Just Say No: The Reverse Monkey Branch Winter Holiday Maneuver

[JosephParticipant 274]

For those who live in the areas of the world where it gets cold during this time of year…..

Gold digging whores like to come back to men they perceive as beta buck cucks and simps to reverse monkey branch and cuddle under the Christmas tree or whatever the f~~~ movie they have playing in their heads.

Don’t fall for this bulls~~~. They don’t love you never did never will ever. Don’t spend a penny on these women. After or just before valentines day they will leave you again. Don’t date these dumbasses. Don’t take them out.

Gold diggers are extremely obvious, lack intelligence, and have no creativity. They get obsessed with the mindless holiday bulls~~~ consumerism mind control trying to get you to waste your hard earned money on f~~~ing bulls~~~ then when it gets warmer they go out in underwear and warpaint whorepaint fakeup and and fornicate with Chadrone and Tyrad.

Ignore and spend money only on things that benefit you that make you feel good and that make you happy. Don’t let them in. Give them nothing this “holiday” season.

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[ghostParticipant]

Great post and sound advice, Joseph.

[Anonymous 2]

”Tis the season for lazy whores! It’s amazing how women’s libido jumps during the holiday season. She’s got to use that vag to score a nice gift from beta bucks. Indeed Joseph give them nothing!

[Anonymous 6]

And stay out of jewelry stores……Unless you’re buying something for yourself. They have some great watches.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Joseph wrote:

Gold digging whores like to come back to men they perceive as beta buck cucks and simps to reverse monkey branch and cuddle under the Christmas tree or whatever the f~~~ movie they have playing in their heads.

They just want the gifts so they can show them off to their female “friends” in their eternal female struggle for prestige.

Anonymous wrote:

And stay out of jewelry stores……

On the contrary, wandering through a jewelry store with a woman this time of year can be very entertaining, especially if you have a little knowledge about gemstones and what they are actually worth. Just don’t f~~~ up and actually buy anything.

Keep them wanting.

They have some great watches.

Naw. Go to a watch store for that. Better selection. More knowledgeable staff. Better prices.

[ghostParticipant]

sidecar wrote:

Naw. Go to a watch store for that. Better selection. More knowledgeable staff. Better prices.

Sidecar for the win, again.

[MurineesParticipant 704]

Joseph wrote:

Ignore and spend money only on things that benefit you that make you feel good and that make you happy. Don’t let them in. Give them nothing this “holiday” season.

Amen. Just bought a 37″ 21:9 IPS superwide screen monitor for my OWN viewing pleasure. See how it fare for gaming too.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Tell her you’re celebrating Festivus this year…

[AwakenedParticipant 35203]

Tell her up front that YOU are NOT BUYING anyone ANY Presents this year, and that you stopped going out to eat/ movies/ drinks etc. because you’re saving up for a new fill in the blank toy for YOURSELF.

If she wants to cook you dinner, and bring it by and watch TV at your place then maybe you can pencil her in next week

She WON’T be calling you back again any time soon.

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[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

Reverse Monkey Branch hahahhahaah

idk why buts that really funny sounding. Like a sex move where one girl is in front of you and another girl is in front of her and the girl in the very front reaches back around the middle chick to jack you off

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

Oh and great post man! Great warning for some of us who have tons of ex’s in the high school city they just moved back to after college

like me.

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

[LurchParticipant 3866]

BuckFitches wrote:

Reverse Monkey Branch

Otherwise known as… settling.

Beta cucks need to remember this. If she is sauntering up to their door come Christmas Eve, they where her worse case scenario, last ditch solution to get SOME kind of attention/cash/prizes over the holidays.

Blue-Pill Virgin: Women hate me! That's what it is.
MGTOW Man: Hate them back; it works for me.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

Holiday Reverse Monkey Branch test; take a mistletoe and place it in your pubic region just above your dick. Tell her to pretend she is French and go to town.
If she declines tell her GTFO. If she accepts make sure you give her some egg nog.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[TwistParticipant]

Joseph wrote:

Gold digging whores like to come back to men they perceive as beta buck cucks and simps to reverse monkey branch and cuddle under the Christmas tree or whatever the f~~~ movie they have playing in their heads.

I threw my (artificial – Front Gate) Christmas tree out in the trash last month. It was liberating. It took a pile of bulls~~~ thoughts along with it.

I’ll spend this Christmas in my church talking to those who I miss.

But – a chubby girl is nice on those cold nights…

[Ever5Participant 1008]

Great post and great observation on why women are so interested when the winter is coming. Shopping and things, i always thought it was some old thing of the past, of winter being a tough time for survival

Truth has no place to live in the mind of a woman.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Hide the missile-toe and don’t drink too much, or may wake up tied to the plantation.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Mr. Spock wrote:

If she accepts make sure you give her some egg nog.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Anonymous 43]

my c~~~ knows she burned all the bridges. the only bridge still standing is the check the state mails her once a month for $470. There will be 33 more checks. monkey branching back to me is highly unlikely, and will be met at my door, gun in hand and a firm “F~~~ off.”

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

If my ex wants to reverse monkey branch, I’ll pretend like I’m open to it, have her give me a blowjob while I wear a condom, then take the condom off when I’m about to cum, jizz all over her face, face paint the word “slut” with my cum on her forehead, then boot her out of my house.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Jack HarperParticipant 2863]

Ranger One wrote:

If my ex wants to reverse monkey branch, I’ll pretend like I’m open to it, have her give me a blowjob while I wear a condom, then take the condom off when I’m about to cum, jizz all over her face, face paint the word “slut” with my cum on her forehead, then boot her out of my house.

You sure ‘paint’ a pretty picture…

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