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I think all women are committing suicides, very, very slow suicides as they age, and it’s a very selfish AND selfless kind of suicide. It’s really weird. I’ll explain…
Prepare yourself, the article below will probably come off very white-knight/mangina-ish. I just want to get it off my chest, because there’s no way in hell I’m sharing this with women and manginas.
I’ve been thinking about this, and I seriously could not sleep most nights because of it. Our lives basically revolve around this f~~~-up.
It feels like they automatically loose hope as they get near the age of 30. To them, marriage is for HER pleasure, HER tool to vent her frustration of how unfair it is for her to have a vagina in general. There are actually women who want to convert their vaginas into penises. They want to be like men so bad, because men have it better at life when they’re single, men are creators, men are original, men are clear and concise, men are successful, men are simple, men get praised for the work they do. When women are single, they can’t help but have the need to seek validation from men. I believe this validation thing is just hardwired in their DNA. They even lie to themselves thinking they don’t need men (when they obviously do need a man, in general, but I know not to take their word for anything), but she’s only doing this by instinct (without even knowing she’s doing this) because that’s really how mating works. Would you be turned on by her if she’s obviously interested in you and starts stalking you? Would your dick get hard for that? Really, it happened to me, and I can’t imagine being turned on by that weird girl who wanted to stalk me around in Elitches. There seems to be similar pattern of female animals not showing much interest in their mates (even though they are… or maybe they really aren’t?).
It’s so f~~~ed up to be a woman. I can’t explain the words, it’s just the most unfair, and the biggest obstacle in life. If I were a woman, I can see how I could feel exhausted just for being awake as a woman.
Ok, let me make a list of why I think it’s so f~~~ed up to be a woman:
1.) This list isn’t meant to be in chronological order, but this needs to be placed on the top as I find this the main instigator of why we are so screwed up… She has three times more orgasm than men do, and their orgasms even last longer. It may sound “amazing”, and yes, this makes me jealous, but I think it might be worst than being stuck on porn wanting to feel the orgasm. Our orgasms don’t last very long, it’s quite short (if we don’t kegel at all). Women, on the other hand, have orgasms waiting in their vaginas as they’re walking around all day. Remember, three times more orgasms. If I were a woman, I’d feel so horny all the time. Oh, yeah, I would easily hide the fact that I’m easily turned on without being restricted by exposing my boner in my pants, so imagine the amount of time being horny… Yeah, probably all day, every day, even in churches and kindergardens, and she’s not guilty for it, because she can. This being horny 24/7 is probably the cause of lowering her IQ, and motivation for getting anything done. Remember after we ejaculate, we suddenly become tired, and complain for not getting anything done, then blame others for our failures? I think it’s like that with women, but ALL DAY LONG.
2.) Women orgasm once in a while, and they’re good for a week without sex, because they got the best orgasms. A man orgasms once, but he needs more, because his ejaculation has a short fuse, so he keeps coming back for more. This creates a problem with both sexes, but men are kinda lucky on this one. Come to think of it, a good tv show is a story that keeps reeling you in by giving you little by little climaxes, instead of give it to you all at once. It’s more exciting to get a few small interesting scenes thrown at you instead of watching the story climaxing throughout the entire show, it would get boring fast. Know what I mean? She got it ALL at once, but it’s not that she doesn’t want any more, it’s that she simply can’t, because she’s… bored. Gah, it sounds bad for us when I say it, but I strongly believe we men are really lucky with this orgasm thing. Ok, another example, men read interesting books with twists and turns, but women read books with so many happy moments in it, hardly any climax for the story to build up, drama, just plain simple real-life moments that men already have. This is why women just have to go through foreplay first before sex. They WANT to be teased, they want to be challenged, but they almost never get to experience that from men, especially the prettiest ones. This kinda explains why romantic movies and tv dramas are popular for women…
3.) They have to BUY a dildo, in fact, they have to be careful to select WHICH dildo they’re getting, because their vaginas are completely different in shapes and sizes. They get called whores just for owning a dildo, by the way. Asian women have smaller vaginas than women of different race. I have noticed some black women could only take so much, even though the black community usually have bigger dicks, they still seem VERY tight down there in porn. Not every woman has the “cookie-cutter” vagina exactly like every other girl has. This sounds so unfair, because we, men, only can use our hands immediately since we were kids, and it’s free. I know they have clits, but seriously, they got CANALS with all kinds of complications in there, AND they’re THREE TIMES MORE HORNY than we are. Surely, they’re not gonna stop at only their clits. They would want more. This problem also creates the urge in her to just have sex with a guy, because it’s actually easier than having to do all the homework in order to buy a dildo discreetly. Guys just walk up to her every single day. All she can do is say yes to one of them to go have sex somewhere. We are that gullible. Yes, I’m talking to YOU, MGTOW, you’re still gonna have sex with her, at least, when she’s a 10.
