Jedi Knights vs. White Knights

[Joe_b_wanParticipant 15]

Hi Guys,

This is awesome, no god damn women allowed/around!

It just dawned on me, within the past 48 hours, I remembered in one
of the first three episodes of Star Wars it was said that a Jedi
never gets married. (We have more important issues to take care of, yes?)

(Remember when Aniken Skywalker married Padmé Amidala in a secret ceremony?)

Anywho, my name’s Joe and I was going to sign up after I turned 60 (another month).
I thought what the fugg, do it now.

I’ve been a MGHOW since 1989/90, although not with as much money as I would like.

Even though I don’t make enough moolah to attract most women, some still are attracted to me.
(And I’m not interested.) I’m a happy man and I love to laugh and make others laugh.
I’ve come to the spiritual point where no disaster (WW3, martial law, forced vaccinations,
asteroid impact, etc.) can affect my happiness/joy.

I can’t say with any certainty how often I’ll post, but I’ll endeavor to make them count.

My adult life is no more exceptional than any other man’s, but there are a few stops along the way.

I have four goals for the rest of my days:

#1 – To grow spiritually.

#2 – To get in the best physical shape in my life.

#3 – To make more money than I’ve ever made in my life.

#4 – To serve my fellow man, woman, and child. (All humanity.)

And I’ll sign off with this little teaser, to be detailed later in the appropiate forum…

In marriage #2, I delivered two baby boys. The midwife wasn’t there on both occasions because
my wife waited too long to call her (false labor pains). It was just me and my wife. The
second baby I delivered was another man’s child.

I love all of you, even the lurkers, feminists, man haters, NWO promoters, etc.

Sincerely,
Joe

P.S. I’m a Jedi, but I need a light saber. Anyone got a spare?

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Hello & welcome brother joe_b_wan.

I like your style, Sir, though I’m afraid I ain’t got no light saber for you. Anyway, your attitude seems wise and noble (and isn’t far from my one) and your analogy is fitting. So again welcome home & may the force be with you and all of us…

Ned T.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Joe_b_wanParticipant 15]

Thank you Ned, we are brothers in arms.

I love you all,

Joe

P.S. The older Brothers guide the younger Brothers with knowledge. What any Brother DOES with that knowledge is called WISDOM.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

1. Welcome.

2. I don’t acknowledged the prequel trilogy. It made the jedi into weird monks and neutered Darth Vader.

3. A jedi with no lightsaber? I used to have about a dozen, but they burned when the exes hair dryer caught our room on fire. All I have left is my Force Effects ESB Luke lightsaber. I recommend getting one here:

http://parksabers.com/

I’m getting the Arc Wave with my tax return.

Fuck this planet.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

Welcome to MGTOW!

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[RennieParticipant]

Welcome to the revolution!

[Anonymous 42]

@ Rennie, don’t you mean evolution? We’re not fighting anybody, We simply stepped out of the fem-octagon cause we’re exhausted from fighting with our hands and feet tied.

[Joe_b_wanParticipant 15]

Greetings Gracious Gentlemen,

Thank you for your responses and well wishes.

On the next day that it rains, or is cold, or is my day off, I’ll respond in more detail. (I work outside.)

Take Care, Beware, and Be Good!

Joe

[Capslok SpelczechParticipant 108]

Hi,Joe, and welcome! I have to go along with Cap285 concerning the prequel trilogy’s quality, but your point is well taken, and I agree with you. All the obvious nerdery aside, Star Wars is mythology, and myths are ways of explaining the natural world. Women, all their whining, manipulating, and duplicity aside, are among the most compelling and coveted things that man encounters in life. Nature has designed men to covet women, often to our own detriment. The Jedi believed that ALL possessions and attachments eventually led to a crippling fear of loss, which led to a bottomless, withering sadness that poisoned life. Jedi were, in my estimation, very much the MGTOW of their galaxy, because they understood and applied the same principles that men in this forum explore and express: to consciously bypass our biologically and socially-conditioned reactions to women through introspection, intellectual rigor, strict physical discipline, and ingenuity. Women are born with and become aware of an awesome power to shape men’s behavior very early in life. Understanding that this power over men will lessen dramatically as her body ages, a modern woman often does shockingly abhorrent things to amplify and retain her power: wedding vows, larcenous divorces, child support, and sexless marriages. The Jedi believed that all who gained power were afraid to lose it and would do cruel things to keep it–and if you have ever been divorced, you have seen that concept up close. Hell, if you’ve ever even told a woman, “no,” you’ve seen this concept in practice. I don’t name it as such, but I strive to practice the Jedi belief system every day. I remain on guard against my natural human tendency to allow passion to blind me to my logic. For my part, the only time a woman–or anything–has really injured me is when I cared about her, wanted to make her “mine.” I have enjoyed the company of a few truly beautiful women in my life, and they all made me sick with possessiveness…which ultimately made me their wage-slaves, with the complicity of the church, the courts, and society. Here is the difference between a man’s intellect and a woman’s “passion:” I realize no one did that TO me; I allowed it to happen by not knowing myself. So today, I seek to enjoy all things “in the now,” the way I would enjoy a Krispy Kreme donut, with no expectation of reciprocity, permanence, or ownership. To me, this is the point of living. Show respect to all, but bow to none. Be inviolable in my happiness, my worth, and never allow my happiness to become dependent upon what a woman provides, because she WILL attempt to shape my behavior on the threat of withholding it. Welcome to the forum, and be mindful of the present, my friend. Our focus truly determines our reality.

