I Got a Feminist

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

LOL! Good work, comrade.

[joetechParticipant]

I love getting someone like that behind me and flipping up my rear view mirror so I don’t have to watch their lights flashing. Then just cruise on until they pass me honking their horn and flipping me off. I laugh like hell at them!

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

starting beef with someone while driving a car is like starting a beef with someone while walking down a sidewalk with both of you holding pistols in your hands – pointless and dangerous. It’s also cowardly – people assume they’re invincible because they’re driving and think their vehicle protects them – which in turn causes road rage from people who want to punish you for arrogant cowardice (as they see it).
But it’s just me. I’m a king of chill when I’m behind the wheel. It’s almost impossible to phase me.
I’m always behaving with the same courtesy behind the wheel as when I’m walking on a busy sidewalk.
And you don’t yell at people or flip them off when doing that.
These drama queen tendencies and cowardice is nothing to be proud of
But yeah- if someone uses elbows to get through the crowd – he/she deserves some street justice. But if he’s holding a gun (or driving a car) – the smart idea is to get out of the way
Like my father said and what I also believe: the most important rule of driving – is to get out of a fool’s way

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[joetechParticipant]

Russky wrote:

starting beef with someone while driving a car is like starting a beef with someone while walking down a sidewalk with both of you holding pistols in your hands – pointless and dangerous.

Very good point. You never know who you’re dealing with. If I get followed I always lead them straight to the police station…which must make them think I’m on my way to work. I’ve never had a problem…then it doesn’t happen very often.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 11]

Russky wrote:

starting beef with someone while driving a car is like starting a beef with someone while walking down a sidewalk with both of you holding pistols in your hands

This is very true Russky. I wish I did not have a convoy of double trailered trucks running in the right lane blocking me as I would have preferred to just let her run. Even though it was just a simple rude c~~~, what if it were some nut job with a sawed off 12 gauge? What if I were the nut with the sawed off 12 gauge?

I was pretty much f~~~ed either way. I could drive at 90 MPH to please a c~~~ or drive behind the second trailer of a truck loaded with tree debris to please a c~~~. It’s not like I was running slowly in the left lane I was probably doing 67-68 safely passing the convoy in a 55 MPH zone. I just slowed to match the convoy and watched her give me a road rage show.

I will admit driving that c~~~ crazy was the highlight of my day. I’m normally a very conscientious and courteous driver though.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I wouldn’t go over 70-80 just to let someone pass me, but I wouldn’t be slamming on brakes to provoke a reaction. I also learned that a smile and a wave in any tense situation generates more anger than flipping a bird. If I want to p~~~ someone off – I wait till I see them and then pretend I’m dying of laughter. Most of the time I don’t even have to pretend – it comes naturally.

But don’t listen to me! I’m not an authority on driving etiquette by any means. When I owned fast cars (10-15 years ago) there were times when I would go over 100mph on a daily, blow through lights, pass on shoulder, drive at night with open headers, drive high, drunk, evade police, print out fake insurance cards, drive with suspended license and s~~~ of that nature. )))

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[BoarParticipant]

Skeptisk wrote:

When I first read the subject title, I thought he bagged a feminist using buckshot with salt/pepper or something.

That is what I thought. I was going to warn C-Pig not to have her stuffed and mounted over the fireplace….though most folks would only wonder why a moose had pink fur.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Anonymous 11]

Russky wrote:

I wouldn’t go over 70-80 just to let someone pass me, but I wouldn’t be slamming on brakes

I just let off the gas. The Ford F150 has much wind resistance. I bled the speed off very smoothly.

My favorite drivers are those who pass you on a two lane road and then drive slower than you were once they get back into the proper lane.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Anonymous wrote:

My favorite drivers are those who pass you on a two lane road and then drive slower than you were once they get back into the proper lane.

Maybe they’re checking you out ))

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 11]

While at the petrol station getting beer due to dealing with a jerk insurance adjuster, I spoke with some tree guys who are from Iowa. Iowa to Georgia is quite the haul.

There are f~~~ing trees down everywhere. The adjuster told me some of his claims are being charged $15,000 a tree. I told him I can bring on some Mexicans at $500 a tree. I think they are playing hardball with small fry like me due to huge losses on the other properties. My damages are in the $5K to $7K range so I got very lucky.

The insurance boys want to play hardball, then C-Pig has a few hidden totally legal cards up his little sleeves too. It’s all about who is in your network. I am now officially General Contractor on this project. I planned ahead for their bulls~~~.

Go your own way!

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

Kimmuriel wrote:

Notice this interaction:

1. Guy acts like a dick
2. Another guy calls him a dick for dickish behavior
3. Guy that is accused of dickish behavior readily admits that he was being a dick, gives details of the scenario, and provides empirical reasoning as to why he didn’t get out the way.

Men. We’re dicks, but we’re objective dicks who often, not always, but often concede to the truth when it’s pointed out to us.

Now, don’t go saying you didn’t ask for this…

[Veritech AceParticipant 699]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

I wonder why we are seeing so many 50 year old ladies with pink hair?

They do that because they think it makes them look younger.

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