Happy Wife, Happy Life

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

“You know happy wife , happy life”

Fixed.

Consider the difference:

: “Happy wife, happy life”.
: “Mamma ain’t happy, nobody’s happy!”

Says it all…

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Anonymous wrote:

P~~~ed off wench, don’t give a f~~~ is how I roll.

LOL.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

TaxGuy wrote:

Happiness is a “right now” emotion. And a wife is only happy “right now” if you are doing exactly what she wants you to do. And “right now” she doesn’t want you to go out with your friends.

Good point TaxGuy.
It’s impossible to keep a wife happy because her emotions are labile and you are constantly having to do everything she wants “right now”. Say goodbye to a life of your own. Say goodbye to freedom. You become a servant.

Her demands are also impossible to meet. No matter how much money you have, it’s not enough. No matter how big your house, it’s not big enough.

“Happy wife, happy life”>>> “No wife, happier life”

[Anonymous 2]

This saying always p~~~ed me off, because it’s never said the other way around. It implies the usual sexist double standard of “It’s the man’s job to please the woman, not the other way around!”

Of course, a truly equal relationship would be built on the principle of a 50/50 give-and-take relationship. That is not how things work today, with every woman being so full of Female Entitlement Syndrome. Women today believe it’s the man’s job to make sure they are happy, and it’s their job to just sit there and be pampered. Yet, so many people can’t understand why I would not want to take part in that s~~~ deal.

With all of the absolute garbage constantly posted all over social media implying that men are to be pussy worshipers and treat women like deities, while women are just supposed to sit there and enjoy all the special treatment, and expect nothing less, it’s plainly obvious why so many women feel entitled to the perfect man, while simultaneously believing that they don’t have to bring anything to the table. In their eyes, the fact that they were born with a vagina simply entitles them to the perfect man, and the notion that they have to bring something to the table as well is just utterly ridiculous…and they still can’t figure out why an increasing number of men want nothing to do with them.

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

I’m totally with you brother. Whoever came up with this saying needs to have their knee caps blown away with a shotgun.

First off, you ever see a happy guy when the guy is trying to make a woman happy? Just think, all those poor schmucks standing around the mall holding his wife’s purse as she is trying on the 9000-th pair of shoe or the guy who is dragged off to attend another party or wedding. The sad part is these idiots will claim that it is part of being a man. Sorry, not from where I am standing. From where I stand it’s part of being a doormat. You let your wife and the world walk all over you because you hope that it will earn you enough brownie points for sex.

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

Saw him while grabbing some food. This guy gets it, check out the plates.

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[Anonymous 54]

The Laughing Man wrote:

Saw him while grabbing some food. This guy gets it, check out the plates.

F~~~ yea! A charger and freedom ,or a mini van and being chained to a fat nagging bitch. Hhmmm tough choice.

[the roadParticipant 3125]

I can’t stand it either.

I have a friend that just said something like that online. He got a ton of “likes” from his wife’s friends. I almost messaged him to congratulate him on the successful removal of his testicles.

He isn’t allowed to do anything without her consent. It’s sad. Even worse is that she cheated on him multiple times and even after hearing about it, he said “I believe my wife over what anyone else says”.

Damn

#MANOUT

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