Humor: How Women Can Get A Guy To Like Them Via Online Profile

[Anonymous 6]

https://www.yourtango.com/experts/RonnieAnnRyan/how-to-get-guy-like-you-make-online-dating-apps-profile-attractive

As a public service announcement I’m posting the above listed link so that you guys aren’t bamboozled by the sirens when you go online. You’ve been warned!

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

This article should be called how to be fake enough to trap a man.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

Simple…Dont date…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[Anonymous 7]

MarketWatcher wrote:

This article should be called how to be fake enough to trap a man.

Right?

I have never tried online dating and I don’t plan to start.

They are all like Children of the Corn in grown-up bodies.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

Things are pretty rough to make c~~~s click on s~~~ like these.
Based on the amount of desperate dicks out there, if a c~~~ need to follow this s~~~ to get someone to talk to her online, it must be a hell of a loser.
A c~~~ post any s~~~ online, there are tons of dudes there paying attention to her, she can post “my asshole is itchy, can someone help me ?”, and I bet that there will be at least one mangina willing to save her from anal lice !

As the MGTOW quote says

Online dating is like fishing on the toilet. Even if you catch something, it will literally s~~~.

[Anonymous 7]

Solid wrote:

Things are pretty rough to make c~~~s click on s~~~ like these.

Even a land wale can snag a dick anytime she wants.
No, they click on s~~~ like this to snag a bigger, better wallet.

Pure f~~~ing monkey branch.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Im a monk, but still will click on it just for s~~~s.

Dis gunna git patetic.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

Anonymous wrote:

No, they click on s~~~ like this to snag a bigger, better wallet.

Good point, I forgot for a moment of their “I always can do better” approach to everything.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

MarketWatcher wrote:

This article should be called how to be fake enough to trap a man.

If so is missing the “I’m on the pill”, because this tactic worked with several of my friends and trapped them ! HAHAHA

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Yup is a list of hide the s~~~ and make the idiot fall for you.

“Leave kids out of your profile”

“Don’t talk about dinners and travel” wich means “hide you are high manteinance”

“Don’t say you like ballet, museum etc,” meaning “try to match his likes till he falls for you”

Let’s face it women don’t even like museums, they just wanna brag in Facebook about how educated they are, when was the last time you saw a woman go alone to a museum?

I went to louvre museum with my ex wife, we saw the Mona Lisa (is more a cliche than anything now), but there was nothing else she knew or wanted to see, i on the other hand was interested in the Sumerian collection, specially the pazuzu demon statue.

If I could, I wold steal the statue.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

This is online dating:

Sure they may try to optimize their sales pitch, but consider the context. Are you really going to believe anything you see scrawled on a dumpster?

This article basically tells women not to announce up front in their posts the specific reasons they have to resort to the internet to find men. But the mere fact they’re forced to look for men on the internet is enough to tell us they’re disqualified. We don’t need to know why.

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

Solid wrote:

Good point, I forgot for a moment of their “I always can do better” approach to everything.

Not everything, only when snagging guys.

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

AWALT

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[Anonymous 12]

For a start how about letting people know what YOU bring to the table. All we ever see is “I want x, you must be x, you mustn’t be x etc etc”

And drop the political rants and the photos with duck face and fake mustache and oh hell… you won’t listen as you think men should feel honored to be around you and I just don’t care.

This article is a sign of desperation though as it would have been almost unheard of 5 years ago to admit defeat and start using some introspection.

Everything it lists is valid but if the woman is just putting up a smoke screen than what is the point?

[The man in the mountainParticipant 4102]

Oh my gawd this website article will help girls like this get their orbiters alright…………………..

[CUNTHATERParticipant 324]

Anonymous wrote:

For a start how about letting people know what YOU bring to the table. All we ever see is “I want x, you must be x, you mustn’t be x etc etc”

Exactly!!!! Me, me, me…..f~~~ that entitled, princess attitude…..most if not all are fat, disgusting, tattooed, delusional c~~~s….now she can claim to be “classy” because she only has a tattoo on her forearm, back, and ankle but not on her face…..f~~~ this world!!! It was mainly the black, gangsta rappers who exhibited this type of behavior in the 80s & 90s….now it is the mainstream including the previously “conservative” white & Asian girls…..f~~~ this world!!!

American cunts constantly think they live in a reality TV show.....Evil POSs....ALL CUNTS ARE THE SAME….THERE ARE NO UNICORNS!!! EVEN CHURCH GOING, PROCLAIMED VIRGINS ARE THE SAME CUNTS…..THEY ALL MONKEY BRANCH…TO HELL WITH THEM ALL!!!

[AposematicParticipant 2671]

The irony of proscribing lists as the last point in a list.

Afinogyny.. from the Greek Afino {to abandon/ to set down/ to leave /to allow/ to let } + Gyny {Women} MGHOW’s philosophy to not engage women without “hating them”. Narcorca =Narcissistic Orca typically spouting to a bathroom mirror taking an arms length selfie ; Wallinate describes post wall females whose SMV is terminally negligible New Years resolution "To not make women happy" . Instadestitue: yet another Neologism for Men that cohabit with women that decide to pull the handle of intervention orders.

[MaverickParticipant 811]

Anonymous wrote:

For a start how about letting people know what YOU bring to the table. All we ever see is “I want x, you must be x, you mustn’t be x etc etc”

And drop the political rants and the photos with duck face and fake mustache and oh hell… you won’t listen as you think men should feel honored to be around you and I just don’t care.

What’s with the fake mustache thing? It isn’t as big as it was a couple years ago when half the profiles had chicks with fake mustaches. Further evidence of the hive mind!

[Anonymous 1]

Wow.. millenial women are starting to hit the wall and are not liking it one bit are they ?

[Space CowboyParticipant 1466]

Sounds too much like changing bitch behaviours and thot processes. How about a tactical cleavage shot or dog face filter and list those AWALT demands. You’re perfect the way you are grrrrl there will be male model millionaire simps to take you and your kids on in no time. Just wait.

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