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What do you guys think about the Fleshlight product and how it could relate to MGTOW.
http://www.fleshlight.com/MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.
Haven’t tried it myself, does it live up to the hype?
i personally wouldn’t waste the money ..for a few extra bucks you can rent the real thing ..and then she LEAVES !!!..i don’t want to start cleaning jizz out of a fake pussy tube ..
Prefer to use a human female body to masturbate with. Otherwise I just do other s~~~ instead. Orgasms are overrated.
We only dream this bondage. Wake up and let it go. - Vivekananda
I would choose it over the real thing if i was really horny.
I haven’t really tried it if i ever do i’ll share how it is.(i doubt anyone wants to hear that s~~~ though)
Anonymous18i personally wouldn’t waste the money ..for a few extra bucks you can rent the real thing ..and then she LEAVES !!!..i don’t want to start cleaning jizz out of a fake pussy tube ..
+1.
I don’t need accessories to ejaculate. It may sound dandy but the idea is to rub it and get off and move on with more important things in life.
What’s the most that can be said about it? Feels like the real thing? It would never. There is more to it than friction.
But if you want to try, go ahead and write a customer review. And paste a link for us. Someone here might wanna give it a try, if you like it that much 😀
Tell us how it goes.
Seen some people put it on a power drill or fan motor lol. Take it to the next level! 🙂
Three simple steps to build a homemade vagina.
1. Buy a cheesecake.
2. Drill you fingers in it and go as deep as needed.
3. Stick your junk in it and start moving hysterically while watching girl on girl.How to clean.
Give the cake to the next door feminist. Simple and efficient.Three simple steps to build a homemade vagina.
1. Buy a cheesecake.
2. Drill you fingers in it and go as deep as needed.
3. Stick your junk in it and start moving hysterically while watching girl on girl.How to clean.
Give the cake to the next door feminist. Simple and efficient.The cheesecake would certainly taste better too.
The cheesecake would certainly taste better too.
HAHA, ye, it tastes like a man.
I hate to admit it, but I own 8 of the things. They actually work quite well and maintenance is easy (just follow directions). Still waiting for the robots to arrive.
For me nothing beats a clenched fist,some lotion and my perverse imagination,that is unless Lisa Ann her self was advertising her services. F~~~ how many times I’ve blown my load over her!
For me nothing beats a clenched fist,some lotion and my perverse imagination,that is unless Lisa Ann her self was advertising her services. F~~~ how many times I’ve blown my load over her!
For me it’s my hand, usually no meat tenderizer, pictures of whatever girl and my wild fantasies.
My buddy had one and he said it was great. Easy to clean, etc.
However, his wife didn’t like it and made him throw it away. Meanwhile, she has vibrators in her dresser that look like A-10 depleted uranium rounds. I know, he showed me.
Fuck this planet.It’s awesome. I highly recommend.
proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome
I once worked for a company that had a sales team which would get all kinds of freebies. Back in 2007/08(?), we got a bunch of invites to the Playboy Mansion. That was an experience. They also got a few dozen fleshlights. And one morning this sales manager came into my office holding 3 of them and asked me to pick one – like he was offering donuts. He was just giving them away.
“Do you want the mouth, the ass or the pussy?” he says.
I said “WHATTT??”
He’s says “Pick one! They are from one of our clients. Merry Christmas! “.
“You’re not serious. What happened to cheese and wine or some fine chocolate?”
Then he hands me the pussy and says “F~~~ it. It’s Christmas.”
The thing sat in a bag in a corner forgotten about for at least a year, then one day I am reorganizing and I found it again. So I look around my own place to see if anybody’s looking ( like a shoplifter might scan for security ) and I tried it out.
It was UNBELIEVABLY like the real thing.
We’re getting married next month. You’re all invited.
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.Let’s see, no issues with unintended pregnancy, no three hundred dollar fee, no assumptions of monogamy, no nagging, no splitting of assets, no false rape accusations. No return phone call required, no loosing your child to a brainless psycho,
I’ll give it a go.
#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.
I have one and they are worth every penny as far as I’m concerned.
The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.For me nothing beats a clenched fist,some lotion and my perverse imagination,that is unless Lisa Ann her self was advertising her services. F~~~ how many times I’ve blown my load over her!
https://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-girls/fleshlight-toys/lisa-ann/
😀
NSFW.
The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.It’s a great way of meeting the needs of the lizard brain, which allows men to get greater control over there lives and there society. It allows the logical mind to take control and guide you to success.
A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!
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