Group exercise – 101 uses for a dead cat

[Anonymous 42]

I’ll make it dead, you guys can have the other 100 uses!

[Anonymous 54]

Old Buck wrote:

But I respect dogs. You never hear of a crazy dog lady

Dont blame the cat.
Blame the lady.

Some have avitars of lions.

They are only brave with small cats

[Anonymous 54]

Go ahead have your fun.

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

KFC replacement “meat”. We’re running a bit low here in the UK.

Kentucky Fried Cat can’t be that much worse.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[Will RobinsonParticipant 3479]

make a hat and call yourself Davy Crockett

May you walk in peace and happiness, May you and all mgtow, near and far walk in peace and happiness.

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

Thanks tower!

Back stop
Reactive target
Coyote bait
Wind flag
Bore brush

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[It’sallbsParticipant]

TheSpice wrote:

“Pork” Fried Rice

Hahahahahahha

I see you have been to my local Chinese takeaway before.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[UntamedParticipant]

Gun holster
Belt
Back scratcher
Pillow
Gloves
Q-tips
G-string

And there’s a lot you can do with the tripes as well.
Air chambers
Glasses holders
Tennis rackets
Shoe laces
Extenders
Sandals

And the bones too
Toothpicks
Hairbrush
Nail cleaners
Needles

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Stitches training.

Tight up the endings and fill it up with air, a cat balloon?

As a weapon to hit people?

Get it wet and throw it to convertible cars from a bridge?

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[UntamedParticipant]

Carnage wrote:

Get it wet and throw it to convertible cars from a bridge?

lmao!

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[Anonymous 7]

beer cuzie(sp?)

[Blood AxeParticipant 1179]

Old Buck says Muskie bate, lol. Sounds totally plausible to me. Would a cat fish eat a dead cat?
Hell they probably prefer it.

Back off Barbie!

[Bob the BuilderParticipant 115]

Bitch repellent!

[Anonymous 3]

Buy stocks when bounces.

Quadcopter.

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

Blood Axe wrote:

Old Buck says Muskie bate, lol. Sounds totally plausible to me.

Works mighty fine. I use 50lb. Spider wire and 6/0 treble hook. I rig up a cat harness, similar to worm harness.

Set throttle for 1.2 mph on gps.

Yanks ’em out every time 😁

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[Sky-OParticipant 18953]

LOL

Makes me think about 2011.

A buddy finished up his fourth tour in Iraq.

I had been watching his Chow dog and his cat at my house for a year.

The Chow was a total cuddle buddy and got along with my dog. Both of them slept in my bed every night.

The cat however at the age of about 15 had taken a turn for the worse. It had health and some psychological problems and was going to the bathroom everywhere.

So I had transitioned kitty to the one car detached garage at my house that I never parked in. Put his three story climbing hideout in the garage, food and water & never told my buddy what was going on since he was in Team America mode (‘Fighting to save the mother f~~~in’ day, yeah!’)

Then he got back and a few days later picked up his fur friends. And he stopped on his way to his truck, looked back at me and said he woke up on that tour and he believed everything I had ever told him about the global and economic elite & how things are run.

A week later, he stopped by with the cat and wanted to go for a ride in his truck. On our way out towards the mountains on a rarely used forest service road, he laughed and confronted me about the cat. Said that it was urinating on all his stuff: golf club bag, military gear bags and related stuff and furniture.

And that the vet said the cat was going blind and had kidney and heart issues and tried getting him to spend $2,000 on him.

Then I asked where we were going and he said he was bringing me because I should have done this when he was gone.

He reached over at that point, turned on his CD player to a Gun’s N Roses song (cover) and he turned it up to ten:

‘Knock, knock, knocking on heaven’s door. . . .yeah, hey, hey, yeah’

Then pulled over into a wooded area, got out and threw a shovel at me and told me to start digging.

He opened a Coors Light, changed the CD player to Drowning Pool’s ‘Let the Bodies Hit the Floor’ and held his cat for a few minutes.

Even gave it his favorite behind the ear rubs.

Then placed the cat on the ground and it already had trouble walking in the previous few months.

Reached into his truck for a handgun and unloaded three rounds into the cat’s head.

[743 roadmasterParticipant]

mgtow is its own worst enemy- https://www.campusreform.org/

[Anonymous 42]

Sky-O wrote:

Reached into his truck for a handgun and unloaded three rounds into the cat’s head.

What kind of nutjob needs three rounds??? for a CAT??? Does he use a howitzer to waste combatants???

[FragmentedParticipant 2758]

I think i’m one of the few guys here who dislikes dogs as much as cats. If something can’t use the toilet, wipe its own ass and flush the toilet, i don’t want it around.

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[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

I had a stray cat end up on my doorstep right after thanksgiving.

Fed it turkey, it camped out at the door. Slept in a snowbank.

I let him in and named him dumb s~~~.

I kept the litter box in the bathroom, and he always had to watch me go. I started following him in and when he squatted i put him on the toilet.

Didn’t take long, little bastard would get p~~~ed if you left the seat down.

Scared the s~~~ out of my roommate. He walks in the can middle of the night, stops, and the cat is using the toilet.

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

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