her to turn into a six pack and a sandwich after I finishing f~~~ing her. Straight up!

[Anonymous 12]

I hear you on that kbbroiler. One brothel I would go to had women who would trash talk a lot “I can’t wait to suck your c~~~ mmmm I love sucking c~~~” that might appeal to some men and good for them but for me it’s just a turn off. I’m paying, I know they will suck my c~~~ just like I know the pizza guy will make me a pizza. Do it, don’t say it.

Had a few happy ending massages too, a lot of those women talk a lot and aren’t great at massaging either. They talk about way too much and although I know they are whores I don’t need to listen to them talk about their boyfriends and how they don’t know they are doing this etc.

So even when women are getting paid they still can’t provide decent company.

[VarunParticipant 2981]

Egad! You know its better to keep threads on these topics on a bare minimum lest you want us younger guys develop some inferiority complex.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[Author]

Posts