Hot Holy Damn !

[AristotleParticipant 48]

“Changed after being married”, part of me thinks Tolkien wrote Gollum based on what happens after it gets a ring. Soon to be ex prior to getting married:
– Fed me.
– Made sure I got to do everything I wanted, and was highly focused on my needs.
– 1 hour + bjs at least once a week.
– Respected my need for solitude.
– Loved that I was close with my family.

After marriage:
– I had to do the cooking.
– Her needs came first.
– 3 bjs in a year.
– A pathological need to know where I was at all times. I still get the “Melvin look” when my phone rings.
– Dissuaded me from spending any time with my family at all.

Moral of the story: Never give them a ring or get them pregnant, then you have all the power.

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

“Moral of the story: Never give them a ring or get them pregnant, then you have all the power.”

I think you just got this exactly right. When you give them the ring or get them pregnant, you lose the power to say “no”. And the power of “no”, both the will to use it and the power to enforce it, is key to avoiding the majority of pitfalls.

When a man masters the power of “no”, he stays free.

Frank V.

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

Aristotle wrote:

part of me thinks Tolkien wrote Gollum based on what happens after it gets a ring

That made me lol.

Just saw this thread – here’s to Melvin!

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Great job, Melvin!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[alchemistParticipant 484]

Get in there Melvin!
Melvin’s theme song, imagine him walking into the office in slow motion to this:

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

UPDATE: Melvin is doing what he needs to do. He’s dealing with the divorce, enjoying having his own space and learning again what freedom is and not hopping on any disease ridden barfly that comes along.

I think he’s going to do well. Took him out for a short roadtrip for food and talk.

Frank V.

[Rolling Tin FistParticipant 484]

Go Melvin! I will drink to him. There are few things more refreshing than a fresher version of a post-Wall, ball and chain. Except not to have had the ball and chain in the first place.

"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another" - H. L. Mencken

[Red_Pill_SouljaParticipant 221]

I Salute you Melvin!

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