4.) Menstrual cycle, cramps, period, blood, mood swings, PMS, etc. Do I have to explain this? We, men, do not have body system as complicated as women do. The worst one is we DO NOT KNOW what it feels like to have cramps. I was reading somewhere in the youtube comments section about what it feels like when a guy gets kicked in the b~~~~, and there are so many comments from women saying something like this, “that’s what it feels like when we get cramps,” and these comments get so many thumb ups. My god, I know what it feels like to be hit in my nutsack (a skateboard a few times when I was a teenager), but a woman just “getting kicked in the b~~~~” randomly, AND THAT IT’S NORMAL FOR THEM TO GET CRAMPS, got me thinking, “holy s~~~! That’s f~~~ed up!!”
5.) We automatically get turned on by women just by looking at them without having to go through foreplay. Of course, I have a feeling a woman is always turned on, but I think she’s selecting who she is turned on to, because I can imagine there’s no way she would be absolutely turned on by an ugly man with no money… Ok, I know I’m close, though. There’s something… It feels like I’m onto something, but I dunno what it is. Here’s another one… She wants to make a choice of who she’s picking to be attracted to, and the more attractive she feels around him, the more likely she’ll stick around with that guy to stay horny of which she cannot live without. I don’t feel bad for her for thinking like this, but this has to f~~~ with her head a lot, especially when that guy is obviously so nice to her, which probably often gets her into lying and cheating so much. When she doesn’t believe she’s attractive, this problem goes tenfold, I think.
6.) She depends on other people’s opinions. It’s what she does until she dies. She will ALWAYS care about what other people think, because it’s what she HAS to do to survive as a woman. She only shows interest in someone expecting two times more interest in return, because she would feel stupid if she’s clarifies interest in someone, and NOT get anything in return. It would feel like a loss to her, kinda like suicide. I can’t believe I’m saying this. It’s just such a difficult thing to tackle in words without making her sound like a bitch. I dunno how to explain this better. We all seek validation every once in a while, and I think it’s normal, but when women do it, it’s very different. They probably do it every minute of the day. Men are not ashamed of seeking validation, because they take a lot of time before they do it. They BOAST by seeking it, because they worked hard for it, especially in front of women. Women are ashamed of exposing the fact that they’re interested in what anyone thinks of them, but they still secretly seek for their approval. I think she feels like she’s a troll monster who comes out of the bridge and tries to walk up to someone to ask that person if he/she thinks this troll monster is sexy (but the troll monster is clearly not), and the person feels bad for this troll by saying with a generous lie, “you’re totally sexy!” That’s how a woman feels, I think. It doesn’t matter if she looks as gorgeous as Candice Swanepoel, she’s still going to feel insecure about herself, externally and internally. There will always be some jealous asshole to pop up by telling this Candice look-a-like that her nose looks too long. (I swear, I heard someone say this about Candice, and I was, like, “da f~~~!?”)
7.) Women care about men’s opinions more than they do women’s. Women generally lie a lot, so they turn to men for their opinions because men are more honest and straightforward. This is where women can easily feel lower than he is, even if it’s a good thing, it’s still f~~~ing with her emotion as a person, not a woman. It drives her nuts that everything she does in life is basically revolved around a man, and dependent on him. She wants to feel important in front of a man. Do you imagine a woman having a mentor, someone she looks up to, and follows her?? Did any woman have any mentor that she could look up to?? Mothers don’t count, because I hear mothers and daughters fight/disagree with each other a lot. Her mentor is often the dad, I believe. If she has no dad, then who is her mentor? Her older sister who gets drunk in parties a lot, but still gets good looking guys wrapped around her fingers to do everything she wants them to do for her? If that’s the case, then it’s still the men who got her sister where she is, a big house with a fancy car… She might be thinking, “Why go through college if my pretty, older sister can easily get all of that without a college degree?” Women are not known to “do the right thing”. I think it makes them feel too masculine that way. Anyway, she cares about what a guy thinks of her.
8.) Women go under the knives to appear good looking, especially when they’re often told that, as they get closer to the age of 30, there is NO way of getting her youth back. Even worst, she gets mocked for a certain “flaw” of her face, like big nose, or looking too manly, or she’s too short, too tall, looks like a horse, face that looks like a foot, etc. It IS true that people make a big deal about women looking good. Good looking girls get complimented, even though they have the s~~~tiest personalities on the planet, even 5 year olds have better personalities than them. She basically gets mid-life crisis when she hits 30. I swear, I saw a cute looking girl on youtube doing makeup, and she talked about how she got lip injections like she bragged about it, and she’s 19, AND every girl on her comments section supported her for doing it!
