Last time you had sex

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

There is a ton of guys here claiming this and that.
I thought it would be a good discussion to help us set things straight – Describe the last time you had sex.
I’m kinda drunk right now, so – OK I’ll start.
I never chase pussy anymore out of laziness and principal, so it’s been a long time
Last year in August I was at a pool party at my friend’s apartment complex with my daughter, and his fiancee invited her friend – some kind of skank. Mind you, his fiancee is like Amy Schumer squared – folds and all
Her friend thought, was kind of on the heavier side, but not fat – big titties and almost my size (I’m 6’3″). She was a heavyset, but not too ugly. The face was probably the hardest part to get over.
We chilled by the pool and drank, telling jokes. I never showed any interest in her because I had none. This was that kind of pussy that just falls in your lap for no reason
It’s funny but when we started talking about the current generation (she was 40+ I was 36) – I started telling her about the craziness of gender studies and feminism. Suddenly she started giggling and aroused. When the night was over – she tried to f~~~ me. We both were so drunk, plus she was the oldest chick I ever had, so I had a limp dick. I ordered her to suck it.
She refused accusing me I watch too much porn. I told her to f~~~ herself and passed out.
Next day we had chinese delivery lunch and more booze. We decided to go to a mexican joint for dinner.
I went home and took a shower. Things were hard because I’ve been drinking all week.
We went to eat and it was good. She asked me if I was aware I had to finish what I started
I said fine – I knew it was coming.
We ate, I took her to my house and we drank a bottle of wine she brought. We watched a movie.
After it was all done – we f~~~ed, and it was the worst f~~~ing experience I ever had.
She didn’t suck dick, she didn’t do s~~~.
It the morning she left and I went to work
Next day she asked if she could store her s~~~ in my garage- I told her no.
In a couple of days she asked what I was doing – and if I wanted her to bring more wine – I told her I was busy
It was the worst sex I ever had, and one of the only ones that came out of nowhere.
You’re wondering why I’m telling you this – and it’s because I’m drunk right now
But now it’s your turn

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[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

She gave such good oral that I screamed like a little girl and I held a pillow over my face to reduce the noise.

She was a feminist.

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[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

She gave such good oral that I screamed like a little girl and I held a pillow over my face to reduce the noise.

She was a feminist.

You gave me a new fantasy – a feminist sucking my dick.
How the f~~~ you Aspie MGTOW came across a feminist willing to suck your c~~~?
I don’t know how would it turn out though… See, I have this trick where I conceal the fact that I’m going to come soon, and then try to bust it straight in her throat without warning. And instead of eating pineapples all day – I’d be eating spicy food with tabasco sauce. It’s my favorite fetish – coming down the throat, but I’m not sure how that would fly with a feminist. Sounds too dangerous unless I get the bitch high off cocaine – then she would do whatever – feminist or not

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[TaxGuyParticipant]

A few years ago, with the ex, while we were still married. Nothing memorable.

I just don’t want to play the game anymore. Something about losing several hundred thousand dollars will do that to a man. Your big head might not out think your little one, but your wallet will.

And women wonder where all the good men are.

Order the good wine

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

6 years ago.
Been celibate ever since.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

On a random weekend about 4 years ago with an ex girlfriend. I don’t remember the sex but I remember about 3 days afterwards she called me up to tell me she had “forgot” to take her birth control the week prior to that weekend. Luckily for me no baby, and I’ll never f~~~ing trust another girl when it comes to birth control…that was by far one of the dumbest things I’ve ever done. I was still blue pill in a lot of ways back then, I thought I’d find a unicorn, but this chick force fed me a fist full of red pills.

Now that I’m a bit older and women my age are all hitting the wall and looking to settle down, I’ve simply realized that pussy is more risky than ever and I really haven’t had much motivation or desire lately to even date. Pussy has always failed a risk/reward analysis, but as you age and get a little wiser and your hormones calm down a bit it becomes painfully obvious how pussy is not worth it.

