Hello MGTOW brothers! This is my first post here but I’ve been lurking for a while. I saw the title of this thread and thought I might share the worst online profile I’ve seen in the past 8 happy years I’ve been divorced. I always make it a point to save the worst profiles just for laughs. This one takes the cake by far….
MAGNETIC, FUNNY, SOPHISTICATED, SEXY, SWEET, INTUITIVE, A LITTLE ECCENTRIC, A BIT TWISTED, EMPATHETIC, ENTERTAINING, AND UNBOXABLE. I SMELL GREAT AND TASTE BETTER ;D
Because of my very unusual background, I am a very unusual package. I am Dominican and Puertorican, but I was raised in NYC by Italians for the first 14 years of my life until I was reunited with my family.
I am very street wise and witty. Im non judgemental and very open to understand even the strangest of behaviors. I appreciate and can blend easily into different cultures because of my unique history and open heart/mind.
Im prettier in person, sexual, THICK and curvy (imagine a latina comic book superhero lol), however, I am completely American. I believe in massage, honesty, gun rights, rock and roll, and the freedom to live life how you please as long as you are not harming anyone. Im a libertarian all the way.
I love to dance and live for live music and often cry at concerts at some point. I can enjoy Miami house music, metal, and classical all in the same day. Love 80’s music too of course!
**********IMPORTANT NOTES************
*Gemins and Cancers never work out for me and always cause me some sort of hurt no matter how casual our relationship is. In my experience, they are fake, full of s~~~, and delusional. I find both of these signs along with Aries and Leos to be nothing but trouble for me. If your birthday is May 22 or May 31, dont even look at me.
**Im most attracted to taller muscular White men or very American-ized Hispanics… like myself. I love green eyes and tatts but of course these are not requirements- just my ideal 😉
***For the love of all things good, if you dont have decent teeth/ great oral hygiene PLEASE dont talk to me. Its a complete waste of time. Im very very sensitive to smells and tastes.
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First off, I don’t read every message. I will check your pix and profile first. Once in a while, I randomly read a message I normally wouldn’t out of curiosity or because I feel a strong pull. I listen to my spirit.
I most likely will respond if you write me more than 4 words; are White and over 5’10”; have a decent body, some meat on your bones, strong chin, great smile, white teeth, light(er) eyes and awesome hygiene; are funny, considerate, confident, creative, perverted, but you also know how to speak and behave like a pure gentleman.
I probably will not respond if youre Indian, Asian, Black, or a career-less,recently immigrated, or uneducated (ghetto) Hispanic; if your default is a group picture, if you have gold teeth, big chains, wear baseball hats to the side, if you have a picture where your flipping me the bird or peace sign, or talking on your cell phone, or if every picture is with your pet(s); if you’re under 5’10” or very skinny, if youre ‘about me’ is really bare and vague; if you’re married and still living with your wife, and lastly and most importantly, if you use the words swag, n~~~~, ho, or b**** …not only shouldnt you contact me, but do society the only favor youre capable of, and kill yourself. Then maybe I’ll talk to you…
The final hint: If you’re broke, live at home, or have a small penis… I’ll find out eventually and we will not work out. Sorry. I shoot straight from the hip as not to waste our time. You’re welcome 😉
Keep in mind that this is from a short, fat Snookie looking girl. Maybe a 4 if I’m generous. She can’t hold up her end of the bargain yet she is deluded into thinking she is a dream guy’s dream girl.
Sagaciously Single 4 years, 4 months ago.
