How to handle Pre-Wall Neighbor’s BS?

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

So last night I have my asian FWB girl visiting, and right as we were going to sit down and eat dinner, my just-now-hitting-the-wall neighbor lady comes half drunk a-knocking on my door to ask me if I like her new hair color, and do I think she’s ugly, she feels ugly, and she’s on her period and she needs reassurance and support, and and and and………

OMG WTF. When did being friendly with your neighbor mean they can come and dump all their pre-menopuasal bulls~~~ on you? I’ve never slept with this chick, but that’s not from her lack of trying. She want’s captain Save-a-ho to come to her rescue, but it aint happening.

I would move but the rent is very reasonable for my area, and the location is fairly centered between the major tech areas in Seattle. Since I change jobs fairly often, it’s a pretty good location for me.

She didn’t realize the other girl was here. Once she did ,she lit out, feeling all embarassed and ashamed, which she should have been anyway, but somehow wasn’t when she thought it was just me, then it was ok.

Bustin out the popcorn and watching the trainwreck from as far away as possible is my general approach, but I was wondering if the voluminous wisdom of my fellow MGTOWs might come up with some creative suggestions for ways to deal with it?

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5114]

Ask her if she would like to see your fingernail collection. The ones you take from conquests while they are sleeping. That should keep her away.

Sovereignty above all else.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Knights Templar Rising wrote:

Ask her if she would like to see your fingernail collection.

Noted!

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

I was wondering if the voluminous wisdom of my fellow MGTOWs might come up with some creative suggestions for ways to deal with it?

Yes, I was out getting a coffee and sitting in the sun for a bit. I’m tall and don’t look like Shrek, and on this day I was dressed “business casual”….. but the women who approach me for anything other than a light , a favor, or the time, are ……… well…….. gross. I was leaning half-perched on a concrete railing, when this size 16 womanatee (who looked like a male biker gang member. Tattoos , piercings, the works. ) took a seat next to me and starts asking about “where I got my cool bag”.

If Nikki Minaj is a 2 …she was a -5/10.

I made like I was going to be sick. FULL ON / JIM CARREY dry heaves. It started slowly as a took a sip of my coffee and I acted out a little gag – like I breathed it in and swallowed wrong, and my lunch was repeating on me. Then I doubled over like I was going to be violently ill – for realz. She was all “Are you OK?” as I was dealing with holding my coffee while my involuntary contractions generated genuine concern.

Deep Jack Nicholson drunk belch……. “I don’t think so…. excuse me …….”

Then I left.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[MarkusPolusParticipant 163]

I get the feeling she DID know the other girl was there and just wanted to cause some s~~~.

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

MarkusPolus wrote:

I get the feeling she DID know the other girl was there and just wanted to cause some s~~~.

Actually… I think you have a really valid point. Maybe the real reason she popped up at his door was because she either wanted to be nosey and scope out the competition, or she wanted to deprive him of his enjoyment with said FWB. Then again that really is a form of blatant stupidity I really don’t want understand…

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

MarkusPolus wrote:

I get the feeling she DID know the other girl was there and just wanted to cause some s~~~.

Ordinarily you’d probably be right, but the neighbor has met the FWB once and seems to geniunely like and respect her.

I’ll keep that in the back of my head though – there could be something there.

Keymaster wrote:

while my involuntary contractions generated genuine concern.

Deep Jack Nicholson drunk belch……. “I don’t think so…. excuse me …….”

Then I left.

Drops mic on stage.

Brilliant.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5114]

Nothing makes a woman more competitive, than knowing another woman is near a man she wants. I think Markus nailed it. Even if she didn’t know the other woman was there, you can be sure she kicked the act into overdrive once she knew there was another DTF there.

Sovereignty above all else.

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

MarkusPolus wrote:

I get the feeling she DID know the other girl was there and just wanted to cause some s~~~.

What’s the word….. c~~~block, there you go, c~~~blocking is what most fugly girls do best.

Depends on what type of person you are, the thing is she wants to hear something nice, you give her that, she will want to come back and get some more. If you don’t mind say things as it is, just tell her, exactly how you feel, no need to insult, just pure non sugar coded sensible words will send her out of your sight so far away you dont even need to buy popcorns anymore.

[Anonymous 42]

Dude! I would have welcomed her in and had a threesome. WTF were you thinking? LOL!!!

Monk? threesome? whatever….

Hey Biggvs, You must have started a friendly dialog with her at sometime in the past (that’s where you f~~~ed up) When I have no interest in a woman she gets the point within minutes, if they’re persistent, I tell them to f~~~-off! I’m not a “nice guy” anymore, I’ve seen and felt the awful things a woman can do, I’m simply returning the gesture. Most women treat men like s~~~, and that’s why I treat most women like s~~~.

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

HOW TO HANDLE PRE-WALL NEIGHBOR’S BS?

buy her a pie and ice cream so that she hits the wall sooner

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[RennieParticipant]

Install a surveillance system at the front door. If she shows up just don’t answer it.

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

I have gotten into the habit of saying extremely. socially inappropriate things.

Like

O damn it I just s~~~ my pants.

Sorry gotta go bye.

I just want women to leave me alone.

A few months ago my bosses secratary gave me a big toothy smile and asked me how I’m doing.

I told her na na nauseous with sad pathetic eyes and a grimace.

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[Tiga KParticipant 1693]

I just pretend I’m busy if I want to be left alone and don’t want to completely offend them. Considering I usually want to be left alone, I am quite good at this. Perhaps I should start a thread describing my techniques.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Why assume or accept responsibility for anyone else’ BS?
You are not required to handle anything of hers, she needs to handle her own BS.
Call it out, and put it on the curb. Give her an in, and you will end up moving to a new home to get her out.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

Buy some doggy treats and give the whole box to her next time she slithers up to your door.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Keep her on the back burner, she’ll be useful if you hit a dry spell.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Knights Templar Rising wrote:

Nothing makes a woman more competitive, than knowing another woman is near a man she wants. I think Markus nailed it. Even if she didn’t know the other woman was there, you can be sure she kicked the act into overdrive once she knew there was another DTF there.

Absolutely spot on.

And @biggvs_dickvs can use this to his advantage because that works on both women. Just as the hag next door upped her game when she became aware of his FWB guest, so to was his FWB guest keenly aware of this new competition to her. Managed properly she will up her game as well.

[OneforfreedomParticipant 930]

Threesome!

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

creative suggestions

Grumpy wrote:

Call it out, and put it on the curb

Getting a kick out of everyone’s responses here.

Maybe i’m *too* open & direct about s~~~ like this, but I’d hit the almost-wall bitch at the door with “I have company & can’t talk now. Hope you have a great evening!” then close the door.

This approach has another benefit: not letting almost-wall neighbor woman see FWB-Asian cutie will send the neighbor’s hamster into overdrive, if you’re in to that kinda thing.

Bonus points if you leave a size “Small/Petite” lace thong on the couch the next time almost-wall neighbor comes over lol.

[AnthonyParticipant 241]

Aside from very few family members who are women, I ignore most women unless I’m at a job interview/work/school. Unless I can’t help it, I usually just say s~~~ like:

“P~~~ off”

“No!”

*blank stare, walks away*

Works every time!

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