Happy Wife, Happy Life

[lonestar77Participant 406]

Is there a worse saying than this? Whenever I asked a buddy to go out, I would always get “I dunno, let me ask the wife” “You know happy wife , happy life”
It just makes my blood boil every time I hear this and just want to smack whoever made this up.
In the end I just stopped asking my guys friends to hang out because it was a battle I could never win. Now I let them spend every friggin’ moment with their ball and chain. Good luck to those chumps!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Next time respond with, “No wife, Kick-Ass life.”

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[Anonymous 54]

Oh Man I hear you Brother. What sniveling whimp lives by this rule? Here’s mine.
No wife ,Happy life,and,testicals!

[Anonymous 42]

Happy wife? Crappy life!

I’d rather be hardwired to a taser!

[Anonymous 11]

That cliche disturbs me too.

P~~~ed off wench, don’t give a f~~~ is how I roll.

[Anonymous 25]

it’s called the ball and chain for a reason.

No thanks

[TaxGuyParticipant]

It’s actually a very true statement. But here’s the catch. Happiness is a “right now” emotion. And a wife is only happy “right now” if you are doing exactly what she wants you to do. And “right now” she doesn’t want you to go out with your friends.

Oh, and the “happy life” part? That’s HER happiness, not yours. You don’t factor into the happiness part of that statement one bit.

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 18]

Happy Wife, Happy Life is the Noble Prize Winner for Domesticated Life concept that only betas and white-knights (closeted manginas) qualify and aim for.

Not only do you get to spend your ENTIRE life in efforts to keep a woman happy, you get to sacrifice any individuality and self-esteem along the way.

But it’s not so hard to fathom though. By the time a woman agrees to marry a man, he is pretty much in her purse. The concept then becomes some form of self-deception and self-defence once the reality of a married life surfaces.

It’s easy to admit defeat and voluntarily be a host to a parasite (and opportunistic infections) than to fight the uphill battle of being a man of the house. A concept long forgotten since the 50’s.

No Wife, My Life- happy or sad or everything else.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

No wife, awesome life.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[aeragoanParticipant 1186]

Happy wife bcz somebody f~~~s his wife…

happy wife bcz she gonna monkey branch the chad

Happy wife bcz you are beta provider

Happy wife bcz she is not gonna loose anything

Heppy wife bcz she gonna cuckold you soon

Happy wife bcz she gonna rich someday after divorce rape

[sidecarParticipant 35844]

“You know happy wife , happy life”

You call that a life?

[NeroParticipant 1466]

lonestar77 wrote:

Is there a worse saying than this? Whenever I asked a buddy to go out, I would always get “I dunno, let me ask the wife” “You know happy wife , happy life”
It just makes my blood boil every time I hear this and just want to smack whoever made this up.
In the end I just stopped asking my guys friends to hang out because it was a battle I could never win. Now I let them spend every friggin’ moment with their ball and chain. Good luck to those chumps!

I know. I hate it too. It puts my instantly into a fit of temporary rage.

[Anonymous 54]

Happy Husband or theres gonna be some s~~~!(don’t get married,I just felt like sayin that)

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Meanwhile your hockey equipment is in the garage and mice are eating your shoulder pads and s~~~ting in your skates.

F~~~ marriage.

Fuck this planet.

[Anonymous 5]

Got wife s~~~ty life

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Notice male priorities in life, blue pills anyway.

Happy wife happy life. Look, he cares more about how she feels than anything, and she doesn’t give a f~~~ about him. She will drop his ass in a heartbeat if a better deal comes around. What a senseless way to live.

What about…
-No wife, awesome life
-Happy life…..happy life(If you’re happy, that’s all that matters)

I mean for f~~~ sakes, it comes across as so desperate when someone put their own happiness in someone else’s hands. What the f~~~? It’s dumb for the blue pill f~~~ers who say this s~~~, and it’s dumb for females who expect a man to make them happy while they sit there and pout until their every whim is satisfied.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[HitmanParticipant]

What have you done for me lately?
Her happiness is always based on what you are doing for her NOW…
You can bust your ass for years to please her. .and then it’s not enough.
NO WIFE, AWESOME LIFE !!!!

[GrumpyParticipant]

Not my Wife…. I have a life.
I’m only responsible for my own happiness. Not anyone Else’s.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Happy wife crappy life!

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

Having a happy wife is like living is a communist utopia.

It would be nice if it was possible.

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

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