9.) Impossible judgements from other people by talking about her looks. If she doesn’t care about her looks and just be herself, she gets disrespected by being called ugly (even though she’s not even half bad looking). If she cares about her looks and not be herself, she still gets disrespected by being called superficial, or vain, sometimes even ugly if they go too far. She wears makeup, she gets called a clown, but if she walks around with obvious acne on her face, guys freak out every time they see her, even they avoid her like she has some kind of leprosy (and she misses the attention she used to get with makeup on, so she’s not going to stop using it, and I don’t blame her).
10.) Pregnancy. Seriously, a HUMAN BEING pops out of your f~~~ing vagina. I can’t imagine this. Blood everywhere, and the screaming. All we men do out of our sexual organs are these cute little sperms, and WE FEEL GOOD WHILE WE DO IT. Let me say this again… When a spiritual being come out of our sexual organs, we feel amazing, but when a spiritual being comes out of a woman’s sexual organ…
11.) She needs to rush. It’s irrelevant. It’s instinct. She’s nearing 30, and she’s freaking out, because she didn’t know she was supposed to be pregnant when she was younger. Even when she’s over 30, 40, 50 years old, she has the habit of just rushing, because she was so used to doing it for years since she was growing up. She can’t be patient like men can. She can’t think before she makes the decisions. It’s not her job to do. I believe women cannot make proper decisions without PERMANENTLY f~~~ing up someone else’s lives. It’s going to happen one way or the other. Sure, she can be a really great NAWALT, but then she’ll eventually explode into an AWALT then tell everyone to just deal with it, and there’s nothing she can do to control her urges. She can’t help herself. She just needs to get pregnant to feel her sense of self worth as a woman, and as a person. She doesn’t care about the baby, she cares about how useful she is. It’s like if we don’t have sex with a woman AT ALL, we’ll freak the F~~~ OUT, too!! We gotta have sex, otherwise it FEELS like we’re gonna die if we don’t, even though we’re not, but we can’t help ourselves. It’s who we are. We think with our dicks and they think with their pussies to survive.
12.) They feel like victims, and they can’t get to choose who they can mate with. They were taught by this f~~~ed up generation of how a woman should be in her role, and how a man should be in his role. It’s probably why feminism exists. First, they looked up to their dads, then things change when they hit puberty, and moms take over.
(kinda explains why they fight with their mothers so much when they turned into teenagers; I heard somewhere that mothers were the ones who advised their daughters to do disturbing things to men, just the things that would make any man want to curl into a corner in panic)
13.) Women with advantages of birth control. Our modern technology makes this female role even more unbearable, especially with birth control. I have a certain disdain against women who use birth control, because they’re the ones who don’t face consequences at all. They seem to cheat and sleep around the MOST and get away with it than women who don’t use birth control at all. It feels like women with BC want to take control of her destiny, her future, and this is how she can manipulate men on certain dates/time of the month to make their pregnancy scandals more DISCREETLY successful. How do you think this makes women WITHOUT BC feel? I think it would make her jealous and p~~~ed off, then she later gives up, because this horrible method seems to be working more and more, no matter what, and this good girl with good morals can’t win, and her motherly instinct is kicking in.
I just want to share this to maybe understand why women have so much hatred against men, so much jealousy, and why they seem to want to create calculous plans to depreciate both women and men. They hate their lives, they don’t care about emotionally sabotaging men, because it’s not their fault for being born to suffer women’s f~~~ed up body systems. They think they deserve to live the same easy human life that men are so lucky to live with, so that’s probably why they seem so coldhearted when they mess with men’s heads into slow death. Like, they show no remorse or emotion for what they’ve done wrong simply because they don’t understand how consequences work (they’re always punished with their messed up, scary female systems), and they’re pretty much spoiled for the rest of their lives, because of how bad men feel for them for suffering menopause.
Who the f~~~ are you trying to apologise for?
They hate their lives, they don’t care about emotionally sabotaging men, because it’s not their fault for being born to suffer women’s f~~~ed up body systems. They think they deserve to live the same easy human life that men are so lucky to live with,
Keymaster, get ready for the punt….
Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.
you are probably not a man and also not a boy.
MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.
