Finnish Girls!

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

Today’s fantasy in my own head, having watched some Finnish porn recently, are Finnish girls, who I know literally nothing about (other than a few interesting moments last night).

They sound like elves! Their eyes are Uraltic and kinda elven! They have weird skin tones! They are completely and totally shameless, at least in porn videos! Like elves! They seem to eat really weird food, and drink odd things. Like elves! F~~~, for all I know they live for thousands of years like elves! I know literally *nothing* about them (but for their having kicked Russia’s ass, sort of, a couple of times until sheer numbers won the day for the Slavs), so I can briefly pretend that NAWALT in Finland, and start perusing Finnish language books and courses online! Perhaps I’ll drop everything, move to Finland, and breed some half-elves with beautiful people I know literally nothing about! For all I know they have a hard currency! Maybe they use gold! Elven gold! I will move to Finland and raise winged sheep and goats who give pure white milk that lets you live forever!

Would anyone in Central/Northern Europe, who has been to Finland, or knows more than literally nothing about the country, like to dissuade me from this temporary fit of insanity caused by what is possibly a small stroke?

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Sako rifles are made there, the Lahti L-35 pistol and the Suomi KP/-31 sub machine gun. All are fine weapons. .338 Lapua Magnum (8.6×70mm or 8.58×70mm) was also developed by the Finns.

Other than the fact its cold as hell there I don’t know much more than that about them.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Fish have fins. Coincidence?

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[MutineerParticipant 1467]

Finnish girls have ruined Finland. Not many Finnish guys are getting laid, as they’ve become the manginas women say they want. Meanwhile, young, sexually virile Muslim men are being imported en mass, at the behest of Finnish girls.

"The secret to happiness is freedom... And the secret to freedom is courage." - Thucydides

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

My knowledge of Finland begins and ends with South Park hahaha

[JackpineParticipant 283]

Not Finn girls from Finland but of Finnish background. They’re mean. There are a ton of us in the UP of Michigan with Finn background. The women are tough for sure and don’t have a problem getting into a scrap. If that’s your thing, have at it. Beautiful though when you run into a purebred. I’d do it again. Enjoyed a blonde beauty last summer. Snow white hair. Long tan legs. Cussed. Drank. Good times.

[bladeParticipant]

Going to check this finnish porn out on my next wank expedition . Thanks for the tip bro

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

PistolPete wrote:

Sako rifles are made there, the Lahti L-35 pistol and the Suomi KP/-31 sub machine gun. All are fine weapons. .338 Lapua Magnum (8.6×70mm or 8.58×70mm) was also developed by the Finns.

This does not help me move past this brief fantasy / insanity. These are recommendations for moving there.

Jackpine wrote:

They’re mean. There are a ton of us in the UP of Michigan with Finn background. The women are tough for sure and don’t have a problem getting into a scrap. If that’s your thing, have at it. Beautiful though when you run into a purebred. I’d do it again. Enjoyed a blonde beauty last summer. Snow white hair. Long tan legs. Cussed. Drank. Good times.

Mildly helpful? I feel less crazy that I find them disturbingly attractive, at least.

blade wrote:

Going to check this finnish porn out on my next wank expedition . Thanks for the tip bro

They’re f~~~ing elves, I tell you. Or elves f~~~ing, perhaps.

Mutineer wrote:

Finnish girls have ruined Finland. Not many Finnish guys are getting laid, as they’ve become the manginas women say they want. Meanwhile, young, sexually virile Muslim men are being imported en mass, at the behest of Finnish girls.

I rarely hear anything about Finland in the news. I briefly thought the South Park episode was reality, and that we had nuked them to protect the space cash, but apparently I was very, very f~~~ed up that night, and thought South Park was CNN. I’ve recently heard that Finland is both throwing out and accepting Muzzies, as well as making them work and not making them work. It’s good to have such wonderful information about everything from the MSM, truly. Given that a journalism degree is only slightly more difficult to get than an education degree, I’m assuming that no one who works for the majors can tell any of the Northern European countries apart on a f~~~ing map.

Any actual Northern European / Finnish neighbors out there? Any actual Finns?

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[BoarParticipant]

Here is all you need to know: AWALT.

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