How to handle a neighbors cat who craps in your yard?

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  • #439104
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    Joey Cusack
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    Send it back home!

    #439114
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    PistolPete
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    Sorry Man—animal cruelty is not funny. If someone had done that to my cat he might find himself sucking on the wrong end of a 12 gauge. Only a pussy asshole would harm someone else’s cherished pet.

    #439122
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    i liked the cats the ex had but I didn’t like the neighbor’s cats or strays pooping in my flowerbeds below the dining room window.

    My natural solution was to cut stems off my thorn bushes and lay them in the beds between the plants. Three times a year.

    The pooh issue went away. Cats weren’t harmed. Dinner was more pleasant in the summer.

    with joy/without hate

    #439133
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    Autolite
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    I have some semi-feral cats for rodent control. They pretty much kill anything that they can catch. The dog is actually scared of them.

    These cats were going next door and s~~~ting in the neighbour’s garden. I want to stay on good terms with my neighbour so I gave him one of those aerosol ‘boat horns’ that can also be used as a bear deterrent.

    https://www.amazon.com/Falcon-PBSHN-Marine-Signal-Horn/dp/B0001ZVQZM/ref=pd_lpo_200_tr_t_3/151-2689391-9887942?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=T1R8T8Q3NHBR5EMB60JR

    The neighbour was satisfied with that but the downside is that the cats are now probably deaf…

    #439147
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    Anonymous
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    A waste of a good c~~~ punter!

    My neighbor’s cat is allowed free range on my property, this cat is a VERMIN KILLER, it stalks while it walks, a natural born killer. I like him, he’s not a pussy…

    #439159
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    Autolite
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    Sorry Man—animal cruelty is not funny. If someone had done that to my cat he might find himself sucking on the wrong end of a 12 gauge. Only a pussy asshole would harm someone else’s cherished pet.

    That’s pretty bad. The cat is just an animal. It’s just acting naturally. Short of a life and death situation, you don’t abuse an animal like that without at least trying a more humane deterrent…

    #439179
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    K
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    go to the hardware store and buy some mothb~~~~.
    the s~~~ your grandparents put in the closet to keep moths away.
    cats hate the smell.
    problem solved.

    #439196
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    Elric Greenstone
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    Perhaps the title should be “how to handle a moron neighbor who kicks your cat”.

    Funny how often people like that are arrested for possession of drugs and guns – particularly in cities where guns are a big no-no. Astonishing, that.

    It’s good to be friends with the police. It really is. Local constabulary are usually good blokes. With all the fake DV reports out there, it’s amazing what happens to people who really beat the s~~~ out of their wives or daughters. They tend to often have drugs and illegal weapons on them.

    Weirdest f~~~ing coincidence ever.

    "You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

    #439203
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    Anonymous
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    Maybe a tiger or a lion will eat that piece of s~~~ someday. What goes around, comes around.

    #439287
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    Muglintar
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    go to the hardware store and buy some mothb~~~~.

    besides mothb~~~~, Macadamia Nut Oil is also working pretty well for keeping cats off (smells nicer than mothb~~~~).

    Alternatively a hit to the back with a soft air or a BB gun (on decent distance, you want to scare the animal not harm or kill it) should also do the trick, it is is a bit time demanding though.

    "Him, who delights in solitude, is either a wild beast or a GOD!" - Aristotle (Aristot. Pol. 1.1253a) 1 Hom. Il. 9.63; the passage goes on: ἐστὶν ἐκεῖνος ι ὃς πολέμου ἔραται.

    #439338
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    JVB
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    Thanks for posting a coward of a human being. Not cool and watch that s~~~ on your own time.

    Peace is > piece.

    #439340
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    JVB
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    Sorry Man—animal cruelty is not funny. If someone had done that to my cat he might find himself sucking on the wrong end of a 12 gauge. Only a pussy asshole would harm someone else’s cherished pet.

    Yes sir. Amen PP

    Peace is > piece.

    #439359
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    Meister
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    Sorry Man—animal cruelty is not funny. If someone had done that to my cat he might find himself sucking on the wrong end of a 12 gauge. Only a pussy asshole would harm someone else’s cherished pet.

    Send it back home!

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    I agree with Pistol.

    MGTOWtribe you better hope you never meet me in person because I will shove something else up your ass, you motherf~~~er.

    Monk

    #439408
    Magus
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    I live in the country. Everybody around here just shoots stray cats. If the coyotes and such don’t get them. The smart ones live to reproduce.

    #439419
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    Autolite
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    I live in the country. Everybody around here just shoots stray cats. If the coyotes and such don’t get them. The smart ones live to reproduce.

    I have one neighbour who shoots the stray cats. He doesn’t seem to realize that that gives me justification for shooting his dog if I were the type of person that would do that.

    Between that and the coyotes, cats don’t last very long around here. But it’s like you said, the smart ones will reproduce enough…

    #439446
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    Barbarossa
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    F~~~ this. Rather shoot the neighbour.
    Cats and dogs do not know where your yard starts and ends.

    Man with a red beard.

    #439530
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    Big Boss
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    Get a BB gun and shoot at it’s behind with low power. Get a Daisy pump one. Cat’s got to s~~~ though, it just doesn’t know what the f~~~ to do.

    OR set up a kitty litter box, then toss the s~~~ over the fence.

    #439541
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    PistolPete
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    I live off in the sticks too; you kill someone’s pet you are in BIG trouble if its a cat. If you hurt someone’s dog–or shoot it? Here in the south that is grounds for a serious ass-kicking.

    I put this kind of behavior in the same class as:

    The girl who thought it was funny to throw a kitten into 400 degree oven;
    the old lady who tossed the cat out a 5 story window because she was “tired” of it;
    The two girls who lit a tortoise on fire for s~~~s and grins;
    The guy (years ago) I witnessed on Leicester HWY in NC SWERVE to hit two dogs crossing the road. I and about six other cars took out after him—high speed, blowing through stop lights etc. We lost him when he made it to Interstate 26.

    As most of you know I’m deep into guns and not hesitant about using them BUT I NEVER use one without good damn reason…OK maybe armadillos, but they are a disease carrying pest….mmmmmm like a feminist!

    #439557
    Autolite
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    As most of you know I’m deep into guns and not hesitant about using them BUT I NEVER use one without good damn reason…OK maybe armadillos, but they are a disease carrying pest….mmmmmm like a feminist!

    I think the only animal I wouldn’t hesitate to shoot would be a porcupine (and I’ve been face-to-face with bears). I know what porcupines do to a dog and it’s very unsettling.

    If I believed in a god I would say that porcupines are one of his most sickest f~~~ing jokes…

    #439564
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    Autolite
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    I live off in the sticks too; you kill someone’s pet you are in BIG trouble if its a cat. If you hurt someone’s dog–or shoot it? Here in the south that is grounds for a serious ass-kicking.

    One of the hardest things that I’ve ever done was to put down one of my own dogs. She was a wonderful animal and very obedient in all respects except for one. She would viciously attack, without reason, any other dog.

    I once had to put her into a tight choke hold until she released a German Shepard.

    Putting her down was extremely difficult but I wouldn’t want to have to deal with the guilt if she had killed someone else’s pet…

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