Help me with an excuse to not go to friend's wedding

[Anonymous 3]

As others said, you are going to lose your friend anyway, so why not lose him now, that is cheaper?

I vote for “no”.

[Anonymous 43]

f~~~ the $100 candle. OMG

go get a refund. send this instead:

http://www.uncommongoods.com/product/flavors-of-america-salt-collection

[experiencedParticipant]

First four notes of the funeral song and here comes the bride are the same.

Dah dah dit dah.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

experienced wrote:

First four notes of the funeral song and here comes the bride are the same.

Dah dah dit dah.

Mind blown.

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[RoyDalParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

You don’t need an excuse when a simple “no” will do.

“I wish you well in your coming union. Unfortunately, I am unable to attend.”

I agree. I never like lying. There is no need to plead a phony excuse. The truth is always better.

Just send them one of the more expensive greeting cards and be done with it.

If they can’t take the truth, then f~~~ ’em.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[AutoliteParticipant]

You don’t need an excuse when a simple “no” will do.

“You should never lie to a friend. If they’re not a friend, then who the f~~~ are they that you need to lie to?”

Okla

[PuniShredderParticipant 2268]

Don’t say s~~~ just send the invitation back with they will not attend.

Or don’t send it back and don’t go.

Be professional be polite but always have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

[Jack123Participant 324]

Hi Gents,

I have good news. I have replied to the wedding invite.

I took the honest, I don’t need to lie, grab em by the pussy approach and told him that I won’t be going because it is ‘just too far away’. He didn’t reply to my message. I suspect this is the end of our friendship. My heart goes out to him, he would be living a true nightmare.

Despite all of this, my couch and fridge full of cold beer is available to him when she kicks him out of his own home.

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