Fleshlight

[qeeqoParticipant 1168]

Hitman wrote:

i personally wouldn’t waste the money ..for a few extra bucks you can rent the real thing ..and then she LEAVES !!!..i don’t want to start cleaning jizz out of a fake pussy tube ..

A Jizz bag with legs is preferable.

[MotivParticipant 441]

Chuck it in some hot water to heat it up before using its extra great that way,lube adds up tho as the more the merrier you can even tighten the cap for more or less suction. jam it under your mattress haha

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[Wandering MGHOWParticipant 551]

Does anyone know if you can buy stock in the Fleshlight company (or competing companies)? There is going to be an explosion in the next few years in the male sex toy industry. We are the forerunners, truly ahead of our time. But as more time passes, the rest of the male population will eventually catch on….

And when they do it will be a great opportunity to make money.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10916]

I never thought I’d see a sentence where Keymaster says that he’s getting married. Are you having a bachelor party?

Keymaster wrote:

We’re getting married next month. You’re all invited.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

thanks for all the comments, its definately less hassle than the real thing

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[MotivParticipant 441]

Its a shame they dont offer up a wider tube (light) for them, I find them a bit on the tight side, It gets a hold of the end and if you have pumped the air out of it then its not going to let go easily. (safest way i could of wrote that^) and can only refer to it like having a bj off a braud with buck teeth :-/
lube lube lube and some more Lube, Get a 50 gallon drum of it and your gtg

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[MotivParticipant 441]

Wandering MGHOW wrote:

Does anyone know if you can buy stock in the Fleshlight company (or competing companies)? There is going to be an explosion in the next few years in the male sex toy industry. We are the forerunners, truly ahead of our time. But as more time passes, the rest of the male population will eventually catch on….

And when they do it will be a great opportunity to make money.

No but if you ever find yourself in the company let me know I have a good idea for a auto lube feeder for it haha

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Spank The Misandrists wrote:

Three simple steps to build a homemade vagina.

1. Buy a cheesecake.
2. Drill you fingers in it and go as deep as needed.
3. Stick your junk in it and start moving hysterically while watching girl on girl.

How to clean.
Give the cake to the next door feminist. Simple and efficient.

That’s what is called a cream pie?

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[TheBardParticipant 974]

I got one 5 years ago and at the time I had not put my dick in a pussy yet but it felt pretty good and then after actually having sex it did feel pretty close. To me the set up and clean up is really easy too. I just put it under a faucet running hot water then after I use it I just put it under cold water. For me personally the biggest problem with a flesh light is the lack of human contact when you use it though. The fleshlight is basically purely physical. Say you are having sex with a real woman and she is riding you. In addition to just getting your dick pleasured you will most likely be doing something such as grabbing her ass, her t~~~, sucking her t~~~, kissing her, running your hands down her back, holding hands with her, etc. Now picture yourself using the fleshlight to porn where the woman is riding the guy and he is grabbing her ass while sucking on her t~~~. Yes your dick is getting satisfied but your hands are suck just gripping a plastic tube. That isn’t a deal breaker though and you may not even feel like way like me, but I just wanted to put that out there.

[007 (Reborn)Participant 1672]

Skeptisk wrote:

Spank The Misandrists wrote:

Three simple steps to build a homemade vagina.

1. Buy a cheesecake.
2. Drill you fingers in it and go as deep as needed.
3. Stick your junk in it and start moving hysterically while watching girl on girl.

How to clean.
Give the cake to the next door feminist. Simple and efficient.

That’s what is called a cream pie?

Pursuing Happiness and Freedom.

[MotivParticipant 441]

TheBard wrote:

I got one 5 years ago and at the time I had not put my dick in a pussy yet but it felt pretty good and then after actually having sex it did feel pretty close. To me the set up and clean up is really easy too. I just put it under a faucet running hot water then after I use it I just put it under cold water. For me personally the biggest problem with a flesh light is the lack of human contact when you use it though. The fleshlight is basically purely physical. Say you are having sex with a real woman and she is riding you. In addition to just getting your dick pleasured you will most likely be doing something such as grabbing her ass, her t~~~, sucking her t~~~, kissing her, running your hands down her back, holding hands with her, etc. Now picture yourself using the fleshlight to porn where the woman is riding the guy and he is grabbing her ass while sucking on her t~~~. Yes your dick is getting satisfied but your hands are suck just gripping a plastic tube. That isn’t a deal breaker though and you may not even feel like way like me, but I just wanted to put that out there.