[IAmManParticipant 228]

I have gotten close recently but not because I wanted to. I(unlike the stereotype women apply to me) want a relationship and sex is an afterthought. I think it’s been 3 years. Wish it was longer. Sex was only enjoyable with my ex and that wasn’t always good. In a perfect world with unicorns I’d find a awesome wife and have sex after marriage.
I unfortunately had sex with a feminist when I was purple 3 years ago and let me tell you that was a bad idea. Don’t do it man… Huge risk. Well, actually it was only an hour long bj but she wanted me to do anything I wanted to her. I said no thank you. They are all sluts unless I p~~~ them off and I’m tired of it all.
Let me reiterate: sex with feminazi = worst idea ever. I’m repulsed thinking about it. Eww gross lol

On a more serious note I’m basically monking it.

[EntropyParticipant 902]

Almost 2 years, and it’s been over 10 years since it was actually fun.

"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" -BBR

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Zuberi Tau wrote:

6 years ago.
Been celibate ever since.

Since it’s been so long, have you ever noticed the longer you stay celibate – the more you get aroused by lower quality pussy?
I’m speaking from my experience – when I haven’t f~~~ed for longer than a year – I start finding some things sexual, that I’ve never would have found sexual before- like overweight bitches and cougars. S~~~ is disgusting.
I hate to admit it but I even find guys sexually arousing now. I’ve always been bi but will never followed through with it and never will. But when I had regular sex – I never even looked at guys the way girls do. S~~~ is disgusting. I wonder if I should hire a 18 yo girl as escort for my BD in two weeks just to get my head straight. Things scare me lately – it’s not funny
Or maybe I should rent an exotic car for a day? Jump from an airplane? Or buy a ball of blow? Or do all of that at the same time? Choices choices…

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[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

The best part was she couldn’t have kids.

She had her uterus chemically cauterized for female problems. Really, so no egg could implant.

In addition, it made her taste like saline. Going down on her was wasn’t unpleasant.

No menstruation either.

I wonder that sometimes, God/ karma looks out for us special people.

I picked her up on the rebound and I am a nice guy.

Her favorite show was the big bang theory…

But she wanted me to pay for her PhD in feminist studies.

To be fair I did love her but she was cold and I don’t think she ever loved me back.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[AFTParticipant 2726]

I hooked up with an olive skinned slender woman from Iran, around October 2015, I spent nearly every weekend at her place from Friday till Sunday for a while, because she lived 200 kms away, and I enjoyed the marathon sex sessions. She was all prim and proper and it was important not to let on that we were together, for her reputation’s sake in her community. Hahaha, so convenient for me on so many levels, I had to be aloof and distant in public, for her benefit and I got to see her hypocracy, trying to maintain her sweet innocent demeanor all the while getting pounded every weekend by my infidel schlong.
I became quite attached to this petite Persian, 9 years younger than me, feminine but playful and full of energy, I overlooked most of her hypocratic conduct, keenly aware of her manipulation, then when she informed me early January 2016, that the time came to move in together I was gone. I can overlook their hypocratic behaviour and endure some manipulation up to the point where it just becomes not worth it and that’s it I’m out.

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

IAmMan wrote:

Well, actually it was only an hour long bj

Say whaat? It’s either she was so bad she was hurting you. or she was stopping every 20 seconds, or you were circumcised, or you were smoking crack and drinking whiskey… how else would you and her survive an hour-long blowjob?? WTF?

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[RusskyParticipant 13503]

AFT wrote:

I became quite attached to this petite Persian, 9 years younger than me, feminine but playful

Hmmm. 9 years younger, petite – that’s my type. My XW was exactly like that – 9y younger petite, feminine and playful. The sweetest trap you can imagine. Congrats on dodging a major bullet!

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[IAmManParticipant 228]

Circumcision’s a bitch.
I laughed a lot to your comment though. +1

[OldBillParticipant]

Interesting question, Russky.

May 1st. A Sunday and a little late afternoon action. A marine biology grad student working on her master’s degree after a couple of years break.

Originally met her several months ago at an university music program, the usual “friend of a friend” situation. Occasionally met her at other functions. Not too ditsy, could hold her own in a conversation. She mentioned she’d never been to an opera and I thought Why not?.

