Imagine if You were A Woman

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Manboy87 wrote:

Holy s~~~. I can’t believe you and Keymaster actually think I’m a woman.

Are you actually pretending to be shocked?

Is it REALLY that far fetched?

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[BlacqueJacqueShellacqueParticipant 6890]

I getting some popcorn.

[GnosticParticipant 2491]

Russky wrote:

3.) They have to BUY a dildo, in fact, they have to be careful to select WHICH dildo they’re getting, because their vaginas are completely different in shapes and sizes. They get called whores just for owning a dildo, by the way. Asian women have smaller vaginas than women of different race. I have noticed some black women could only take so much, even though the black community usually have bigger dicks, they still seem VERY tight down there in porn. Not every woman has the “cookie-cutter” vagina exactly like every other girl has. This sounds so unfair, because we, men, only can use our hands immediately since we were kids, and it’s free

Oh the struggle. They have to buy a dildo and select it carefully. Poor poor things
This is some elaborate bulls~~~ scam. That’s all I have to say

Question is how a man get to know so much about dildo and vaginas? And so many vaginas of different race? Man already got his natural dildo so why a man would research dildo for women?

There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

[HammerdownParticipant 528]

Keymaster wrote:

Is this human life we’re talking about or a fruit salad Physical Challenge?

“Fruit Salad Physical Challenge”

Keymaster, you just named my band.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Hammerdown wrote:

Keymaster, you just named my band.

If I was part of a band….. I would name it “Rape Culture”.

I’m not even kidding. Think about it.

And now ladies and gentlemen… please welcome to the stage and put your hands together for…… “Rape Culture”!!!!

F~~~ that would be HILARIOUS.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[BoarParticipant]

Yup, this confirms it. The way Manboy is ignoring me is all the proof I need. Next stop: Litterbox!!!!!

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Manboy87Participant 68]

Keymaster wrote:

Manboy87 wrote:

Holy s~~~. I can’t believe you and Keymaster actually think I’m a woman.

Are you actually pretending to be shocked?

Is it REALLY that far fetched?

Oh, I didn’t see the part on the bottom of the video of the comedian that you posted. Let me read that.

No, I’m shocked that my post came off a very womanly vibe, and I’m actually a guy with hairy b~~~~ack and a dick. Maybe I just have a really bad influence by many women growing up. I’ve been around women most of my life, but since that pregnancy “accident”, I stopped hanging around with women and now have no friends.

I’m gonna go read that part under the video.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Manboy87 wrote:

I’m shocked that my post came off a very womanly vibe

No you’re not. You actually OPENED WITH THAT LINE:

“Prepare yourself, the article below will probably come off very white-knight/mangina-ish”.

You knew exactly what you were doing — BEFORE you did it.

Don’t worry. We’re prepared. It’s you who wasn’t prepared. Now go back and answer all of Boars questions. And then answer mine. It’s OK. We’ll wait.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Manboy87Participant 68]

Boar wrote:

Manboy87 wrote:

was trying to justify a woman’s crazy, pathological mind. I would write down with brutal honesty of how a woman would think.

How is this MGTOW?

What would have us do with this perspective? Return to the plantation because women got a raw deal?

I am smelling a lot of tuna….

I’ll try to answer… I’m a guy who’s trying to understand why women gave me so much s~~~ since I was raised by my mother. Why was I friendzoned so much? Why did I NOT get laid as much as those “bad boys” do? Why did I have to do all the work to get her approval?

Is she treating me like s~~~ because she THINKS she deserves to do so to me?

[Anonymous 54]

What the…?? Thats a female brain. It may or may not be in a male body,but its a female brain.So full of empethy for women.Hahah. wierdo.

[Manboy87Participant 68]

Boar wrote:

Who the f~~~ are you trying to apologise for?

Manboy87 wrote:

They hate their lives, they don’t care about emotionally sabotaging men, because it’s not their fault for being born to suffer women’s f~~~ed up body systems. They think they deserve to live the same easy human life that men are so lucky to live with,

Keymaster, get ready for the punt….

I know there are a few here who asked me why I apologized, but I really only feel bad, because they go through periods, cramps, birth, and menopause. I feel bad, because I have no idea how that feels. Maybe they just exaggerate to get away with doing whatever they want. I dunno, man. I was trying to understand why they treat me like I’m disposable.

I was raised by my mom, so she worked hard to keep me under the roof without a man, or at least, I’d like to believe. The men she dated were just dicks to me when I was a kid, because I wasn’t theirs. I looked up to one of the guys she dated who wore glasses, but she broke up with him. Then she married my step dad when I was in elementary, then divorced when I turned into a senior in high school. The step dad treated me like I wasn’t his. It’s that simple. No, “Hey, I miss you,” or “Hey, long time no talk!” None of that after 10 years since the last time I saw him. I had great memories with him, but I know he was treated badly by my mom, but he was the only bully I had throughout schools. I never experienced any bully in any school, but him.

I was raised into thinking that women were angels, and men are evil, so… forgive me for this weird mentally. It’s just something I’m trying to work with and adjust to. I’m trying to change.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

What the…?? Thats a female brain. It may or may not be in a male body,but its a female brain.. So full of empathy for women . Hahah. wierdo.

Men already have too much empathy for women.

• “Is laundry a drag for you? . I’ll invent a washing machine while you sit there and look pretty. ”

• “Washing dishes is a pain in the ass? NO PROBLEM. Presto! I made a dishwasher for you. ”

• “Cooking takes away from your ability to watch the Price is Right and Oprah? Don’t worry your pretty little head about it. This is called a MICROWAVE and I made to free up your valuable time so you would have more time for feminism and TV!!!”

