Jehovah's Witnesses, GET THE F~~~ OUT!

[Anonymous 42]

I just had a JH at my door ignoring all NO TRESPASSING signs!

I told him to leave! That he was TRESPASSING! So where does he go trespassing on a PRIVATE ROAD POSTED NO TRESPASSING? Straight to my neighbors house! And LUCKY HE ISN’T HOME! HE AND I BOTH HATE THESE ARROGANT PUSHY NO GOOD F~~~S!

When things get a little more uncivil as unrest increases these motherf~~~ers will be met at GUN POINT!

NO TRESPASSING MEANS KEEP THE F~~~ OUT!

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

Big, loud, scary, loyal attack dog. Problem solved.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[Anonymous 3]

That’s a very real violation. No Trespassing means exactly that

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

What part of no trespassing do they not understand. I get that s~~~ all the time. When I tell them to leave and they head on over to the neighbors. I call the cops.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Long time ago, a female friend visited by Jehovah’s Witlesses answered the door buck naked. Problem solved.

In a similar note, I will respond to telemarketers by hitting speaker phone, and putting a hardcore porn MP4 on loud volume.

That or play “Anal Beads” song by the Pink Guy.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Anonymous 42]

All I got was sorry sorry sorry, when no way in hell will I violate a NO TRESPASSING sign!

If someone is lost looking for someone else, I warn them which way not to go or else they’ll get stuck or damage their car on the rocks, and I tell them the best way to get there, a totally reasonable person I am UNTIL MY RIGHTS ARE VIOLATED!

Wanna know my most resent adopted life’s rule?

If I don’t know you then you get the BOOT! Telephone, email, on the road, and at my front door! Just get the f~~~ away from me! Someone I don’t know? GET THE F~~~ OUT! Slam the door! Slam the phone!

SLAM IT ON THEM GOOD AND F~~~ING HARD!

[G.O.A.TParticipant 1459]

Trespassing, to preach about a narcissist God.

Money is God.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Anonymous wrote:

Wanna know my most resent adopted life’s rule?

If I don’t know you then you get the BOOT! Telephone, email, on the road, and at my front door! Just get the f~~~ away from me! Someone I don’t know? GET THE F~~~ OUT! Slam the door! Slam the phone! SLAM IT ON THEM GOOD AND F~~~ING HARD!

The fence that runs up to the house, and encloses my fruit-veg garden, keeps out both deer and humans.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[HermitParticipant]

“Hello friend. If you’d just allow me to waste several moments of your time, I’ll tell you why everything you believe is wrong.”

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Anonymous 42]

Ranger One wrote:

The fence that runs up to the house, and encloses my fruit-veg garden, keeps out both deer and humans.

#METOO! And my neighbor! There’s no free passage around our houses fences everywhere to forbid the wild animals free roam. Domestic animals would get slaughtered! I even electrified my pen with a high voltage livestock shock transformer.

This guy starts complementing me on all the work I’ve done in Tower’s forest of abandoned lots, like it was for his enjoyment!

Here’s this motherf~~~er on my road that I put 18,000 dollars into or else it was GO F~~~ YOURSELF and smash your vehicles to s~~~ because the corporation responsible for common property maintenance got a bullet to the f~~~ing head in 1974! And we pay excise tax on our vehicles to keep all other roads in town open and F~~~ING SMOOTH!

You have no f~~~ing idea how this feels! Hers’s a motherf~~~er that crawled up my ass to tell me my dick looks good!

[WPLParticipant 2390]

Last time they visited me, they handed me a pamphlet about the “end times” and made a hasty retreat. I’m honestly not sure what made them so nervous, unless it was just my appearance (they woke me up — I like to sleep in a bit on the weekends).

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

WPL wrote:

Last time they visited me, they handed me a pamphlet about the “end times” and made a hasty retreat. I’m honestly not sure what made them so nervous, unless it was just my appearance (they woke me up — I like to sleep in a bit on the weekends).

If anyone gets through my fence to visit me, their reward will be me donning my chartreuse-green-colored version of this kind of suit:

And I have very visible frog-eye when I wear the green suit. I need to have a superhero patch on it that says “GC” for “Green Condom”.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[MACHOParticipant]

I was told by a Jehovah’s Witness that only 144,000 people can enter heaven and that the rest will either live forever on earth or be annihilated. He quoted Revelation 14:1–3 and Psalm 39:10 to prove his point.

To get rid of them you could have used the only 144K that can be saved against them… tell them that by now all of the heaven’s seats have been reserved and you’re not going to pay a red cent for nothing!

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[HermitParticipant]

MACHO wrote:

I was told by a Jehovah’s Witness that only 144,000 people enter heaven and that the rest will either live forever on earth or be annihilated. He quoted Revelation 14:1–3 and Psalm 39:10 to prove his point.

To get rid of them you could have used the only 144K that can be saved against them… tell them that by now all of the heaven’s seats have been reserved and you’re not going to pay a red cent for nothing!

I am number 143,999. I just barely made it!

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Anonymous 42]

Hey Ranger, you’d appreciate this story, in my 20s’ I used to go hiking in full cammo, face net and everything, no exposed hair or flesh, we would stand against a tree and watch all the college pussy hikers pass right by us, they would brush right by us and never know we were there! To the trained eye we’d be f~~~ed! But the rest are blind as bats in a cave!

[HermitParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Hey Ranger, you’d appreciate this story, in my 20s’ I used to go hiking in full cammo, face net and everything, no exposed hair or flesh, we would stand against a tree and watch all the college pussy hikers pass right by us, they would brush right by us and never know we were there! To the trained eye we’d be f~~~ed! But the rest are blind as bats in a cave!

Did you ever jump out and scare someone? That’d been fun.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Anonymous 42]

Hermit wrote:

Did you ever jump out and scare someone?

No, not intentionally, but a few people that made us out were shocked and either s~~~ their pants or started laughing!

[MonkParticipant 16983]

More than 144,000 Witnesses have died since the cult was founded.

This means that either their predecessors weren’t up to the mark, or the current crop are wasting their time.

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

Ranger One wrote:

Long time ago, a female friend visited by Jehovah’s Witlesses answered the door buck naked. Problem solved.

In a similar note, I will respond to telemarketers by hitting speaker phone, and putting a hardcore porn MP4 on loud volume.

That or play “Anal Beads” song by the Pink Guy.

Why didn’t I think of that. I mostly let telemarketers give their speech for a few minutes and in the end say, not interested. Playing Porno would be fun too.

[Anonymous 38]

Tower, I think your claymores need adjusting!

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