Hooker, Electric guitar, or Disk golf basket?

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Wanna treat myself for 36th birthday. Which option should I choose?

Every option would set me back about $200 – not sure what to choose

– I could order a good-looking hooker from backpage and have fun with her for an hour

– I could buy Rocksmith 2014 for 360 and an electric guitar and a amplifier and have fun for years with it.

– I could buy a top of the line disk golf basket, put in my backyard and have fun for years with it

 

I haven’t had real sex for over two years ever since I got divorced.
Last birthday I spent in West Nevada strip clubs getting drunk but it didn’t do the trick even after dropping 300 on it

This year I want something more meaningful

What do you guys think?

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I’d f~~~ the hooker, marry the guitar and kill the golf basket.

Seriously, get the guitar. Music is something you can enjoy every day of your life, even when you are old.

Don’t you think you save money by being MGTOW? Well, it’s your birthday, time to cash in some of your MGTOW savings and spring for that $200 “escort”. But not one dime more than $200, don’t spoil them.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I am leaning towards all three. I already bought the basket. The guitar is at a pawn shop. Hookers are available everyday

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

Guitar

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[RoCrow99Participant 60]

Sorry to say the unpopular thing here but I’d go for the hooker, but shop around me son.  Get one that’ll make your c~~~ explode, and once you’re done, start saving for that guitar.

[RennieParticipant]

The electric guitar and amplifier. The hooker can’t provide any lasting enjoyment.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Guitar player of 37+ years here.  $200 won’t get ya much guitar-wise unless you can find a guitar player with a bad meth habit on Craigslist.  Otherwise I’d just opt for some vajayjay or otherwise just put a S200 down payment on a good guitar on layaway.  YMMV

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[VoidraitheParticipant 477]

Oh yeah Guitar

[Anonymous 11]

I’m with Soul Man on $200 dollar guitars, and I’ve been playing for 30 years. Hooker or take that $200 and save for a better quality used guitar.

I’m partial to my 2007 58 Reissue Historic Gibson Les Paul, but those are kind of expensive. Even for a beginner who could afford it, I recommend not to buy it. The good thing about buying used guitars is that you can always sell it and not lose.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

I’ve never hired a prostitute, played a guitar, or played disk golf (is it the same thing as so-called ultimate frisbee?), so I admit that my experience with all three is minimal. That being said, I can’t imagine that any sex you have to pay for is worth what you pay for it. My policy has always been: sex is free or it isn’t happening. I don’t know what your situation is, but it’s never let me down.

This is why I’d personally I’d go with something permanent. If you buy a cheap guitar or get a disk golf basket at the end of the day you have a cheap guitar or a disc golf basket. Hiring a prostitute only results in being $200 down at the end of the day and funny smelling underwear.

[clint englandParticipant 341]

Sex is never free, whatever way you look at it. I personally have no issue with paying escorts as a little treat although usually when i’m on holiday, so long as it isn’t breaking the bank.

Of course if i was super rich it’d be much more ‘regular’ LOL

If you can afford it, have worked hard and have earned it, Go ahead and have all 3 my son. Part of the many perks of being MGTOW is being able to enjoy yourself without the restraint of a wife! This life is only a visit bud. Enjoy it 🙂

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

F~~~ yeah guys! Happy to be MGTOW. Thanks for your replies

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[GrumpyParticipant]

All three, in any order you want Ruski

It’s YOUR treat to YOU, on Your day, with your money.  It IS supposed to be all about YOU anyhow. Why compromise?

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

clint england wrote:

Sex is never free, whatever way you look at it.

It is if you refuse to pay for it. Easier to get, too. At least that’s been my experience.

If you buy a woman a drink, or feed her dinner, or pay for anything for her, all you are telling her is you are willing to pay up for her sexuality, so she will withhold to elevate the price. Even if you’re not, that’s still what she will think. Conversely, if you refuse to pay for anything for a woman she will be left wondering what you have going on that you can afford to turn her down, and she will do ANYTHING to find out what that is in the hope of getting a slice of it for herself. At least that’s what I think is going on in their heads, though it doesn’t really matter so long as their behavior is consistent, and so far it has been for me. AWALT.

[Anonymous 11]

sidecar wrote:

My policy has always been: sex is free or it isn’t happening.

Same here Side Car. My ex-roommate tried to get me to go off with some prostitutes who’d turn trix for $40. WTF???? Drug Whore Alert!! Also, to reference a comment you and I made to each other in the “Moving” thread.

I took great pleasure in putting his s~~~ in contractor bags, and it felt GREAT. Since he’s a friend of many years, I was a nice guy and stored them in my shed outside. I’m converting his former room into a music studio.

I too have found paying for anything seriously reduces your chances of getting some. I’ve never spent one cent on getting pussy in my entire life. I have burned money in relations~~~s, but even then I spent as little as possible.

[FitzBonesParticipant 304]

I’d say guitar as well. Learning new things, practicing etc. will help your mind stay active as you get old (Not saying your old or near it, but the more mental activity you maintain, the better. Use it or lose it)

"If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds' worth of distance run,"

[SoldanoParticipant 108]

200$ won’t get you anything decent when it comes to guitar, you would need at least a squier classic vibe and line6 amp wich is more like 500.

Go for the hooker, but be sure to call one that has good internet reviews, cause it can be hit or miss.

[J.D SilvernailParticipant 383]

I would go for the hooker. Make sure she is a cheap one. That is my 2 cents worth of advice.

I'm married to the game,but she broke her vows.

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[SargeslideParticipant 82]

Gotta agree with Soulman. Go to guitar center and put it down on a decent guitar. The joy you get out of music is endless, but be warned, once you get one and start playing, you will want more. I can only play one at a time, but have 14, for very justifiable reasons!

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