One of the best things about going your own way is the ability to indulge in whims either with money or time.

Got tickets for the Met simulcast of Strauss’ Elektra and she insisted (!!!) on paying for her own. We met in Portsmouth and had a nice brunch before the 1pm start. She enjoyed herself, we had drinks afterward, and a few more back at her place.

I’m 6’1″, she didn’t quite come up to my shoulders so 5’2″? I’m 55, she’s 29. Thin but not too toned, what they call “skinny-fat’ I think. New England winter “tan”. Little “pudge” belly. Small breasts, the “pot-bellied” type where the nipples point up. Small areola with plug-like nips. Those are usually a sign of previous breast feeding, but no signs or talk of kids. She had a long torso with legs slightly too short to really match. With proportional legs, I’m guessing she’d be closer to 5’8″. Pubic hair surprisingly, I think it’s making a comeback. Trimmed, no designs or anything, more like a buzzcut. Clit wasn’t hard to find but wasn’t a monster either.

Definitely the aggressor. Stood up to pour her second glass of wine and then sat down in my lap. Started the usual “kissy face” stuff. Told me she hadn’t “had it in a while”. Didn’t exactly vocalize it but seemed surprised I wasn’t “paunchy”, meaning she’s f~~~ed older guys before. Daddy issues perhaps? Also said she had a diaphragm and made a show of going into the bathroom to insert it. I still used a condom. Never trust women with birth control.

Didn’t want much foreplay to begin, plenty wet already, said she wanted it “now” instead. Really enjoyed it missionary style, did the usual things with her legs to accept it deeply. Took a break after her orgasm(s) for some “in-between” play. She asked if I wanted head, so I stripped the condom off. After I came and she swallowed, I flushed the old one away and put on another. Round two was the usual gymnastic show women want; doggy, cowgirl, etc. It’s like they’re checking off boxes or something. She seemingly came a few more times while I just stayed hard enough to keep performing.

Flushed the second condom away. She made some little joke about my being a neat freak and I countered by saying I have OCD (Opposition to C~~~ Domination actually, not that I said that out loud!) We showered together, something I’ve never really enjoyed. Getting dressed was more “kissy face” time on her part. I was home by 7pm. All in all, a pretty much average experience.

Voice mail that night saying she’d had fun. Short message in return from me saying I’m was glad she did. Didn’t see her again until this last weekend. She acted bashful!

F~~~ing women, right?

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

OldBill wrote:

She made some little joke about my being a neat freak and I countered by saying I have OCD (Opposition to C~~~ Domination actually, not that I said that out loud!)

ROFL hahaha c~~~ domination lol I’m crying lol

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If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 12]

Feb this year in a brothel. She was in her 30’s blonde with a bikini body.

This brothel doesn’t charge extras and many of the women offer a lot given that.

She gave me head without a condom and agreed to c~~~ gagging, nearly made her throw up.

I was on a roll and asked if I could cum in her mouth which she also agreed to. Funny watching her run to the shower to spit.

She nicknamed me the “make up f~~~er” as I made her eyes water from the c~~~ gagging. I never see the same whore twice so they was cute too, her thinking she had a return customer.

When I was getting dressed she noticed the company I worked for and told me that she used to be involved in bank fraud. Whores always like to talk afterwards.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

April 27. Girl named Deidre that I see now and then… met her after work, brought her home, straight to bed, f~~~ed for about 30 minutes, shower together, back for another round, got dressed, watched some TV then dropped her at her car. NBD.

[OldBillParticipant]

Russky wrote:

ROFL hahaha c~~~ domination lol I’m crying lol

Glad you liked it, Russky!

Man, I re-read what I posted and I’m struck by how “clinical” it sounds. S~~~, it’s almost as if I wrote an after action report for a patrol.

The air of detachment I read in my post is one reason why I think I’m slowly sliding towards real celibacy. I’m 55, got to spend a late afternoon f~~~ing a reasonably pleasant woman almost half my age, and all I can say is “meh”.

If twenty-something trim can’t raise some feeling in me, what chance does dusty old middle-aged snatch have?

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

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