Is it wrong that I found this funny??

[TheStormWithinParticipant 778]

I ran into an old friend while riding my bike at the lake/park behind my house. We got to talking, and he brought up a chick we both knew. He was friends with her, but I couldn’t stand her. I haven’t seen her in a few years. Anyway, he mentioned she wasn’t doing too well. I assumed he meant she was sick or something, so I asked what happened.

He then told me she recently found out her boyfriend had been f~~~ing HER MOM.

It took every ounce of willpower in me not to explode with laughter, but I managed to pull it off.

Aunt Esther: Fred, I'll have you know this body was blessed by Mother Nature!! Fred: Well, too bad your face was cursed by Father Time!

[BlacqueJacqueShellacqueParticipant 6890]

TheStormWithin wrote:

f~~~ing HER MOM.

And there’s the sisterhood in a nutshell.

[bstoffParticipant 4911]

Thanksgiving is going be be very interesting this year!
I wonder how mother’s day was celebrated.

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6254]

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

She should look at the bright side—her boyfriend likes old worn out hags so she has something to look forward to once she hits the wall and she becomes the old worn out hag. You see there IS a silver lining in every cloud if you JUST look for it!

[Anonymous 1]

He was a nice guy for sure.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

TheStormWithin wrote:

It took every ounce of willpower in me not to explode with laughter, but I managed to pull it off.

Why? Laughter is good for the soul.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

PistolPete wrote:

She should look at the bright side—her boyfriend likes old worn out hags so she has something to look forward to once she hits the wall and she becomes the old worn out hag. You see there IS a silver lining in every cloud if you JUST look for it!

Ha!!!!

And Storm, no it is not wrong you find that funny. Karma is a bitch.

[SESQUI ano estParticipant 2535]

I don’t condone it…
But I can’t stop laughing!

Everyday above ground is a good one. Everyday above ground while single...better still.

[TheStormWithinParticipant 778]

I felt zero sympathy. She’s one of those women who’s about 30-40 pounds overweight, but acts like she’s a f~~~ing Victoria’s Secret model. My friend hung out with her and her circle, and I think it was because she had friends that were much hotter than she was. That’s my theory, anyway.

But he also said to me “I just feel bad for her, man. That’s so f~~~ed up.”

I stood there thinking it was the most hilarious thing I had heard all f~~~ing year.

Aunt Esther: Fred, I'll have you know this body was blessed by Mother Nature!! Fred: Well, too bad your face was cursed by Father Time!

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

TheStormWithin wrote:

her boyfriend had been f~~~ing HER MOM

The mother-daughter pair will have their 15 minutes of fame. In a porn movie.

[xlrsnbrgParticipant 1786]

Easy solution: threesome. Everybody will be happy.

A man shouldn't make his life's objective to be on the side of the majority, but to avoid finding himself in the ranks of the insane. (Marcus Aurelius)

[Anonymous 43]

jebus on the cross the c~~~’s mom put the move on me twice when I went over to that bitch’s house for some stupid thing or another.

I told the c~~~ what happened and I was cussed out for an hour, as if it was my f~~~n fault.

Shoulda left that was in the first month or so of dating, 1995 I think.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

What a douchebag.

A hilarious douchebag! 🙂

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

You didn’t say how old the guy was, but even decades & centuries ago, there is/was a rarely-spoken about thing…. where Mothers would frequently “take care of of the boyfriend” so that he wouldn’t be so horny around the daughter and knock her up. One or three Stiffler’s-Mom -types have even semi-flirted with me too.

Nothing ever became of it, but a little “atmosphere” is not uncommon.
Doesn’t surprise me at all.

It’s not really HIM “f~~~ing her mom”, because it wouldn’t happen unless SHE really wants it to. Moms can certainly flirt up a storm. There was one who ALWAYS greeted me by saying “hiya handsome!”. Not even her daughter ( my GF at the time ) ever called me that, or greeted me that way.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 0]

MATDM…… 17 chad points awarded.

[SandalsParticipant 4254]

Apparently, this is so common that the bible warns against sleeping with a chick and her mom.

I’d bet this is not the first boyfriend her mom got.

I’d been in a situation where the mom clearly had the hots for me and was getting ready to pursue it. So I stopped going to the house. About a week later, the girlfriend called me all mad, saying “What’s with you and my mom???” I said, “What?” She said, “My mom said she gets the feeling you want to hook up with her”.

Girls always try to hook up with their best friend’s boyfriend. I wonder if this applies to moms as well? Any thoughts?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Sandals wrote:

About a week later, the girlfriend called me all mad, saying “What’s with you and my mom???” I said, “What?” She said, “My mom said she gets the feeling you want to hook up with her”.

Believe it. There is detectable and palpable jealousy/dynamic between mother and daughter. And the mother twisting it around to seem like HE is the interested one – just to p~~~ the daughter off – doesn’t surprise me either.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[TheStormWithinParticipant 778]

What made this REALLY sweet is I remember her saying years ago that all men were pigs, and she would gladly use one for everything he had.

Hell, at least she was honest, I guess, but still….hearing about this made my century.

Aunt Esther: Fred, I'll have you know this body was blessed by Mother Nature!! Fred: Well, too bad your face was cursed by Father Time!

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

Agreed KM. That dynamic is real. It may not be there with all mothers and all daughters, but for some it is there and it is unmistakable. As a much younger man, I thought I noticed something strange once with a girl I was dating re: her mother. But I didn’t quite know what it was. Her mother was married (apparently happily) so the idea of it never occurred to me.

I asked a very experienced and much older chad about it and he explained it this way: When you meet a girl’s father, he’s hoping you are going to be the most successful man his daughter could possibly find. He wants the best for his daughter that is possibly available. If you happen to be more successful than the father is, he will be thrilled, and will like you dating his daughter even more for it.

When you meet a girl’s mother, (some of them) she wants her daughter to do well at landing a successful man… as long as the daughter’s boyfriend isn’t more successful than the father. The father was probably the best she (the mother) could do. But that doesn’t mean she is satisfied with him, only that he was the best she could get. The mother wants the daughter to do well in the man-landing effort, as long as the daughter doesn’t do any better than she (the mother) did.

Women are never satisfied with what they have, and many are NEVER happy for any other woman (including their own daughter) who has anything they perceive to be better. When it comes to a man, they want everything that man has, and they want it to be more than any other woman could possibly get from any other man.

Once he explained it, it became much easier to see…

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

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