Just Say No: The Reverse Monkey Branch Winter Holiday Maneuver

[MonkParticipant 16975]

Definately the time of year when you need to know where the turkey baster is.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22503]

Also:

Watch your presents and stuff you give them around the Christmas holidays. Lots of women dump guys after the holidays. January 15th timeframe is a major time for women to break up or file for divorce. They get the holiday cash and presents. Then divorce and start getting a list together for more parting gifts.

Why the middle of January? That’s when the divorce shysters are back in the office.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

Watch your presents and stuff you give them around the Christmas holidays.

Two words: Cubic Zirconium

The thing about the holidays is once you know their game you can completely flip the script on them. They think they can get rich gifts out of you for the mere promise of sex. But you can much more easily get them to put out for not making any promises of anything at all.

Any sex a blue pill might get in exchange for a diamond is nothing compared to the things she’ll do for a red pill for NOT getting a diamond.

Keep them wanting.

[ghostParticipant]

sidecar wrote:

Any sex a blue pill might get in exchange for a diamond is nothing compared to the things she’ll do for a red pill for NOT getting a diamond.

I am tired of you always making so much sense, sidecar.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

ghost wrote:

sense

Not so much sense, because there’s nothing sensible about women, but more something you can use. Don’t get mad at their bulls~~~. Use it.

By all means take a girl out jewelry shopping. But say it’s for another girl, and you don’t know what to get. Tell her you value her advice as a friend.

Don’t actually buy anything.

Even if she doesn’t outright suck your c~~~ on the drive home, the frustration this will cause her will be amusing as hell.

See a woman wants rich gifts over the holidays, but what she absolutely doesn’t want, what she utterly dreads, is having to tell all her friends mid January that she stayed home alone with her cats the whole time. Even if all she gets is laid by you, she will tell all her friends (and convince herself) that it was the most romantic wonderful best holiday sex ever, which is something all the others’ shallow diamonds and pearls will never be able to match. Because she doesn’t even really want the gifts. She wants to “win”.

[ghostParticipant]

sidecar wrote:

Not so much sense as stuff you can use. By all means take a girl out jewelry shopping. But say it’s for another girl, and you don’t know what to get. Tell her you value her advice as a friend.

Don’t actually buy anything.

Even if she doesn’t outright suck your c~~~ on the drive home, the frustration this will cause her will be amusing as hell.

See a woman wants rich gifts over the holidays, but what she absolutely doesn’t want, what she utterly dreads, is having to tell all her friends mid January that she stayed home alone with her cats the whole time. Even if all she gets is laid by you, she will tell all her friends (and convince herself) that it was the most romantic wonderful best holiday sex ever, which is something all the others’ shallow diamonds and pearls will never be able to match. Because she doesn’t even really want the gifts. She wants to “win”.

I am already past doing this but your knowledge is extraordinary. Respect.

[BubParticipant 1403]

Ranger One wrote:

If my ex wants to reverse monkey branch, I’ll pretend like I’m open to it, have her give me a blowjob while I wear a condom, then take the condom off when I’m about to cum, jizz all over her face, face paint the word “slut” with my cum on her forehead, then boot her out of my house.

What girl wouldn’t love that for Christmas?

Just rolling down the road

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