Heineken Goes Feminist

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Rennie wrote:

Add Alarmforce to the boycott list too. I heard a radio ad today about the apparently stupid husband installing a do it yourself alarm system that had all kinds of problems and that they need a professional. – Not funny.

That’s typical for all commercials . The “dopey” guy doesn’t know how to do something and the “smart” women comes along to show him how to use the product. It’s the same with sitcoms. The man is always the idiot. Tom Selleck (the last real man on TV) said he is disgusted at how men are now portrayed.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Showing guys as passed out drunks is hardly incentive for men to drink beer. This is definitely aimed at angry man-hating feminists.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

This is the new global ad campaign from Heineken named, “Moderate Drinkers Wanted.”

The ad was created by Publicis Italy, and it shows women walking through nightclubs singing Bonnie Tyler’s “I Need A Hero.”

Heineken said the ad was based on research conducted by Canvas8. Canvas8 polled 5,000 21- to 35-year-old “premium beer drinkers” in five countries,and concluded that “responsible drinking is becoming the preferred means of enjoyment” for people over 21-years-old.
Canvas8 found that “three out of four millennials limit how much alcohol they drink on the majority of nights out.”

I was surprised by this video. The video appears to be very much pro-feminist and it depicts men in an unfavorable light. I for one won’t be drinking Heineken again. While I understand Heineken’s moderation campaign, the company doesn’t have to bash men to make their case. I wonder how many feminists are on the board of directors. Thanks.

[experiencedParticipant]

No more Heinekens for me, none.

“It would be great if’ …. someone found the original “Chad”.
My bet is that by now, he has been eff’d over by the Laydeez and might have a fairly interesting story to tell us.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[HitmanParticipant]

Heineken is my favourite beer since I can remember, you are going feminist Heineken?

F~~~ THEM monk mode ! try a chimay red( belgium ) ..or a double diamond ( english ) or a stella artois .
guiness stout ,dinklelacker , dab , …………..got a joke for you ………….
why is your american beer like making love in a canoe ?
because it’s F~~~ING CLOSE TO WATER !……….. Hahahaha..i’m cracking myself up ! …

[Jim01Participant 6678]

In a way I don’t blame them for this. I don’t know any blokes who fall for the adverts that are on TV whereas women are gullible enough to be convinced to buy something they don’t need because it is being shown off by some celebrity

I like Heineken and most blokes if they do as well will buy it regardless of some stupid advert, whereas women need to be convinced to buy it and this sort of pap works on them

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

This is the new global ad campaign from Heineken named, “Moderate Drinkers Wanted.”

The ad was created by Publicis Italy, and it shows women walking through nightclubs singing Bonnie Tyler’s “I Need A Hero.”

Heineken said the ad was based on research conducted by Canvas8. Canvas8 polled 5,000 21- to 35-year-old “premium beer drinkers” in five countries,and concluded that “responsible drinking is becoming the preferred means of enjoyment” for people over 21-years-old.
Canvas8 found that “three out of four millennials limit how much alcohol they drink on the majority of nights out.”

I was surprised by this video. The video appears to be very much pro-feminist and it depicts men in an unfavorable light. I for one won’t be drinking Heineken again. While I understand Heineken’s moderation campaign, the company doesn’t have to bash men to make their case. I wonder how many feminists are on the board of directors. Thanks.

Thanks for the info. Very well put and I agree with you. Having studied market research I know that these big corporations do a lot of studies to find out what appeals to their target audience before launching million dollar ad campaigns. While they are pitching to moderate drinkers they also seem to be going after women who see men in a bad light as disgusting drunks. This sadly reflects the views of most women and this ad both reflects and perpetuates this.

[TiredofbsParticipant 485]

I found the video to be utterly comical, It reminds me of one of those hokey 1980’s music videos that might show up after 11pm on MTV, when only drunks are watching it anyway. Oh well. in an ironic way, Heineken showed their own stupidity because in an attempt to embarrass guys, what they really did is show what most guys think of bar-hopping skanks. The guy sleeping is a perfect example. He doesn’t give a s~~~. And the boy with the earphones. He’d rather be listening to music than hearing what some stupid ass c~~~ has to say. So in an attempt to embarrass, they actually spoke the truth and nobody in their right mind believes the s~~~ coming out of those paid model’s in the commercial. Let them sing their little songs and get paid for it. I could care less. I don’t drink that s~~~ anyway. I’d drink Bud Light before ever drinking their product anyway. I prefer Knob Creek bourbon over beer any day so let the lesbo fairies have their fun.

[DutchieParticipant 119]

Apparently they need a hero so they are putting men on the pillory yeah that sounds like typical women’s way of thinking, devoid of anything close to logic. They all brought it on themselves and they are only making things worse.

In Holland heineken is regarded as ditch water anyway. If you’re in Holland try Hertog Jan instead, decent beer against a decent price sans the man-hating retarded commercials.