• “I didn’t f~~~ you as well as you liked because I work too hard?? No problem, here’s a monthly check for you to f~~~ off and get lost.”

• “He’s NOT the father?? THat’s OK, you can still roam free and find another man to try and commit paternity fraud against.”

Where were we? Oh yeah. Women have it so hard. Please continue. Something about how picking out a dildo is a major hardship.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Manboy87 wrote:

I was trying to understand why they treat me like I’m disposable.

Then in what universe would you lay out X-teen paragraphs of “feeling sorry for them”.

Manboy87 wrote:

The men she dated were just dicks to me when I was a kid, because I wasn’t theirs.

Doubtful. Men are not generally “dicks” to little kids. Even when they are not his.

Is this what you mean by “being a dick”??
Because this is the best uncle in the WORLD!!

Manboy87 wrote:

The step dad treated me like I wasn’t his.

Well you were NOT his. So how is that a problem? Were you expecting him to just start disciplining you as if you WERE is own child? And then what. You and your Mom have him arrested for child abuse??

THERE IS A REASON MEN DO NOT (CARE TO) DATE SINGLE MOTHERS AND IT’S ALL OVER THIS WEBSITE.

Manboy87 wrote:

I was raised into thinking that women were angels, and men are evil, so… forgive me for this weird mentally. It’s just something I’m trying to work with and adjust to. I’m trying to change.

It’s really simple: Imagine if You were a MAN.

Instead of asking everyone else to imagine being a woman…..
Imagine if you were a MAN.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

would you rather bleed a couple of days per month or shave your face every other day?

P.S.: that paragraph nr3 about dildo sizes – there is no way in hell you were serious while writing that. This was some kind of mockery. You couldn’t be serious women are suffering because they have to buy anatomically-correct dildos. Give me a f~~~ing break!

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 54]

Asumeing your a guy..you have been trained to see the world from a female point of view. Learn how male brains work by reading ,observing this site for a while. Focus on logic only for a while. Math ,chess,wrenching.Forget empethy. You have to much of it. And for Christ sake guys ,do some fuking push ups. Upper body strenght makes you Male.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

F~~~, I just got home. Got about quarter way through. Whoever or whatever this is needs some couch time. Answer to all his questions: because she ate the f~~~ing Apple, and my guess is she wouldn’t give Adam head unless he took a bite. Done

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Anonymous 0]

Heheh. I’m enjoying the drama. At the risk of getting caught in the crossfire, I’ll put in my two cents.

I see three ways of looking at the OP. One can credit the OP as sincere, not care about the sincerity of the OP, or see it as insincere.

1. Crediting the OP as being sincere:

The OP was written by a young guy. He realizes that women are mostly harpies, but he has read some Freudian-style psychology and wants to psychoanalyze why women are such pains in the ass. So he writes up a pity-the-poor-women analysis with a focus on their sexual issues (a typical Freudian approach). He figures that he has some insight and wants to see if his theories catch any traction with other MGTOW members.

2. Not caring whether the OP is sincere (my own position):

As I responded earlier, basically the content of the OP is a moot point. Women are immature and self-centered. That’s all one needs to know. And who knows or cares if the OP is sincere, since it doesn’t matter anyway.

3. Seeing the OP as insincere:

a) Many MGTOW members are going to see the pity-the-poor-women analysis as insulting. Manboy87 said himself at the beginning of the OP that the OP is a bad fit for MGTOW. Well, it’s true. Most men here just want to get out from under feminism’s yoke and don’t have much pity at all for women. b) Furthermore, the OP could be read as subtle satire: “Women all suck and are hateful because they can’t find the right size vibrator.” What with the recycling of old penis envy theories and the focus on women’s gonads, the OP could be seen as a woman’s attempt to blow smoke up readers’ asses on a men’s website. c) Additionally, there’s the problem of the OP’s handle. “Man-child” is an insult that feminists traditionally aim at members of MGTOW.

Add up a, b, and c in the previous paragraph, and one could reasonably read the OP as a woman’s Trojan Horse. The OP seems reasonable from the outside, but it basically wastes everyone’s time with a lot of silliness about orgasms and vaginas and theories about how women are harpies because they feel pressure to be beautiful, etc.

As for me, I hold position 2. I don’t really care. I just used the OP as a means to push my own ideas in response.

[Anonymous 0]

Anonymous wrote:

Asumeing your a guy..you have been trained to see the world from a female point of view. Learn how male brains work by reading ,observing this site for a while. Focus on logic only for a while. Math ,chess,wrenching.Forget empethy. You have to muckh of it. And for Christ sake guys ,do some fuking push ups. Upper body strenght makes you Male.

Yeah, basically this.

@manboy87: If you’re a guy, then take some time to read the forums here in more depth and get a better feel for the place. This really isn’t a place for heavy psych analysis, especially by a layman. Get to know the atmosphere here better.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

I don’t really care.

I wouldn’t either if we weren’t already up to our necks in vagina worshipping nonsense.

I could’ve read past the 3rd sentence if I ever heard a woman say something like …..

“You know , it’s really amazing what men have done with the world. That I can step on a plane and go from LA to New York in 5 hours — and actually be served coffee and snacks IN THE SKY — instead of 6 weeks (or 3 months) in a buggy, where I would be lucky if I survived the trip at all”.

But you’ll never hear a woman say that in your life.

You’ll hear her complain the flight took 20 minutes longer to take off, though. About how you’re not doing enough for her. That’s always a laugh riot. “What have you done for me lately”. I don’t give a f~~~ about whether or not her natural bodily functions are “inconvenient” or “depressing” to her …. or that she’s some kind of victim for having to pick out a man-invented dildo to take care of her own orgasm.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Yea, and invente the gynolotromen to make that place habitable.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

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