Horrifying Female Online Dating Profile

[Sagaciously SingleParticipant 214]

As a casual user of online dating sites, I have seen a wide range of profiles. From the up front and honest to the scam artists and everything in between.

But gentlemen, this profile takes the cake. (The only upside I can see is that at least this female is honest, brutally honest.)

I give you 37yr old ‘wantababysoon’:

 

My biological clock is ticking and I’d like a baby soon. I am looking to start trying to conceive as soon as the time is right in my cycle.

Chemistry is needed so I won’t respond if you don’t unlock your photos. I will unlock my photos when I’ve seen yours and decide to proceed. I am attractive and slim (if that helps!)

I’d like some form of friendship so we can be together, however it is up to you whether you’d want to be in the child’s life. I do not have time to wait to see whether a relationship will work out prior to attempting to conceive, so in affect, we would be working backwards – baby first with a friendship and then (if we chose to) we will look into a relationship.

Having said that I am happy for someone to simply be a donor without any commitment also which seems the simpler option at the moment. You can reserve giving me any information about yourself if that’s what you chose.

STD checks needed and I can show you mine.

 

Anyone else shudder through reading this one?

"And this you can know - fear the time when Manself will not suffer and die for a concept, for this one quality is the foundation of Manself, and this one quality is man, distinctive in the universe". - John Steinbeck.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

I feel I want her so bad right now 😃

[RoyDalParticipant]

Only a prince will do. No dwarfs need apply.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0niwn2pOEno

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[AFTParticipant 2722]

I think I’m in love. Hahaha 😉

Wonder if child support ever crossed her mind?

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[MOWsince95Participant 1446]

She may have well have just posted this as her profile:

. . . . “Hi, I’m a 37 year old woman and I’ve quite hard.”

If you are MGTOW when you are young you have no heart.
If you're not MGTOW when you are 20 you have no brain.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

She doesn’t want a child, she wants FINANCIAL SUPPORT (using a child as a reason/excuse)

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Past crazy women.

This makes perfect sense.  By the time women start hitting the wall and want to settle down, men have already had a solid 10-15 years of first hand experience with how women think and operate.  If they hook you in your early 20s you get sucked in like you are getting a good deal on a new car…when they want to hook you in once you are in your 30s you realize they actually want you to pay way more than fair market value for a junked up used car.

[MENGINEERParticipant 583]

Somebody respond to her that had a vasectomy! You can keep “trying” and pump her up. Haha!

[J.D SilvernailParticipant 383]

If she was my age then I would take her up on that offer.

I'm married to the game,but she broke her vows.

[Oaken1Participant 67]

I’d f~~~ her

[Anonymous 12]

I see so many red flags in what she is proposing, assuming of course she is actually genuine. If it is all a scam of some sort than I see even more red flags.

Stupid woman too, how hard does she think it is for a man to get laid?

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

3 options for women.

1. Find a guy when their 22, married him, have 3 kids and divorce by 27, problem is, their past their prime and can’t find a guy to take care of their 3 kids. Oops

2. Date what they call a asshole, for about 5 to 9 yrs, then breakup, go on a “i don’t need a man”phase, then 32ish they decide to get back in it, problem is wasting their prime yrs on the so called asshole. Oops

3. Ride the c~~~ carousel until 28, then decide I want to settle down but can’t find any takers. Oops

When women date what they call asshole, it’s about 5 to 9 yr range.

When women date a so called good guy, it’s 3 yrs then dump him, because she’s bored, cry baby.

When women make a decision it’s either Bad one or they f~~~ themselves over. And who says, we guys have no power?

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Robert HallamParticipant 696]

This is all bulls~~~.  All a single woman has to do is attend a fertility clinic.  Completely anonymous sperm doners provide a constant supply.  She sets down the characteristics she desires, within reason (cant ask for specific traits like intelligence level or athleticism) and she is shown how to administer it.  She gets the sperm she wants and takes it home.  Plots her temperature to the 1/100 degree accuracy against time and when it starts to peak (she knows she’s ovulating) she simply adds the sperm.  All she does is lay down on a bed and insert this very thin but curved tube that is a bout 18″ long (so she can get it in the right place and still have the open end near her chest) and then all she has to do is add the sperm.  Wait 15 minutes.  The sperm doner has to guarantee the supply for some time just in case she wants to have a look-alike sibling.  She doesn’t have to go looking on the internet or CraigsList.  All the women know this.  This advertising for a sperm doner is all bulls~~~.  She’s looking for a man or ATM machine.

The real give away here  is she says the guy can be in the child’s life if he wants.   HELLLLOOOOOOO stupid.

[Anonymous 11]

She sounds like a f~~~ed in the head c~~~ to me. I pity her child if she finds her sucker.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

What a disaster. Do you have a link / snapshot image of this ad? That would be great if you could send it.

Sagaciously Single wrote:

My biological clock is ticking and I’d like a baby soon.

Only a woman starts by telling you what she wants instead of what she is good for or is offering.
I can’t even believe they make it THAT far.

Sagaciously Single wrote:

I am looking to start trying to conceive as soon as the time is right in my cycle.

Try to conceive this: the right time for this is not when your eggs have dried up.

Sagaciously Single wrote:

Chemistry is needed so I won’t respond if you don’t unlock your photos.

