Humor: Let's Create The Fictitious MGTOW University

[KaidoParticipant 2395]

I will teach Monk 101. How to get over women fully from using biological gross functions to their psychology to deter men who want it away from them.

What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science.

[Anonymous 42]

I’m too f~~~ing busy learning to teach anything!

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

-Moonshine Assembly. Self-taught with instructions from Tickle.

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

The mascot is, of course, an empty chair.

And every now and then the empty chair doesn’t appear and you get an Apache attack helicopter instead.

I recommend the purchase of an attack helicopter with all deliberate speed.

[Anonymous 43]

I guess I’ll teach Adverbs

[RumpoleParticipant 994]

Courses in Trollope . . . and trollops.

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

I’m all in.

[Broken-oakParticipant 75]

I elect myself for three courses.

Gunnery 101: Rifles and crew served.

Stoicism 101 and 202

Brewing 101: The beginnings of tax evasion through self production.

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

-Keymaster for University of MGTOW President

-Matrix to head the Dept Of The Final Nail: social media and the smartphone

-May 7 to head the dept for The Marriage Contract, Divorce, and Child Custody

Red Pill Bible will of course head the theology dept, and red pill readings of the book

DYD to head the dept of creative writing

Sky-O (where is that mofo?) to head the research team into cream pie gangbangs, and other expressions of female debauchery

I could go all day…

I will be a student, and enroll immediately. I could also be a lab instructor in spotting the signs your unicorn is getting plowed at work, or by your best friend.

The answer, is no.

[MusclecarGolferParticipant 637]

Administrator for new-student orientation?

[phoenixgod1995Participant 3352]

What about hunting classes?

Marriage and Divorce for a man is like getting a cactus shoved up your ass. It’s painful with all the spines that go in and it is painful getting all the spines out, meanwhile Wifey gets most of the money, your home, your kids, and practically everything you own.

[DocParticipant]

I’m back from my sabbatical and see I am eleigble for a black star in my absence.

I like this MGTOW University.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Anonymous 54]

Doc wrote:

I’m back from my sabbatical and see I am eleigble for a black star in my absence.

I like this MGTOW University.

Doc!!! You got it by Christmas!!!

Congratulations.

Ive been stayin up at night, chasein you around with plus 1’s hahah

Enjoy!!!

[743 roadmasterParticipant]

I will take gray man 101. The student that figures out I am the teacher and not another student gets the A.

mgtow is its own worst enemy- https://www.campusreform.org/

[Anonymous 38]

Anonymous wrote:

I’m too f~~~ing busy learning to teach anything!

The students will learn through observation!

[Branched offParticipant 10958]

These days universities have to offer bulls~~~ subjects like Gender Studies. We don’t want to be falling behind the times do we gentlemen.

There ought to be someone to take in all the freshers who have a gender identification problem -a Tuna 101 class- where the lecturer gently explains “you are girls, you have no place in a university. This is a blue place.” He can then show them some slides of blue places like polling stations and army camps and pink places like kitchens and nurseries before concluding (when they are properly triggered) that he does not really mind where they go but their place is not here.

There might also be a gender reasignment class where manginas who turned up were sent on a short boot camp, given a friendly hazing and then told to return when/ if their b~~~~ ever dropped.

If it is in the UK there must now be a complusorary class on not raping women taught to all male freshers. So it would be something like -“ignore women, wear a body camera on nights out, always take a mate with you, never go home alone in a taxi with a female…”.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Anonymous 38]

MA Evolutionary Psychology & Progressive Studies, course leader… MGTOWer!

[DocParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

DocDJ wrote:

I’m back from my sabbatical and see I am eleigble for a black star in my absence.

I like this MGTOW University.

Doc!!! You got it by Christmas!!!

Congratulations.

Ive been stayin up at night, chasein you around with plus 1’s hahah

Enjoy!!!

Aw thanks Old Sage. Made my Christmas.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Anonymous 54]

So can I stop now? Hahah

That Star looks good on you Sir!

Well Done!!!

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