"Higgins: Magnum, feed the lads, would you? There are steaks in the freezer. [Magnum makes an excited face] Very well, you can have one too."

[Joe_b_wanParticipant 15]

@ Cap – “A jedi with no lightsaber?” Yeah….well, it’s a long story and an embarrassing one at that.
“I recommend getting one here:” Those are some sharp looking sabers on that website and I can see why you’d have to wait for your                                                     tax return.

@ Deus Ex Machina – Thank you. I’m now officially a MGMOW. (My own way)

@ Rennie – Thank you. I’m now officially a MGRMOW, Man Going & Revolutionizing My Own Way.

@ MG-Tower – “We’re not fighting anybody” I feel that I am. Not the women, or the feminist movement behind them, but the communist and
collectivist ideology behind it all. I’m fighting the system, however you define that. If I can make ten dollars without the  government getting a dime, I’ve won. If I can increase the MPG on my truck, I’ve won. If I can make the
engine run on water, I’VE REALLY WON!    If I can go anywhere without the government knowing where I’m at (I don’t
use a cell phone), I’ve won.

 
@ Capslok Spelczech – “Jedi were… very much the MGTOW of their galaxy.” My sentiments exactly.
“I don’t name it as such, but I strive to practice the Jedi belief system every day.” Do you have a name for it?
“Show respect to all, but bow to none.” Amen!
“Welcome to the forum, and be mindful of the present, my friend. Our focus truly determines our reality.” Thank you. You seem to
be very spiritually disciplined. Do you subscribe to any particular philosophy? Do you meditate?

Your avatar, is that Gary Cooper in “High Noon”

[IronSoldierParticipant 55]

Women are born with and become aware of an awesome power to shape men’s behavior very early in life. Understanding that this power over men will lessen dramatically as her body ages, a modern woman often does shockingly abhorrent things to amplify and retain her power: wedding vows, larcenous divorces, child support, and sexless marriages.

Brilliant, Capslok.

[…Spectator 1165]

right iron.

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

Welcome Joe_b_won.   You make some interesting points.  Your earlier quote: “#4 – To serve my fellow man, woman, and child. (All humanity.)” – some of this is not for me.   Personally – My belief is that I am on this earth to help others when I can and, hopefully, leave it a little better that how I got it (in a small way of course).  I will not ‘serve’ women.  I work with them and can ‘assist’ them – within the bounds  / scope of my job description.  At home, I ‘help’ my daughter and sisters – again – only within the sensible bounds I deem to be ‘OK’.

I refuse to allow women MANipulate me.   I possess the innate ability to attract ‘opportunist mankillers’.  Probably because I have a ‘KICK-ME’ sign on my back.  WELL NO MORE!  I am OK being a jerk (or any other name women who can’t get their way want to put here).

I digress.   This isn’t about me – the greeting is about YOU.  My apologies for sounding like a woman.   Welcome sir – WELCOME!

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[fpmParticipant 3]

Howdy, joe_b_wan.

I also just joined.

Delivering two babies; I’m impressed.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Hello and welcome Joe.  I like your style; you present a good read 😀

More of a utilitarian Han Solo type myself.  Or an Indy, for that matter.  Not a knight by any stretch of the imagination, although I thoroughly enjoyed the first three released star wars episodes.

A big fan of Han blowing greedo away.  Yes, he shot first.  And one of my all-time favorite movie scenes is of the swordsman showing his craft and warm up moves to Indy, before attempting to slay him valiantly.  Until Indy pulls out his revolver and gets on with his day.

One thing is for certain:  I don’t like to see the two phrases “Jedi Knight” and “White  Knight”  in the same sentence.

The BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHHHSSSSS………..HAVE AT YOU!!!!!!!!

Welcome, man.

[Joe_b_wanParticipant 15]

@unencumbered Thank you. ” I work with them and can ‘assist’ them” Agreed.

@fpm Thank you. After the second one was born, I broke down and cried. I said “Man, I can’t handle this s~~~!”

@WillyT73 Thank you. I read that Harrison Ford got cast for the Star Wars films because he was a carpenter on one of the sets, and someone took notice.

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