Anonymous0[…] I just want to share this to maybe understand why women have so much hatred against men, so much jealousy, and why they seem to want to create calculous plans to depreciate both women and men. They hate their lives, they don’t care about emotionally sabotaging men, because it’s not their fault for being born to suffer women’s f~~~ed up body systems. They think they deserve to live the same easy human life that men are so lucky to live with, so that’s probably why they seem so coldhearted when they mess with men’s heads into slow death. Like, they show no remorse or emotion for what they’ve done wrong simply because they don’t understand how consequences work (they’re always punished with their messed up, scary female systems), and they’re pretty much spoiled for the rest of their lives, because of how bad men feel for them for suffering menopause.
It sounds like you’re trying to crawl inside a woman’s head and figure out what motivates her. Maybe you’re right, maybe you’re wrong.
Personally, I don’t care what’s happening in a woman’s head. When I’ve tried to peek inside, I get scared and back out again as quickly as possible. Women’s brains are too squirrelly for men to ever know what’s happening in there.
I just basically figure that women are self-centered. They’re cute when they’re small, and everyone pinches them on the cheek and compliments them. Once they hit puberty, they have 15 guys orbiting around them telling them they’re the center of the universe. Even ugly girls can have as many admirers as they want, if they put out a bit. This goes on until their looks start to fade. But even after that, feminism comes along and tells them that they’re *still* the center of the universe. Simply because they have a vagina.
And that’s really the bottom line. Women honestly believe that they’re the center of the universe, because that’s what everyone tells them their entire lives. So they feel *entitled* to engage in whatever f~~~ed-up whims come out of their squirrelly brains. Because center of the universe. Because vagina.
And that’s all I care to know about the subject.
I don’t want to imagine that.
Imagine a f~~~ing nightmare that never ends.
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F~~~ that!Personally, I don’t care what’s happening in a woman’s head.
This.
"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K
you are probably not a man and also not a boy.
That’s kinda the point. I was pretending if I was a woman, what would life be like? I was trying to justify a woman’s crazy, pathological mind. I would write down with brutal honesty of how a woman would think. Yes, I know, a guy caring about her pain would dry her pussy faster than a speeding bullet. Dunno why, but it does. This is the “nice guy” attitude. Been there, done that.
I believe a real woman would disagree with everything I say.
She probably wouldn’t like it if I’m right or something, so she would disagree to prove a point.
Anonymous0I just found an old post of mine where I talk about how I deal with women and their squirrelly brains. A young guy in college was asking how to handle women in school, and I gave him advice. Here it is:
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When going into a difficult situation, I like to think in terms of an easy catchphrase or talking point that I say to myself to give me the right attitude to deal with the situation.
For example, I’m a 60-year-old former Marine. You wouldn’t think that I could be intimidated by a woman. But I can be put on the defensive if a woman is in a position of power and she’s determined to give me a hard time. Or if there’s a bunch of hens all clucking together at me, giving me a hard time.
So my catchphrase is “Hamster wheels.” Women have their own way of processing things, and it’s often less logical and efficient than a man’s. So it reminds me: I have a smooth-running turbo-charged V8 upstairs, and she has hamster wheels. And that gets me back on track. I just focus of getting done what I came there to do. I don’t crap on the woman, I don’t give her a hard time. I just focus on getting my message into the hamster wheel clutter in her brain, do whatever business that needs to get done, then go on my way.
So maybe something similar will help you. Women can be daunting for a young man, especially when there’s more than one of them and they’re giving you a hard time. But just remember: “Hamster wheels.” Don’t give them a hard time. Just stick to the basics with them, get your message across, and then move on your way.
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was trying to justify a woman’s crazy, pathological mind. I would write down with brutal honesty of how a woman would think.
How is this MGTOW?
What would have us do with this perspective? Return to the plantation because women got a raw deal?
I am smelling a lot of tuna….
Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.
You’re over thinking it. Women these days are just plain immature. They don’t take personal responsibility, they don’t have agency (as if agency is something that can be given), they solipsistic at best and narcissistic at worst, and they require constant validation.
When women figure out how to stop seeking a man to compensate for their immaturity. and grow the hell up already, then maybe there can be a reconciliation. Until then, don’t waste your time; don’t waste your life; go MGTOW.
Anonymous0I believe a real woman would disagree with everything I say.
She probably wouldn’t like it if I’m right or something, so she would disagree to prove a point.
Some of your theory is basically a restatement of Freudian “penis envy.” And yeah, modern women/feminism don’t like “penis envy” theories.
Anonymous0You’re over thinking it. Women these days are just plain immature. They don’t take personal responsibility, they don’t have agency (as if agency is something that can be given), they solipsistic at best and narcissistic at worst, and they require constant validation.
