I just sent Jehovah's witnesses packing!

[Anonymous 42]

I just sent Jehovah’s witnesses packing!

Nice cold rush of contempt of person I just experienced. The entire property f~~~ing stinks of gynocentric mangina! I amaze myself at how fast I can tell what a person is thinking, a whole f~~~ing car full of clowns unload in front of MG-Tower’s, moments later a whole car full of clowns are driving away with pamphlet in hand condemning the already condemned MG-Tower! Twice a f~~~up without saying a god damned word! Little do they know I’m looking at them burn holes in themselves with such narrow righteous laser vision!

I could smell contempt and self righteousness the moment the car door opened.

Do any of you guys get solicited by these assholes?

Maybe God wants me to go to their Kingdom Hall and spear a few fish and fry a few mangina?

I could get into tearing some new asshole with the bible in one hand and the laws that offend it (they worship) in the other hand, but I’m sure that’s not how it works in any cult organization, MG-Tower doesn’t get an opportunity to speak. Just remain silent and swallow the streaming blue pill bulls~~~.

Was I wrong for evicting them from the condemned family campground?

Who the f~~~ do they think they are Trespassing?

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

In the end they are leeches, that’s the truth. Good riddance!

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

Did ya ask them to sing for ya tower????

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

😂😂😂
Every time I get in contact with them I tell them I’m a satanist
😂😂😂
They run like hell

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

John 5:23
that all may honor the Son, just as they honor the Father. Whoever does not honor the Son does not honor the Father who sent him.

Jehovah’s witnesses fail to accept this.

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[Anonymous 54]

They appeared at my door once when I was young.
Being nieve I was polite.They started showing up at my door, day after day.I got ruder each day, to the point I would open the door and cuss them out.
It went on for weeks, till they got tired of all the abuse.
Fools.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Religious groups come knocking and I tell em “thanks for the toilet paper”.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

They never tire of the rejection.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

There is documentary evidence that the founder of JW’s was a convicted conman

It's Time to get Wise

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

Was I wrong for evicting them

Not at all. There’s even a joke . . .

Q: What do you call a Jehovah’s witnesses in a bad mood?

A: Someone who knocks on your door and tells YOU to f~~~ off.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

I guess they’re not so popular with you guys either… Guys like the Mayor of MGTOWN and Terrence Popps are where the rubber meets the road for GENUINE CONCERN and POSITIVE ACTION!

Keymaster wrote:

Not at all. There’s even a joke . . .

Q: What do you call a Jehovah’s witnesses in a bad mood?

A: Someone who knocks on your door and tells YOU to f~~~ off.

Q: What do call a car full of Jehovah’s witnesses that continued further down my road where the rocks and potholes only get bigger?

A: A ruptured oil pan, broken spring, and walking!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

I guess they’re not so popular with you guys either

ANY solicitor gives you license to do and say whatever you like. They used to p~~~ me off , but I have fun with them now – like telemarketers – and I’ll even harass them with no limits.

• “You have a very sexy voice. What are you wearing?”
• “I don’t really have the money. Can I borrow some from you? You can pay me back later.”
• “Sorry I just farted. Can you smell it over there? Maybe you should open a window. I’l wait.”

I MAKE them hang up on me.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

[AutoliteParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Do any of you guys get solicited by these assholes?

Yeah, they’ve come around a few times recently. The weird thing is that they know I’m an Atheist but I actually get a kick out of messing with their heads. It’s kinda fun watching the confused look develop on their faces when simple logic conflicts with what they’re suppose to believe.

I think the JWs send their noobs around to see me as sort of a ‘training day’ type of thingie…

[IRuleMeParticipant]

FrostByte wrote:

They never tire of the rejection.

I know! Even women give up after a few tries.

[Anonymous 42]

Keymaster wrote:

ANY solicitor gives you license to do and say whatever you like. They used to p~~~ me off , but I have fun with them now – like telemarketers – and I’ll even harass them with no limits.

Oh don’t get me going on telephones and the assholes that think nothing about calling you during dinner, I don’t even answer the f~~~ing thing when I’m busy or concentrating! That’s people I know! People I don’t know I immediately hang up on the second I find out its any form of solicitation!

I should have sent them to the end of my road where rocks and ruts give way to trenches and boulders! Next time that’s what I’m gonna do! I’m gonna send them into the outback, it gets steeper and steeper then you’re rolling with the rocks under your tires with the brakes on! Like a gravel pit! I’ve seen Ambulances stuck, firetrucks banged up, even a garbage truck pop it’s driveshaft out! Not to mention the trivial oil pans, trans pans, exhaust systems, and the occasional springtime bogged down the axles in mud!

We’re from Boston.

(Brookhavenitus trogliditus) GO F~~~ YOURSELF!

[HitmanParticipant]

F~~~ them.
Self righteous assholes.
My friend used to use a water gun to spray them with. .

[AutoliteParticipant]

Hitman wrote:

F~~~ them.
Self righteous assholes.
My friend used to use a water gun to spray them with. .

Tell’em it holy water… 😀

[bladeParticipant]

Years ago had two chicks knock on my door i completely ignored the preaching and concentrated on hitting her up . Then it was like a week later had a husband and wife team . Just continued on about the chick the week before and ignored the preaching . If i remember rightly i had to up the filth . I beleave in god and jesus but jehovas are borderline tusken .

If they come back just concentrate on one of there wives and stare at her t~~~ .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

I love f~~~ing with telemarketing chicks . Tuning them up is funny especially the indian chicks

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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