Group exercise – 101 uses for a dead cat

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  • 2018-02-20 at 12:47 PM#744027
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    Old Buck
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    101 uses for a dead cat:

    I have a few ideas, but I like to brain storm.

    1. Door stop
    2. Umbrella stand
    3. Bottle opener
    4. Muskie bait
    5. Ceiling fan duster
    6. Dog chew toy
    7. Bottle brush

    Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

    2018-02-20 at 12:48 PM#744030
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    Grumpy
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    Valentine gift?
    That way even the cat wont leave her ….

    There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

    2018-02-20 at 12:49 PM#744031
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    Untamed
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    8. Furry slippers

    Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
    Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
    #GenderSegragationNow!

    2018-02-20 at 12:52 PM#744035
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    PistolPete
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    HOLY S~~~ wait until May 7 jumps on this—fasten your seat belt.

    2018-02-20 at 12:55 PM#744040
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    Anonymous
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    Stuffed down your throat.

    2018-02-20 at 12:55 PM#744041
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    Anonymous
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    Dead cat = An even lonelier deranged t~~~!

    2018-02-20 at 1:00 PM#744043
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    9. Bottle rocket launcher
    10. Can crusher
    11. Finger puppet
    12. Dead blow hammer

    Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

    2018-02-20 at 1:02 PM#744045
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    Anonymous
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    bwahahaha Yes, I am here!

    uses for a dead cat? why limit me to 101 uses?

    best use for a dead cat? washable ass scrubber. forget buying toilet paper, just rub the cat on your bungus, and use the claws to remove any dingleberries you missed from the last time you took the kids to the pool. The teeth are also useful for deflating engorged hemorrhoids and snipping off skintags down there.

    wash it out in the sink, and let drip dry.

    There ya go, God’s gift to man, a dead cat bungus cleaner multipurpose tool.

    2018-02-20 at 1:02 PM#744046
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    Old Buck
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    Thanks Heyoka!

    13. Tongue depressor

    Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

    2018-02-20 at 1:03 PM#744047
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    14. Back scratcher

    Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

    2018-02-20 at 1:04 PM#744048
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    Zerenity
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    Grease rag
    Floor mat
    Letter opener
    Dog food
    Slippers

    God grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change: Courage to change the things I can: And Wisdom to know the difference. -Reinhold Niebuhr 1951

    2018-02-20 at 1:05 PM#744049
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    Thats right, get your swiss army cat now BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

    Deal of the century folks! Buy one in the next 10 minutes and I will toss another in for free, just pay extra processing and handling.

    Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

    2018-02-20 at 1:06 PM#744050
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    Anonymous
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    20) Crab bait

    2018-02-20 at 1:10 PM#744052
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    Romulus
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    Wind chime….

    How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

    2018-02-20 at 1:13 PM#744055
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    Old Buck
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    Well, i cant count past potato, so here we go….

    Toilet brush
    File card
    Boot shine brush
    Hair piece
    Soap dispenser

    Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

    2018-02-20 at 1:14 PM#744057
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    TheSpice
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    “Pork” Fried Rice

    "I've been thinking about what it would be like if we got back together."
    "You know it's too late for that."

    2018-02-20 at 1:15 PM#744058
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    Old Buck
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    And don’t forget Swiss Army Cat makes a great stocking stuffer!

    Now available in Calico and orange tabby!

    Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

    2018-02-20 at 1:15 PM#744059
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    Anonymous
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    Now do one on Dead Dogs.

    2018-02-20 at 1:18 PM#744062
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    Old Buck
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    But I respect dogs. You never hear of a crazy dog lady 😀

    Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

    2018-02-20 at 1:19 PM#744063
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    Anonymous
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    What you cannot control bothers you.

    Why

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