"I had sex with my cat"

[OldBillParticipant]

Ahhh… x-rays of objects crammed up people’s asses. Talk to any nurse or doctor and they’ll have dozens of stories on the topic.

A relative of mine who worked in emergency rooms in Dallas told me that shot glasses are a favorite for some reason. Their wedge shape means they get stuck after a short insertion and there’s no handle with which to pull them back out.

The oddest story they had involved enemas. A man in his early 20s and his girlfriend were into enema play. Accordingly they experimented with different substances and eventually worked their way around to plaster of paris. That’s right, he had his girlfriend pump a load of liquid gypsum up his ass.

The material began to set immediately because that’s what plaster does. By the time he arrived at the emergency room it was too late. Then again, it was too late when he decided to pump plaster up his ass. I don’t know if they had to jackhammer the material out of his ass or not, but his rectum and lower colon were destroyed. The result was a guy not even 25 being fitted with a colostomy bag.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[Anonymous 24]

sidecar wrote:

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

“I had sex with my cat”

How is that even possible?

JoeBauers wrote:

She probably just put catnip on her bean and tilted her head back for a half hour or so.

Ouch. Cat’s tongues have raspy hooks on them for stripping meat from bones. It’s bad enough when a cat licks your hand. I don’t even want to think about that anywhere else.

The f~~~ was this woman thinking?

I guess you are right, that wouldn’t work at all. I can think of no other way it would work though … lol

And OldBill, damn, that is crazy.

[Anonymous 18]

That is animal cruelty. I know men don’t count. But that’s a cat we are talking about here.

Women love cats. And feminists are wom….. No actually… Just cats and women get along well.

[xlrsnbrgParticipant 1786]

I don’t get it. Is there a shortage of vibrators?

A man shouldn't make his life's objective to be on the side of the majority, but to avoid finding himself in the ranks of the insane. (Marcus Aurelius)

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