Humor: How Women Can Get A Guy To Like Them Via Online Profile

[Anonymous 12]

Maverick wrote:

Morlock wrote:

For a start how about letting people know what YOU bring to the table. All we ever see is “I want x, you must be x, you mustn’t be x etc etc”

And drop the political rants and the photos with duck face and fake mustache and oh hell… you won’t listen as you think men should feel honored to be around you and I just don’t care.

What’s with the fake mustache thing? It isn’t as big as it was a couple years ago when half the profiles had chicks with fake mustaches. Further evidence of the hive mind!

Yeah it was really common a few years back. Fake mustache, duck face. Now it is animal ears pasted on, some silly fairy like images somewhere in the pic.

They are all exactly the same.

[MaverickParticipant 811]

Anonymous wrote:

Maverick wrote:

Morlock wrote:

For a start how about letting people know what YOU bring to the table. All we ever see is “I want x, you must be x, you mustn’t be x etc etc”

And drop the political rants and the photos with duck face and fake mustache and oh hell… you won’t listen as you think men should feel honored to be around you and I just don’t care.

What’s with the fake mustache thing? It isn’t as big as it was a couple years ago when half the profiles had chicks with fake mustaches. Further evidence of the hive mind!

Yeah it was really common a few years back. Fake mustache, duck face. Now it is animal ears pasted on, some silly fairy like images somewhere in the pic.

They are all exactly the same.

Yeah those stupid snapchat graphics! No originality!

Before I deleted my profile, I was seeing a lot of Disney and super hero movie rubbish (no offense go guys here that like super hero movies but are THEY really interested in them or just like it because that’s what’s popular?). Disney, the same company that screwed up ESPN and is trying to monopolize their empire.

[MaverickParticipant 811]

BTW call them out on any of this copy cat hive minded stuff and they get really p~~~ed off!

[MonkParticipant 17026]

MarketWatcher wrote:

This article should be called how to be fake enough to trap a man.

I thought that they are all fakes anyway. All that varies is the number of layers.

[bagsofsandParticipant 1391]

Funny article, and I see it’s fresh (July 6, 2018). First time I actually see an article like this, or this is very rare to find.

C~~~s are starting to realize they won’t trap a quality man online if they just keep up their extreme self-entitlement, narcissism, spoiled behaviour, bitchy attitude, and boring personalities. They’re starting to realize it takes more than owning a snatch to actually lure in, and KEEP a quality man.

Too late, c~~~s!

Just this first paragraph;

1. You’re making demands.

Most men prefer a woman who is pleasant and easy to please. So, the minute you start making demands in your profile, that good man is gone. You want to let readers know you have preferences but that you’re also a nice person.

What words should you avoid? The most offensive word is “must” as in “must like dogs,” “must be a vegetarian,” or “must be a man of faith.” It’s OK to prefer these things, but soften up the language. For example, if you want a religious guy, try, “A man with a strong faith gets bonus points.”

I never understood how writing demands like “you MUST like dogs”, “you MUST be funny”, “you MUST be yadayadayada” could in ANY WAY be charming to read for the man.
A s~~~load of demands before the date even begins.
How about you let me know what YOU can bring to the table, and how YOU can give ME a good time (besides posting your generic selfie)?

Don’t these bitches have ANY common sense, and basic tact? WTF is wrong with these people?

Well, not that it matters. Generally, men on dating sites are blue pilled SIMPS and will take anything they can get, and quality men know they must be avoid these human junkyards called “online dating sites” at all costs.

So in order to start off on the right foot with your new relationship, you’re going to need to make sure that your profile is a brilliant reflection of the best parts of yourself. Crazy as this sounds, your online dating profile is actually a form of advertising.

Umm, how is it CRAZY to actually present yourself in a charming, and kind way, instead of just bitching about all your demands from the get-go??
These people can’t even see how F~~~ED UP they are.

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

Ladies, the entire scope of what will be expected of you in the relationship takes less work than a summer internship.

Be pleasant, have dinner ready, don’t rape or kill my kids, dont get fat. You can’t even handle that.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

In a nutshell, do what women have been doing to men for thousands of years; misrepresent yourself and lie.
Same play just a different formation.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

Carnage wrote:

Let’s face it women don’t even like museums, they just wanna brag in Facebook about how educated they are, when was the last time you saw a woman go alone to a museum?

I always doubt about everything that a c~~~ says that she likes until proven otherwise.

Arts, music, museums, movies (anything besides chickflix), games, cars, camping, hiking, surf, etc…

They usually pretend to like because of the status that it brings to them.

Here one “magic” trick is to say that they like car tunning and soccer, basically all guys between 15-35 are into at least one of these things. Wear a sports team tshirt and sit drinking beer doesn’t require any effort, and it is usually what is needed to make them get some extra points with their simps.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

90% of match profiles for women break nearly all the rules she lays out.

Women don’t have a clue about men. And don’t care to. They are entitled.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

The “Mommy Bragging” always got under my craw.

I have a small black cat, and she “raised” and was a “mommy” to my Black Lab.

For f~~~’s sake, my f~~~ing cat can be a “mommy” !

That is not f~~~ing impressive !

It also keeps me thinking of a friend of mine years back who went through an ugly divorce and his ex was so incompetent as a mother the courts ended up begging him to take full custody of his son.

“My German Shepard is a better mother than my ex ! At least she took good care of all five of her puppies !”

You can’t brag about something a house pet can do !

Frank V.

[Anonymous 1]

It’s arguable most women don’t have to do anything to boost their online profile.

There’s an army of mindless simps that would f~~~ a quadriplegic with aids so long as it has a vagina.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

90% of match profiles for women break nearly all the rules she lays out.

Women don’t have a clue about men. And don’t care to. They are entitled.

Eventually they learn they are entitled to their cats.

I haven’t done any research on this, but somehow I suspect that men’s profiles are up on dating sites for a few months, max, before they admit what a dumpster dive online dating is. Meanwhile women’s online dating profiles stay up for years and years and years.

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