Help me with an excuse to not go to friend's wedding

[Jack123Participant 324]

Hi Gents,

A guy I know, not that friendly with is cucking up and marrying a total c~~~. This bitch didn’t even say hello to me at the engagement party. The whole engagement party was pretty miserable. I didn’t know anyone and they made me buy them a $100 candle because it was on a gift list.

The wedding invitation arrived today and its about 4 hours drive from where I live. Hire car, accommodation, gift etc will set me back ~$600 and not to mention my precious weekend. Needless to say, I am not going. I’m going to save my money and enjoy my weekend doing anything else.

What do I tell this schmuck? I’m going overseas. My mum is sick. I just can’t be f~~~ed and you’re marrying a cow anyway.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

You have a staph infection and are highly contagious.

You are taking doxycycline twice a day.

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[Anonymous 54]

Tell him your out protesting Trump.

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

Jack123 wrote:

I just can’t be f~~~ed and you’re marrying a cow anyway.

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

Why worry anyway? You’re never going to see them again as couples only socialise with other couples.

Or more seriously. Just honestly say (to the guy) that you really don’t think mariage in this day and age is a good idea and that you don’t feel right about celebrating the end of his freedom.

It's Time to get Wise

[AkhilleusParticipant 2486]

I was f~~~ing this hooker and my dick fell off and I just lost my job.

Aloha means family you don't leave family behind. Who will be the next Draconarius for MGTOW? MGTOW = brothers = acceptance = belonging

[The NomadParticipant 88]

S~~~. Sounds like you don’t like either of them so why not just say you had better things to do. I don’t make excuses to people I don’t care about. Like stated above, you won’t see him again after the contract is signed. F~~~ it!

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Ignore the invitation and do something you want to do.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22525]

Tell him. “Something has come up.” Do not include, (I realized your fiancee is a bitch.)

[KeymasterKeymaster]

You don’t need an excuse when a simple “no” will do.

I was in exactly the same position in 2010 when my best fried of 20+ years asked me to come to his wedding. Fly. Hotel. Time off work. New shoes. A gift. You know the deal.

He said “Oh that’s right , I forgot. You dont’ believe in marriage”.

I said “No. I don’t believe in DIVORCE.”

That stumped him nicely and he couldn’t hate me for it. Less than 4 months later , his new bride was swinging from another dick. Yes really. Just bought a house and everything.

You don’t need a f~~~ing excuse NOT to go.
He needs to give you a good reason TO go.

What the f~~~ is compelling about it?
Nothing.

Tell him you’ll happily celebrate his 25th wedding anniversary of marital bliss AND THEN give a gift of “congratulations”. Like a “diamond” engagement ring should be for the DIAMOND anniversary (the 60th) — and not a single day before.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[BubParticipant 1406]

Tell him you f~~~ed the bride to be during the engagement party and it would be awkward for you to see her again so soon…..

Just rolling down the road

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

the excuse of last resort .. i have a ‘possible’ abscessed tooth

you don’t know if you have a ‘slight’ abscess unless you have a dental X-ray .. so you are telling the honest truth .. well, virtually
it is always ‘possible’ it could be there
… even though it’s very, extremely, massively and basically, totally unlikely that you do 🙂

[GrumpyParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

You don’t need an excuse when a simple “no” will do.

Truth, honesty, and integrity.
Why do something or go someplace you dont want to?

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

Keymaster wrote:

You don’t need an excuse when a simple “no” will do.

Keymaster nailed it. Don’t have to provide a reason at all – just check the box that says “Will not be attending.”

“No.” is a complete sentence.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Grumpy wrote:

Why do something or go someplace you dont want to?

If a straight “no” is a challenge, here’s a great response I love (and use often) when someone asks me to some s~~~ I don’t want to do. Like silly painting parties or helping someone move:

(with excitement)
“Oh, I wish I could!!….

(now back to earth)
…… but I don’t want to.”

Gets a laugh every time , and it’s “honest” without being a total dick. Not that there is anything wrong with being a total dick. That’s only how it’s perceived anyway.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

MattNYC wrote:

“No.” is a complete sentence.

….. and a perfectly acceptable response.
Never hesitate to remind anyone of that when they have a problem with a “no”.

YOU: “No”.

THEY: “You don’t need to be RUDE”.

YOU: “I wasn’t being rude, I was being direct. I didn’t say “No bitch”. that would have been rude. No is a perfectly acceptable response. “Rude”, is expecting an automatic yes and then giving the other person grief when you don’t hear it.”.

You would be shocked how often I have this ^ exact conversation.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[bladeParticipant]

Married woman feal threatend by single men . They have a dumb thought in there head that you have a heap of sluts around you that there husband will f~~~ and it’s a resource threat . Bet his misses rings him when he hangs with you . Seen that happen alot with married blokes .

This woman will do everything she can to break your friendship . I would go just to p~~~ her off and show that he is ya mate . In your head you can have some great entertainment for the night watching a mangina , blue pill ceremony with free p~~~ and a meal . There will probably be a couple of loose guys there that are heading for divorce you can hang with . These guys can be spotted by drinking copious amounts of p~~~ and don’t give a f~~~ about there winging c~~~s . Weddings always have couples in attendance that are at break up . Along time ago i went to a wedding shere the guy cut loose and got f~~~ed up drinking p~~~ and didn’t give a f~~~ about his bitch . I went out for a smoke to see one guy walking back from a car in the parking lot then another guy followed by this bitch . I could only guess what went down . Don’t turn up for the drawn out ceromony if ya want turn up after and say ya had car problems. But truth is always best . Go there for him because he will need you in his divorce in a couple of year’s . Entertain your mind with laughter .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

Go there wigh it in your mind that it is a fun funeral . Surrounded by the living dead . Excluding the loose dudes in pre divorce .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[,Participant 1301]

I’d suggest: “NO, not yet. Light my gift candle only during a blow job. When it’s wicky is burnt to nothing, Then I’ll come celebrate your union together.” And Ask about her friend/sister.

<Different take on a $100 blow job>

with joy/without hate

[SwimcatParticipant 3589]

Seriously, tell him you have to to a funeral. An elderly relation, someone you work with, an old friend from school. If he lives four hours away, hows he gonna know it’s bulls~~~.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

$100 for a candle—are you s~~~ting me? I don’t care if its made of wax found in an Egyptian tomb made by an extinct breed of giant bee from Mysterious Island; no candle in the world costs $100.00

AND even if it did what insipid moron would put a $100 candle on a gift list? They want this thing for reason? What they are practicing Druids and they need for the “high” solstice ceremony at Stonehenge. They’re nuts for even ASKING for such a thing.

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