Jehovah's Witnesses, GET THE F~~~ OUT!

Topic by

Home Forums Blue Pill Hell Jehovah's Witnesses, GET THE F~~~ OUT!

This topic contains 39 replies, has 24 voices, and was last updated by  Anonymous 1 year, 6 months ago.

Viewing 19 posts - 21 through 39 (of 39 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • #831909
    +5
    Narwhal
    narwhal
    Participant

    99% of the time, the person approaching your door to sell something doesn’t want to be there either. Someone else is putting them up to it. It’s something the Witnesses have to go through to get to the next stage or whatever. And the guy selling you pest control services is wishing he had paid more attention in school. No one starts their own business and decides they are going to sell door-to-door themselves.

    Ok. Then do it.

    #831912
    +6

    Anonymous
    42

    Tower, I think your claymores need adjusting!

    Don’t tempt me! I have a pachinko machine, thousands of steel pachinko b~~~~, paraffin wax, potassium nitrate, charcoal, sulfur, and a whole lot of know how and some serious ingenuity!

    #831918
    +6
    Ranger One
    Ranger One
    Participant
    16836

    Hey Ranger, you’d appreciate this story, in my 20s’ I used to go hiking in full cammo, face net and everything, no exposed hair or flesh, we would stand against a tree and watch all the college pussy hikers pass right by us, they would brush right by us and never know we were there! To the trained eye we’d be f~~~ed! But the rest are blind as bats in a cave!

    LOL.

    I did a trick like that in my ghillie suit once to my son-in-law. He was looking for me and calling my name, and I was laying on the ground at the edge of the woods, and responded with his name. He kept coming closer but he couldn’t see me, until I grabbed his ankle.

    All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

    #831929
    +5
    SH3LLZ
    SH3LLZ
    Participant
    5569

    And with this thread… I go my own way. JWs are peaceful good people. I wish you all the best.

    MGTOW for life…

    #ICETHEMOUT
    #MANOUT
    #HIDEYOURWEALTH

    #ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

    #831933
    +6
    Ranger One
    Ranger One
    Participant
    16836

    And with this thread… I go my own way. JWs are peaceful good people. I wish you all the best.

    MGTOW for life…

    #ICETHEMOUT
    #MANOUT
    #HIDEYOURWEALTH

    Oh, I like cats, too, but that won’t stop me from f~~~ing with them by hiding a cucumber behind them when they aren’t looking.

    All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

    #832028
    +3
    Badger
    Badger
    Participant
    2277

    States or provinces or whatever usually have statutes against trespassing on private property. If your property was posted against it, copy the statute, hand them a copy, and warn them that this time you will not prosecute, but they should tell their congregation that future violators will be subject to it. I had done this decades ago for a single person. It stopped the person from future violations.

    #832067
    +4
    GregB0
    GregB0
    Participant

    Big, loud, scary, loyal attack dog. Problem solved.

    This is indeed the Tower, by tower himself!

    I used to go hiking in full cammo, face net and everything, no exposed hair or flesh, we would stand against a tree

    Why settle for second rate protection such as canines!

    ​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

    #832087
    +4

    Anonymous
    12

    Been ages since I have had these cretins come to my door. My main issue with them was always their dishonesty, “We’re in the area to talk about Peace etc etc” NO you are not! You want to convert people.

    #832096
    +4

    Anonymous
    42

    Why settle for second rate protection such as canines!

    Damn straight! I had mean junkyard dogs and I an’t afraid of them! They can only bite, we can clamp down on them and break their limbs!

    You wanna bite me you son of a bitch? I’ll stick my whole arm down their throats and turn them inside out, or open their jaws to 180 degrees, then kick and stomp the living s~~~ out of them! Break a knee or two and see how much fight is left in a vicious dog! My uncle drop kicked a dog that had the add advantage of being above him and leaping off a terrace to attack him, he instinctively stepped back a couple feet and kicked the dog in the sternum and thwarting the attack with a big yelp! The dog limped away with some broken ribs.

    I don’t trust them and they don’t trust me! Every strange dog is an attack dog to me! I was ran down from behind by a German Shepard and torn off my bicycle when I was 11. I never turned my back on a dog since then! That f~~~er bit me hard!

    #832195
    +4
    Blade
    blade
    Participant

    All I got was sorry sorry sorry,

    A loose c~~~ i knew when i was young got that same answer . He pointed a shot gun at them . He ended in jail . Lol

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

    #832198
    +4
    Blade
    blade
    Participant

    I don’t trust them and they don’t trust me! Every strange dog is an attack dog to me! I was ran down from behind by a German Shepard and torn off my bicycle when I was 11. I never turned my back on a dog since then! That f~~~er bit me hard!

    When they jump up at you grab the two front legs and split them .

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

    #832205
    +5
    Blade
    blade
    Participant

    You live in the sticks bro . You need to deter them from comming down ya track . Get skulls of dead animals and put them up on the trees at your property entrance . C~~~s stay the f~~~ away . Trust me it works .

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

    #832207
    +6

    Anonymous
    1

    I hate anybody that tries to convert me to their Cult. Fastest way to trigger my rage. F~~~ those PEOPLE!!!

    #832215
    +3
    Autolite
    Autolite
    Participant

    I don’t mind the JW’s coming by for a visit. I just spew my Atheist s~~~ at them. When I make points that they can’t in anyway refute the looks on their faces are absolutely priceless… 😀

    #832263
    +3
    The Black Scorpion
    The Black Scorpion
    Participant
    2145

    “I wouldn’t want to be part of any group that would want me as a member.”

    -Groucho Marx

    The greatest tragedy in life is to spend your whole life fishing only to discover that it was not fish you were after. - Henry David Thoreau

    #832317
    +3

    Anonymous
    42

    When they jump up at you grab the two front legs and split them .

    That’s gotta HURT!

    #832798
    +2
    Crushhighlander
    crushhighlander
    Participant
    239

    As someone with very close contact to Jehovah’s Witnesses I can tell you that this is something that many people in the streets miss or ignore, all for the sake of preaching.

    I believe that some of the best people I’ve ever met are Jehovah’s Witnesses, and so are some of the worst people too. It varies, and mind you, they’re not perfect but more or less try to be reasonable with people.

    I’m sorry they ignored your sign. Hopefully they’ll jot it down and move along.

    No more hassles, no more nonsense, no more drama. Long live MGTOW!

    #832833
    +2
    MACHO
    MACHO
    Participant

    When things get a little more uncivil as unrest increases these motherf~~~ers will be met at GUN POINT!

    NO TRESPASSING MEANS KEEP THE F~~~ OUT!

    You could post a sign like this one

    You must own a better Crystal ball than I
    #838344
    +2

    Anonymous
    14

    I like to let them in the door MgTower… I have been doing this since I was 14… And then I question their beliefs until they no longer wanted to stay….

    True story.

Viewing 19 posts - 21 through 39 (of 39 total)

You must be logged in to reply to this topic.