"I had sex with my cat"

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

“I had sex with my cat”

(This one’s for CPig. Enjoy)

http://www.ibtimes.com/kristina-michelle-brown-arrested-i-had-sex-my-cat-everyone-knows-bizarre-oklahoma-city-woman-tells

I came across this article and it made me think about CPig’s feral cat problem.

Kristina Michelle Brown Arrested: ‘I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows,’ Bizarre Oklahoma City Woman Tells Police
BY HOWARD KOPLOWITZ @HOWARDKOPLOWITZ ON
07/17/13 AT 2:29 PM
“An Oklahoma woman brandished a knife at her elderly neighbor, police say, after initially claiming the 72-year-old man told neighbors her secret: that she has sex with her cat.” …

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Arrrrgh, even secrets these days are no longer as good as they used to be, but hey sure yeah, we have all evolved a lot from the dark ages.

Well, ok fair enough but into what really..?

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Anonymous 42]

They’re always shoving things in that hole, I’m sure ER doctors have a long list of things they extracted.

[Anonymous 24]

She probably just put catnip on her bean and tilted her head back for a half hour or so.

[TuneoutParticipant]

Just when you think you’ve heard it all….

At least we know the MGTOW effect is working

Chicks are just getting more depraved by the day

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[GnosticParticipant 2491]

And poor kitty having to endure this for 9 lives!

There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

[BoarParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

She probably just put catnip on her bean and tilted her head back for a half hour or so.

I just threw up….

Tuneout wrote:

At least we know the MGTOW effect is working

So the next time we hear, “Where are all the good men?” we can just hand them a cat food coupon?

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

poor cat.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Anonymous 24]

Anonymous wrote:

They’re always shoving things in that hole, I’m sure ER doctors have a long list of things they extracted.

I had an urge to Google and find out, but it passed after I threw up in my mouth a little while thinking about it.

And lol at Jan’s, Boar’s and Gnostic’s comments.

[HitmanParticipant]

i posted a while back with one similar,regarding an old ex…
caught her with a can of tuna-fish, with her cat..
licking her clit.
pretty lady too…
and DEPRAVED…
.
not surprised ……..

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

F~~~ing sick!!

Anyone want to catch a disease that usualy is only found in felines?

Go ahead and f~~~ that skank who gave you “looks” in the club.

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

Decades ago a friend of mine did some construction/repair work in a womans house.Till she told him her pet goat is also her man.

Sick!!

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

MGTOW wrote:

They’re always shoving things in that hole, I’m sure ER doctors have a long list of things they extracted.

I had an urge to Google and find out, but it passed after I threw up in my mouth a little while thinking about it.

And lol at Jan’s, Boar’s and Gnostic’s comments.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

So back in the disco era it was like: “It’s raining men, halleluja…” etc. and now it’s a bit more leaning towards: “it’s raining cats and dogs…”

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[HitmanParticipant]

20 years ago my friend went to the E.R in manhattan..
next bed over was a guy with a barbie doll lodged in his lower G.I tract..( his ass )..
doctors removed it and my friend asked
” WHERE’S KEN ” ? ..
f~~~ing hysterical..
.
all sorts of things are removed from peoples asses..
light bulbs to deer antlers..
.
stupid me,
i thought it was ” exit only ” …Hahahaha!!!

[Anonymous 24]

MGTOWER!!! NOOOOO!!!

Hey, what is that second and third Item? I can tell the first is a bottle, and how did it get way up there?

WTF DEEZ WIMINZ DOIN?

I am going to go burn my eyes out with a hot poker now, be right back.

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

Anyone else feel sorry for the cat??

[AttonParticipant]

It’s a shame the cat wasn’t a lion.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[sidecarParticipant 35857]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

“I had sex with my cat”

How is that even possible?

Anonymous wrote:

She probably just put catnip on her bean and tilted her head back for a half hour or so.

Ouch. Cat’s tongues have raspy hooks on them for stripping meat from bones. It’s bad enough when a cat licks your hand. I don’t even want to think about that anywhere else.

The f~~~ was this woman thinking?

[AntipathyParticipant 4901]

Hitman wrote:

i posted a while back with one similar,regarding an old ex…
caught her with a can of tuna-fish, with her cat..
licking her clit.
pretty lady too…
and DEPRAVED…
.
not surprised ……..

LOL wowza. And yet us men are called the perverts of the universe.

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