Face down / ass up, and you won’t know the difference.
You don’t need “chemistry” sweetie and you sure as s~~~ won’t get it from a photo.
So don’t pretend to know what it is. You need as much “chemistry” as a urinal to be functional.
This is what you are reducing yourself down to. A goddam urinal sperm depository.

Sagaciously Single wrote:

I will unlock my photos when I’ve seen yours and decide to proceed.

You have GOT to be f~~~ing kidding me.
Shall I unlock my wallet first too?

Sagaciously Single wrote:

I am attractive and slim (if that helps!)

Yes that helps thanks very much for being so thoughtful an considerate.

Sagaciously Single wrote:

I’d like some form of friendship so we can be together, however it is up to you whether you’d want to be in the child’s life. I do not have time to wait to see whether a relationship will work out prior to attempting to conceive, so in affect, we would be working backwards – baby first with a friendship and then (if we chose to) we will look into a relationship.

Yeah, you know if you approached LIFE backwards, you would get a gold watch and know exactly how much time you have left. You would have all this money and get younger everyday. Then it would all end with an orgasm. Except S~~~ DON’T WORK LIKE THAT. Your inability to secure a man who WANTS to breed with you is your own f~~~ing failure.

Look into a relationship? Clearly no man wanted that s~~~ with you and now you’re realizing all the stunts and horses~~~ you attached to it where f~~~ing pointless. Just like your existence.

Sagaciously Single wrote:

Having said that I am happy for someone to simply be a donor

HAPPY??? You don’t have a CHOICE, bitch.

Sagaciously Single wrote:

without any commitment

No man needed to commit himself to you for the last 2+ decades. So you can stop pretending like you’re dong him a favor.

Sagaciously Single wrote:

which seems the simpler option at the moment.

It was ALWAYS simpler. The relationship bulls~~~ and withholding you have been doing was for no goddam reason. And now you have NOTHING.

Sagaciously Single wrote:

You can reserve giving me any information about yourself if that’s what you chose.

Just the semen, right? Gotcha. Just take all the DNA information , because a name, social , address and credit cards is secondary.

Sagaciously Single wrote:

STD checks needed and I can show you mine.

Isn’t it easier to just not email you? Solved.
Your stamp of approval – like you – are WORTHLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

Good luck with that. A 37 year old has a very low chance of getting pregnant.

Statistics on Female Age and Declining Fertility
There is a slow decline in pregnancy rates in the early 30’s
The decline is more substantial in the late 30’s and early 40’s
Very few women over 44 are still fertile
Miscarriage rates also increase as the mother ages
More about female age and miscarriage
In vitro fertilization success rates start dropping in the early 30’s and fall faster starting at about age 38.
More about the effect of female age on IVF success rates

http://www.advancedfertility.com/age.htm

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

Part of the reason for this sharp drop has to do with the miscarriage rate as women age. In fact, the miscarriage rate begins to slowly rise at the age of 35 and then sharply rises at the age of 40. While the miscarriage rate for a young woman less than 35 is roughly 15-20%, it rises to 40% at the age of 40 and is around 60% at the age of 42. In other words, a woman who conceives at the age of 41 has a 50/50 chance of carrying her child to delivery.

http://www.premierfertility.com/infertility_causes/female_age_infertility.aspx

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

My biological clock is ticking and I’d like a baby soon.

Normally I’d stop reading right there. Next. However I was interested in seeing just how deep this crazy ass s~~~house rathole goes.

Pretty damn deep. One thing stands out above all others, though:

You can reserve giving me any information about yourself if that’s what you chose.

Does any man seriously believe this s~~~ for even a second?

Any man who falls for this trap will be in front of a judge being set up for 216 monthly payments faster than you can say “zero paternity rights”.

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5106]

Having a vasectomy, if I were single, I would just keep hitting it until she figured it out.  I would nail her, and put off any sperm count test – until she figures out the scam.  Why not?  After all, women have played the game since written history.

Sovereignty above all else.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Knights Templar Rising wrote:

Having a vasectomy, if I were single, I would just keep hitting it until she figured it out. I would nail her, and put off any sperm count test – until she figures out the scam. Why not?

I can give you one good reason: It only matters what name she puts on the paternity papers, not whether or not your DNA is actually in the child.

She’s not looking for sperm. She could go to a sperm bank right now, drop some cash, and get sperm to order. So why hasn’t she? Because, despite her lies, what she is looking for is a man with wealth she can take via monthly child support payments, and that’s getting a lot harder for women to find than mere sperm. If you take this woman up on her horrible “offer” I can guarantee she will be pregnant in short order, regardless of your vasectomy, and will claim vehemently that the child is yours. Yes your vasectomy will help you prove in court that you are not the child’s father, but only if you stay on top of things, and it’s a giant, expensive pain in the ass even if your win. And you might still get screwed anyways “for the sake of the child”. Also if you win your non-paternity case you may still lose because you have f~~~ed this woman under false pretenses, and she might use that to level rape charges against you or the judge might see it as an excuse to level monthly payments on you anyways “for the sake of the child”. Never mind the fact that she is herself lying about her objectives; the court won’t even consider that because no matter what they do, women enjoy permanent victim status, and there is no justice in the family courts.

This woman is a no-go non-starter no matter what.

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