Humor: Let's Create The Fictitious MGTOW University

[Anonymous 6]

Located somewhere in the American South, sorry Yankees and gentlemen from foreign lands, there is the premier institution of higher learning for men. MGTOW U. A fully private secondary school the campus is on historic property overlooking the coast in Virginia or S. Carolina.

Who is the dean? What is the curriculum? What is the mascot?
Etc.

By the way another institution would be set up in Europe for our overseas brothers. I’m partial to English speaking countries for obvious reasons so perhaps England, but something in Germany would be cool maybe. Everyone there sounds angry, at least that’s my perception.

What say you?

[Anonymous 42]

[MonkParticipant 17047]

Old Bill to head the Philosophy Department.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

If you don’t mind, I will teach no F~~~s given 101.

Class room will be in my moms basement, don’t be late, because I will be late… if I ever go.

All is selft study.

For the advance class, try to find MGTOWer in that jungle he lives in.

That’s it class dismissed.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[DocParticipant]

It’s gonna need a board of governors of some kind.
Faculty name?
What are we teaching?

C~~~ography – how to spot a c~~~.
And maybe Trollopathy.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Doc wrote:

It’s gonna need a board of governors of some kind.
Faculty name?
What are we teaching?

C~~~ography – how to spot a c~~~.

Well you just made yourself c~~~ography teacher, congratulations.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[MonkParticipant 17047]

I thought Carnage could head up Peace Studies, but then I had a rethink …

[DocParticipant]

I’m cool with that Carnage.
You can be my Lab Assistant for when we go in for the dissection of c~~~s we spot and snare.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[CthulhuParticipant 698]

Hindsight 99 lol

Why vote for a lesser evil? #ICETHEMOUT

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Monk wrote:

I thought Carnage could head up Peace Studies, but then I had a rethink …

There will be no more wars, if there is no one left alive to fight.

No? Prove me wrong.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[CthulhuParticipant 698]

Carnage…peace studies.. f~~~ing perfect

Why vote for a lesser evil? #ICETHEMOUT

[DocParticipant]

Monk wrote:

I thought Carnage could head up Peace Studies, but then I had a rethink …

Yessss Carnage can handle diplomacy classes. He’s perfect for that job.

Carnage – we keep the nuclear warheads in the cupboard under the stairs. Behind the shoes.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Doc wrote:

I’m cool with that Carnage.
You can be my Lab Assistant for when we go in for the dissection of c~~~s we spot and snare.

Nahhh too much of a mess, too much work, ask gargamel he might like that one.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Doc wrote:

Monk wrote:

I thought Carnage could head up Peace Studies, but then I had a rethink …

Yessss Carnage can handle diplomacy classes. He’s perfect for that job.

Carnage – we keep the nuclear warheads in the cupboard under the stairs. Behind the shoes.

You sure know how sweet talk.

MGTOWER for full no f~~~s given class.

Im gonna have some nuk… shoes.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[DocParticipant]

Carnage wrote:

DocDJ wrote:

I’m cool with that Carnage.
You can be my Lab Assistant for when we go in for the dissection of c~~~s we spot and snare.

Nahhh too much of a mess, too much work, ask gargamel he might like that one.

Mess? Carnage? Two words that appear to be almost synonymous.
Ok how about cookery?

We could have a shine still out back.

Anyone good on the mash?

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Anonymous 54]

I will teach,,

Spelling of course!!!

[DocParticipant]

I’m taking a sabbatical.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Hahahaha this doc is funny.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[CataphractParticipant 2656]

Also we need STEM fields with university research into fields like making better sexbots, better male contraceptives, ways to turn down or even turn off a man’s sex-drive and don’t forget artificial wombs and trans-humanist technologies.

Marriage: About as appealing as wood-chipper diving.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Anonymous wrote:

I will teach,,

Spelling of course!!!

Hah! 😀

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

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