If you don't understand my post at first, no worries, it's probably my English. 😉

[BDParticipant 1146]

I liked that commercial, a good laugh,

Reason, perspective,

The first guy fell asleep next to some boring broad, if she were interesting he would still be awake,

Then we watch a bunch of mostly post wall women, who have no doubt already rode the carousel, whine about needing a hero, perfectly narcissistic and entitled, all the while a bunch of mgtow men basically ignore them,

In your mind, put a mgtow shirt on every man in the commercial,

And the last guy, lifting his hand as if to say f~~~off with his body language, that would be Keymaster walking away. Brilliant.

Because in order to be able to think, you have to risk being offensive.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

I’m surprised nobody posted this yet.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[TheroniusParticipant 975]

Meh. I prefer a good port, or a well-aged whiskey.
I do occasionally have a beer. Lately it’s Deschuttes Black Butte Porter from Oregon. Other than that I’ll have a good ale once in a while. Not a lot of services in the little town down the road, but there is a micro-brewery that produces some nice ales.
I rarely drink away from home though. I really dislike being around drunken people.
It might be cool if they had shown a few women lying on a pool of their own or someone else’s vomit just for realism.

"I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?" - George Carlin

[TiredofbsParticipant 485]

Just for the hell of it, I watched that video again and came up with a “new and improved” version of the song. It’s about as goofy as the original, but it was entertaining nonetheless.
I called the parody, “Holding out for a Mangina”. I have no illusions of this reaching the Billboard Top 10.

Feminist version of “Holding out for a Hero” by Bonnie Tyler
Renamed “Holding out for a Mangina”

Where have all the good slaves gone
and where are all the worshippers?
Where’s the ultra-rich desperate male
to kiss my ass all night?
Isn’t there a white knight who craves my tuna?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I want
I want a mangina
I’m holding out for a mangina ’til the end of the night
He’s gotta be weak
And he’s gotta be cute
And he’s gotta be afraid of me!!!
I need a mangina
I’m holding out for a mangina ’til the morning light
He’s gotta be rich
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be just like a submissive bitch
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There’s someone running like hell from me
Racing on the thunder and suffocating under my heat
It’s gonna take a supermangina to sweep me off my feet

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

One of the benefits of living in the Pacific NW is there is no shortage of micro breweries.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[RoyDalParticipant]

JollyMisanthrope wrote:

One of the benefits of living in the Pacific NW is there is no shortage of micro breweries.

I will support a local brewery by buying their brand any day.

Heineken is owned by an international industrial conglomerate. They do not need my dollars. Anyway, the beer they sell in the US tastes like soap to me. At least the local mom & pop brewery tastes good, and it doesn’t cost more. Win-win.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Tiredofbs wrote:

Just for the hell of it, I watched that video again and came up with a “new and improved” version of the song. It’s about as goofy as the original, but it was entertaining nonetheless.
I called the parody, “Holding out for a Mangina”. I have no illusions of this reaching the Billboard Top 10.

Feminist version of “Holding out for a Hero” by Bonnie Tyler
Renamed “Holding out for a Mangina”

Where have all the good slaves gone
and where are all the worshippers?
Where’s the ultra-rich desperate male
to kiss my ass all night?
Isn’t there a white knight who craves my tuna?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I want
I want a mangina
I’m holding out for a mangina ’til the end of the night
He’s gotta be weak
And he’s gotta be cute
And he’s gotta be afraid of me!!!
I need a mangina
I’m holding out for a mangina ’til the morning light
He’s gotta be rich
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be just like a submissive bitch
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There’s someone running like hell from me
Racing on the thunder and suffocating under my heat
It’s gonna take a supermangina to sweep me off my feet

Really great stuff. Very creative satire. You would be a terrific song writer.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

0:52 minutes defined MGTOW when he raised his hand not wanting and started to walk away.

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

RoyDal wrote:

ChaosOverAll wrote:

One of the benefits of living in the Pacific NW is there is no shortage of micro breweries.

I will support a local brewery by buying their brand any day.

Heineken is owned by an international industrial conglomerate. They do not need my dollars. Anyway, the beer they sell in the US tastes like soap to me. At least the local mom & pop brewery tastes good, and it doesn’t cost more. Win-win.

I’ve always thought Heineken tasted like s~~~ to begin with.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Skeptisk wrote:

0:52 minutes defined MGTOW when he raised his hand not wanting and started to walk away.

Good observation. The female ill-logic was clearly at work here were the “hero” was a MGTOW, which women supposedly hate. There’s just no pleasing these broads.

[TiredofbsParticipant 485]

Really great stuff. Very creative satire. You would be a terrific song writer.

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Well, honestly, I took Bonnie Tyler’s lyrics and re-worded the damn song. I’m glad you got a kick out of it. I appreciate the nice words. It gave me a good laugh. I sent it to a good friend who has been MGTOW since before I ever heard the word. He loved it. He’s a good guitar player and said he was going to try and make a video of the song when he gets time. That should be a real hoot. It p~~~es feminist’s off when you make fun of them trying to make fun of you. The look on their faces are priceless.

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