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[TheBardParticipant 974]

Motiv wrote:

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I have considered getting one of those sex dolls as some sites have them on sale. The main issue is that I still live at home and while I could hide the doll in my closet but then when the big crate it arrives in showed up I fear if someone is home they are going to want to know what is in the big box lol. I don’t mind saying a sex doll but with my dad being pretty religious I don’t want to deal with his over reaction lol.

[RennieParticipant]

TheBard wrote:

I have considered getting one of those sex dolls as some sites have them on sale. The main issue is that I still live at home and while I could hide the doll in my closet but then when the big crate it arrives in showed up I fear if someone is home they are going to want to know what is in the big box lol. I don’t mind saying a sex doll but with my dad being pretty religious I don’t want to deal with his over reaction lol.

My advice is to set things up, so that it arrives when they aren’t home, but you are. Put the order in a few days before they leave to go somewhere for a while. Hopefully it shows up when they’re gone and you can get it in the house, hide it and destroy all the packaging.

[Anonymous 5]

Keymaster wrote:

I once worked for a company that had a sales team which would get all kinds of freebies. Back in 2007/08(?), we got a bunch of invites to the Playboy Mansion. That was an experience. They also got a few dozen fleshlights. And one morning this sales manager came into my office holding 3 of them and asked me to pick one – like he was offering donuts. He was just giving them away.

“Do you want the mouth, the ass or the pussy?” he says.

I said “WHATTT??”

He’s says “Pick one! They are from one of our clients. Merry Christmas! “.

“You’re not serious. What happened to cheese and wine or some fine chocolate?”

Then he hands me the pussy and says “F~~~ it. It’s Christmas.”

The thing sat in a bag in a corner forgotten about for at least a year, then one day I am reorganizing and I found it again. So I look around my own place to see if anybody’s looking ( like a shoplifter might scan for security ) and I tried it out.

It was UNBELIEVABLY like the real thing.

We’re getting married next month. You’re all invited.

KM one day aliens will take you away from us 😉

[GlitchParticipant 18]

I’d invest in fleshlights and some sex dolls. They’re even better than escorts/hookers because you don’t have to worry about STDs/pregnancies. You also don’t have to worry about basically having sex with all the other men those escorts/hookers had sex with, because that’s what you’re doing when have sex with anyone man or woman.

Also, when I do eventually get my own house (I live in an apartment right now), I’m going to make a room specifically design to just sit around and have a good time. Put a minibar in there, a hot tub, a big screen TV, and invest in a couple of these sex dolls:

http://secure.realdoll.com/

Some MGTOW may think that jerking off is just another bodily function, but, I also see it as a good way to spend a Saturday or a full weekend especially in the winter months as long as you have the right equipment set up.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

F~~~ it!, (no pun intended) I’m totally down to try one, a sex shop a few blocks away sells ones. Might have to buy myself a Christmas present. I’ve heard some pretty positive reviews on quite a few brands of Fleshlights. My old Co-worker’s Ex Girlfriend left Him after she found one in His closet. He says He still goes to town on that thing and it’s better and tighter then the bitch He was with before ever was.

No nagging,

no asked to take out the trash

whining

why didn’t I come to dinner at her folks house

why I left the toilet seat up

no drama

no pregnancy

no STD’s…..

Where I sign up?.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

I have the Stamina version. Pretty intense. I just wish the holder wasn’t gold. 😀

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[MalfunctionNeedInputParticipant 257]

Have two myself. Helps reduce the cravings, like Nicorette gum is supposed too. They work well, although, imho, aren’t close to the same thing unless you get some porn involved. Works like a charm then. Clean-up is easy.

Don’t knock it until you try it. There is zero risk with fleshlight, there is always some degree of risk of many things going wrong with a woman..

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. --Einstein

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