When women figure out how to stop seeking a man to compensate for their immaturity. and grow the hell up already, then maybe there can be a reconciliation. Until then, don’t waste your time; don’t waste your life; go MGTOW.
^^^ This.
Hamster wheels.” Don’t give them a hard time. Just stick to the basics with them, get your message across, and then move on your way.
That’s true. All I can do is listen to her, and nod, and say, “I understand.” Do nothing of what she complained about, then I go back to do my own thing, but dammit, it’s so depressing if women really are that nutty.
I don’t get angry at women, or hate women (how can I? PUSSIES ARE HARD TO RESIST!), but this red/blue pill thing is like finding out Santa Clause is fake, but worst. It’s just hard for me to grasp the fact that this is just the way women are.
I guess my girlfriend is just too dumb to make a compelling, intelligent conversation, so I turned to this site.
Anonymous0Hamster wheels.” Don’t give them a hard time. Just stick to the basics with them, get your message across, and then move on your way.
That’s true. All I can do is listen to her, and nod, and say, “I understand.” Do nothing of what she complained about, then I go back to do my own thing, but dammit, it’s so depressing if women really are that nutty.
I don’t get angry at women, or hate women (how can I? PUSSIES ARE HARD TO RESIST!), but this red/blue pill thing is like finding out Santa Clause is fake, but worst. It’s just hard for me to grasp the fact that this is just the way women are.
I guess my girlfriend is just too dumb to make a compelling, intelligent conversation, so I turned to this site.
Yep. Exactly.
Manboy dude-ish, first I can’t believe a guy could type out that much stuff. Truthfully, I dropped reading and couldn’t keep going. It just started to remind me of my ex wife. You write like she talks, non stop forever.
I like your initial idea/thought but wow.
Peace brothers
You’re over thinking it. Women these days are just plain immature. They don’t take personal responsibility, they don’t have agency (as if agency is something that can be given), they solipsistic at best and narcissistic at worst, and they require constant validation.
When women figure out how to stop seeking a man to compensate for their immaturity. and grow the hell up already, then maybe there can be a reconciliation. Until then, don’t waste your time; don’t waste your life; go MGTOW.
Women just need to start admiring men more. I’ve always adored a blonde character, Daniel, in Girl Next Door (with Elisha Cuthbert), because she showed some form of admiration to the average guy in the first part of the movie. God, that woman never exists. Such a fantasy. I’m sad.
Anonymous0Manboy dude-ish, first I can’t believe a guy could type out that much stuff. Truthfully, I dropped reading and couldn’t keep going. It just started to remind me of my ex wife. You write like she talks, non stop forever.
I like your initial idea/thought but wow.
When composing your OP post, you should have taken the very last paragraph of your post and put it at the very start. It’s the best part of your post, but most readers probably won’t ever see it because they won’t make it to the end.
They call it an “executive summary”: You start with a tl;dr version of your post at the very beginning so that people can see where you’re headed with the post and decide for themselves how much attention to give it.
The last paragraph would have made an excellent “executive summary” at the very start of your post. Then you could kick off the rest of the post by saying, “Okay, let me spell that out in more detail.”
Just an editing suggestion for the future.
Manboy dude-ish, first I can’t believe a guy could type out that much stuff. Truthfully, I dropped reading and couldn’t keep going. It just started to remind me of my ex wife. You write like she talks, non stop forever.
I like your initial idea/thought but wow.
I know. It’s amazing. When I finished typing all of this, I couldn’t believe how big this post is. I was, like, “I wrote that!?” I went ahead and posted it.
Maybe if you videotape your ex while she’s talking, then show her after she’s done talking, she’ll probably say, “That’s not me!”
Sound familiar? lol
Men can leave the planet or land a robot on an body in space.
Look up at our
Scrapers with envy, our science and technology….MEN BUILT THE WORLD!
MEN BUILT THE WORLD!
MEN BUILT THE WORLD!
MEN BUILT THE F~~~ING WORLD!
GLORIOUS.
Walk the halls swinging your dicks guys.
With…Stealth…we go on quietly building more.
Let them watch O.
Testosterone gives us strength and confidence.
We are not on the rag one week a month.
FEMININE itch.
No wonder they are mean.
For some reason, this makes me laugh.
I remember some verse in the bible, I don’t remember which exactly, but Joseph (the dream interpreter) was really happy, and he was dancing around with his cloak in a big, fancy, rich house of his. His wife was there, and she said something that ruined his day, like a wet blanket. I think it was because she was not happy that he was happy.
Thanks, TwoStep. I will have to watch out for that the next time I post.
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